| Best Shoot down lines
Posted: 12/5/2006 1:56:28 PM | Ok, heres a qusestion for all the guys who have been shot down. Ok, the women can answer to, some women do make the 1st more, or go after the guys too! I have been shot down by women in so many ways. I have heard alot of shoot downs in my life like" I cant because I have to wash my hair" to, " I have to Babysit my little Brother" Knowing she is an only child. One was that I liked the braves too much. (My ex wife used that one) Then thier the I have kids one. My ex also used that one, She had 3, youngest being 7 months old with Atriul Septum Defect, had to quit her job to stay home with her. It didnt have to work to be counted as a shoot down !  | |
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Posted: 12/5/2006 2:05:27 PM | Well, I can't say that I have had many lines used on me, but one in particular I read while looking at a profile one day:
Horse-shoe heads need not apply. No hair, no date!
How shallow can a person be? She OBVIOUSLY did not see the research results showing that 96.3% of women surveyed prefer a bald man to a man with a full head of hair. Ok, either that or she was in the 3.7% that preferred hair.
Besides, we all know that God only made so many perfect heads.......the rest he covered with hair 
cheers~~
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Posted: 12/5/2006 2:43:45 PM | | I shot down a girl before,oh we were getting our grove on.1st and 2nd base stuff and 3rd base was just about to happen and i desided to be like a woman.i mean i got this chic all hot and bothered.then right before i feeled her up,I told her I had to go.She said why.And i told her i needed to go feed my dog.Boy she was pissed.But it was funny to me.lol lol lol.women think they can be dirty.ya aint seen nuttin yet.peace-out | |
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Posted: 12/5/2006 2:58:03 PM | HMMMMM, can't say as I've ever done that one wolfie.. But I have been shot down myself with stupid reasons too. The best one was the guy told me that he had someone at home and that was the reason he went home every night. (knowing it was a lie) I found a pic of her on the "wall of shame" at the bar and handed it to him. I told him to give me a call when his air compressor broke.....
Yep, the pic was of him and a blow up doll!
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Posted: 12/5/2006 3:25:01 PM | The best shoot down line...hmmm, not used many of those, I guess I'm too honest..
Abouth the bald thing, Well I have a hair fetish, Love to run my fingers though a mans hair... but then again, Bald is beautiful and can be down right dern sexy too.....
Recently my most lame excuse for not wanting a certian person to come visit me...is there is always something going on with the Kids, Or if he calls me at work I tell him I have a customer with me and can't talk to him....
Ever had one of those that just won't take NO, Heck No, Survival of a snowall Chance in H*ll No, and what part of NO do you not understand the "N" or the "O"??// Ladies if you need a male species of 32 yrs in dublin let me know I'll Hook You Up... send me an e-mail.... lol
 
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Posted: 12/5/2006 4:18:04 PM | | I got the "wash my hair excuse" once.... However, I did finally talked her into going out with me that night and we ended up spending the next 12 years together. With hind sight being 20/20, I should have bought her a bottle of Pantene and gone out with friends instead. (But that is another forum all together) | |
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Posted: 12/10/2006 8:48:25 PM | This one may not be the best - but it felt so good delivering it by email to this latest guy I'm kicking to the curb after his snippy little remark, "well you know how to reach me."
My reply: "Don't hold your breath ... but then maybe you should as it would be interesting to see someone pass out that way ..."
It felt so damned good when I hit the "Send" button ... and it's still feeling good.
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Posted: 12/11/2006 7:22:52 AM | Here is a good shoot down line my drunken buddy used on a girl at a bar. "Hey I'll give you a call sometimes. Like when my fridge is running low on cottage. You seem to have lots of that so you can probably help me out." Yea it was pretty mean.  | |
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Posted: 12/11/2006 2:01:40 PM | | How about "Having sex with you was like peeing in the grand canyon" or "I never thought size mattered....until you roled over and squshed my cat" | |
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Posted: 12/11/2006 4:41:52 PM | | yes that works also. How about having sex with you is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. Having sex with you is like throwing a baseball bat in the dumpster. | |
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Posted: 12/11/2006 11:20:57 PM | Why does one "need" a "shoot down line" to begin with?
Why can't everyone just be clearly honest and state the fact(s) that they either don't feel the "compatibility" or they are sincerely "just not interested". Seems like it would save a whole lot of grief on both sides of the coin here.
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Posted: 12/14/2006 8:08:15 PM | "deputy dipity" it's human nature for people to have "shoot down" lines. The need to say "I sure showed him"INSERT NAME" or her "INSERT NAME" when an encounter or relationship ends for whatever
reason gives us the last little jab at the person who slighted us and a feeling of "one uppedness" because you are going miss me when I'm gone syndrome. LOL
Shoot Down Line Used on Myself:
I asked two beautiful ladies sitting at a table in a bar if either one would care to dance.
Their response almost in unison was "We're Lesbians". At which I replied as quick witted as possible " I don't care where you're from .I'll dance with you anyway." and I calmly walked away.
I still laugh about it today. Was my response out of ignorance to their sexuality or a hasty retreat from a possible jealous lover?
Go figure!
Wounded but not shot down in GA!
Skunk LOL!
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Posted: 12/15/2006 7:39:07 AM | | LOL Good line.. I think shoot down lines are great. Some people can't take a hint! Better to say something like... Good luck than saying "your face makes me puke" ... wait, that may be a good line to use.. | |
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Posted: 12/15/2006 8:51:38 AM | The "Mother of all Shoot-down Lines" has got to be ...
"I do."
which is usually followed by a condition known only as "Coitus Extinctus"
It's the shoot-down line that keeps on giving. | |
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Posted: 12/15/2006 4:58:58 PM | I have had one, this ones a bit embarassing, but I was having sex with some girl and she, in the middle, asked me what was taking so long! I tell ya what, I finished then and there. Kinda broke the mood. Then she had the nerve to ask me why I was stopping!   | |
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Posted: 12/15/2006 6:11:26 PM | | well she was a idiot bigdaddy,sex is not suppose to take 5 or 10 minutes.suppose to last all night long.quickies are good sometimes but most of the time the all nighters are the best.lovemaking that is with pleanty of foreplay on both ends.peace-out | |
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Posted: 12/15/2006 10:04:36 PM | Wait......you're talking about sex!
I'm waiting to hear more shoot down lines | |
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Posted