| Boobs are your friends
Posted: 12/2/2006 1:16:45 PM | Seriously, the size of these things are getting out of control.
Just the other day I was admiring a young lady who walked by and I happened to "accidentally gaze towards her bosoms" and I thought to myself, my, those are some nice titties. Good support, not too much of a slouch, and proportional to her body frame. Very nice indeed.
Another lady walked by and her guns were just enourmous. I asked her if she minded answering a few questions, to which she agreed. I asked her if the size of her melon shaped floatation devices have ever been a problem, and she confessed that yes, her back has given her problems for years and it felt like carrying two bags of groceries everywhere she went. As a matter of fact, she was in the process of scheduling a breast reduction and easing her pain. I thanked her for her time and she was on her way.
Another woman walked by, atheltic and lean, however had a chest similar to that of a 12 year old boy. I asked her " hey babe, those are some nice abs you got on your chest over there" to which she responded "go f*ck yourself @sshole". Anyways, the point was made. She did not like having non-boobs.
Lastly, I saw a man that had gigantic boobs. Boobs that would make Dolly Parton blush. He told me that he grew them to substitute for the use of a coffee table in his home. How did he grow them? Five cheeseburgers a day, that's how. I was very impressed with his ingenuity.
The bottom line here people, is that boobs come in all shapes and sizes, and despite what people may say, do no discriminate against any of them. Love them all equally, massage them with your hands (mouth) and treat them good.
Merry Christmas.
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| Boobs are your friends
Posted: 12/2/2006 1:25:16 PM | You know I agree, I love mine equally, even though on is bigger then the other, but at least half a hand full. I am not mean to the smaller one, I am fair, and give equal time, and if any of you had the chance to meet them I would hope you would do the same :P
Merry Christmas to you too :P
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| Boobs are your friends
Posted: 12/2/2006 1:25:22 PM | | Ahhh the oral fixation and uncontrolled rooting reflex, the last remnant of instinct our unanatural species has left...I carry a hankerchief to suspend the flow of drool that forver dribbles from the corner of my mouth when mammaries float by in my vicinity. | |
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Posted: 12/2/2006 1:28:05 PM | Wow, I think that was the weirdest profile I have ever read, how goes the napkin origami?
But back to boobs... do you actually have a preference? | |
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Posted: 12/2/2006 1:31:06 PM | | oh bless you, Tb, for another great thread and giggle for the day. | |
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Posted: 12/2/2006 1:41:31 PM | | Thanks for the laugh! They are definitely part of me and I am pretty happy with mine. | |
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| Boobs are your friends
Posted: 12/2/2006 1:51:16 PM |
do not discriminate against any of them. Love them all equally, massage them with your hands
You know, I tried that once and was promptly arrested, winding up in an all-female prison. The implications of the justice system being unfair is a bald-faced LIE.
Lately I've gotten into the habit of strapping my breasts down. Which is a little odd considering their size (i.e. smallish), but what's even stranger is that once strapped down, there is no apparent difference. Sometimes I wonder why I even have boobs at all, but obviously I don't so I'll just go read a book on how to become an angry, man-hating feminist. | |
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Posted: 12/2/2006 1:59:47 PM | Boobs are not your friends , they are the part of your friends that you like the most .
I really feel like I am walking into some "trophy bashing" right now . I just can't help it .
I like big boobs , small boobs , hamburger nipple boobs and boobs with dime sized nipples . There are lots of things you can do with these body parts sexualy and I for one would like to all of them on a nightly basis .
On thing I do not like however is "man boobs" like the thread holder here appears to have . Man boobs serve no function and really have no place on a mans body unless they are attached to his ladyfriend .
My favorite part of boobs is the little space between them called the clevage , this is the area that you can have most of your fun , they should have a tattoo on every womens chest that says "insert here" . This however does not work as well with smaller sized boobs but you can allways find a way to make good in the situation .
My preference would have to be medium sized (b or c cups) with little nipples that are soft pink in colour and well rounded .
So to end this all , I have to say that yes mister thread holder is right , boobs are your friends . | |
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Posted: 12/2/2006 2:02:46 PM | Heck of a thread! Had a good giggle!
My boobs are alright...no one has complained yet!  Well except that I don't show them off (not really used to that) but I guess there's always a first time LOL 
And I sure do love when they are granted equal attention   | |
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Posted: 12/2/2006 2:07:00 PM | Such a " Well Rounded " read ... I couldn't beleave how much I laugh ..well done !!
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| Boobs are your friends
Posted: 12/2/2006 2:30:05 PM |
On thing I do not like however is "man boobs" like the thread holder here appears to have
The prime example of man boobs - David Hasselhoff: star of Baywatch, hated worldwide, with the exception of one country - Germany, the nation which begat crewcuts, Nazis, and wannabe imposters.
It's one thing to make an unwarranted "observation" about someone whom you apparently have a gay crush on, it's quite another to do it here, where I CAN SEE YOU.
I call "Penis Envy". | |
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Posted: 12/2/2006 2:33:02 PM | I think I still have my tee shirt .."I belong to the itty bitty titty commitee" | |
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Posted: 12/2/2006 2:41:56 PM | *********************Its all lies , LIES , all lies LOL ***********************
OK OK , I said it , now to stay on topic I would like to add that I would much rather , no , I may get in trouble ...
Here , I will talk of myself for one minute , sorry , I will make unwarranted "observations" of myself right here , right now . I can say I am , well , I am , Well , its getting late , and I have nothing nice to say about myself other than I am so godlike its scary .
Sometimes I think I am god , like now . But I will now pass the mic to whoever wants to hate .
Hey , I did mention I wanted hate mail AND nude pics , right ?
Yes and now about boobs , yes I do like them , Not "man boobs" , real boobs , the ones that babys suckle when they are real young , the same one I would like to suckle and call my friends . | |
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Posted: 12/2/2006 3:08:47 PM | | I'm confused.......who's the real trophyboyfriend? Who is this archie lookalike ass clown that is completely ripping off the other guys' style? | |
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Posted: 12/2/2006 3:23:00 PM |
I'm confused.......who's the real trophyboyfriend? Who is this archie lookalike ass clown that is completely ripping off the other guys' style?
Well thats not very nice , thats accually very meen and abusive . I am crying right now , I am shocked and that was not funny . My feelings are now hurt and I think I may do something dumb now . Why would you say that about me , are you on drugs or something you meen meen women . I may go to the Bloor bridge right now and see if I can meet my maker tonite .
I make one inoccent comment about someones "man boobs" and you lash out and make me wanna hurt myself , your ignorant and very very meen . It doesn't matter about what kinda midlife stuff you may be going through , or if your poor , or if someone left you and you can't find a decent person to make you happy . You shouldn't talk like that , your sick and twisted you know , you need a check up from the neck up lady . Take a look at yourself and for heavens sack , try and change . You steped over the line and hurt someone that never did a thing to you . For what ? WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU ????
Your sick and twisted ...
But I still like boobs cause they are my friends | |
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Posted: 12/2/2006 3:27:15 PM | I think this whole thing could rectified by one simple action - flashing. The tbf who DOESN'T attempt to tune into the nearest available porpoise frequency is the winner. And by "winner" I mean "has dark hair, a unicorn, and an ass I'd like to hold on to for a really long time".
Update: I have busted my tensor bandage.
OT: I like boobs. | |
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Posted: 12/2/2006 3:51:18 PM | Boobs is boobs is boobs is boobs.
Big or small i LUV them ALL!!
need i say more??
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Posted: 12/2/2006 4:53:54 PM | yes, it's funny.. thanks OP
but of course i have to play devils' advocate here ... me being my opinionated self of course.
Boobs my friend, I think NOT!
They are a pain as I hate it when pple comment that for an Asian u got big boobs.
Frick, there is more to me than my boobs and i know when u make comments like that ur interested on one thing.
Yes, I am known to flash cleavage from time to time just to tease you 'cuz I can.
I hate it when the tops I have gape open or the buttons pop, especially when I don't notice.
All these cute tops don't necessarily accomodate a well endowed chest and is a nuisance.
I used to be flat chested until I had kids. Go, figure | |
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Posted: 12/2/2006 5:00:33 PM | | *wipes tears from her eyes* oh this thread is even better now. I happen to have cleavage, I like my cleavage but it won't be flashed in public. Oh stop crying. | |
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Posted: 12/2/2006 5:03:50 PM | Too funny Samadong!!
I was told a long time ago if I wanted bigger boobs then have more blind dates. Now before anyone proceeds to attack me for such a sexist comment, I didn't say that I agree with that statement.
I also have heard it before, that I could increase my bust size by having kids but that is taking extreme measures. Brings back childhood mammories of that silly ditty while touching your elbows behind your back: "I must, I must ... increase my bust." OMG too funny!
I honestly can't relate to your statements Sam as I have the opposite problem. I do recall popping buttons on blouses that button up in the back when I was in grade school though.
Have fun tonight kiddo and enjoy your pre-event event. | |
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Posted: 12/2/2006 5:22:04 PM | All are good I think. But toooo big looks kinda gross as do spagetti boobs lol. I am finally at an age where I am mostly content with my small but mighty boobs haha. Although I do contemplate implants now and again. | |
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| Boobs are your friends
Posted: 12/2/2006 5:23:44 PM | I have found in my 'vast' experience with the Mammory Glands that Large (as Guys in General like them) Breasts do not have as an erogiouness area as small Breasts have .
I have had women almost orgasm with my caressment of their small breasts .
I Lust after a Woman with small Breasts | |
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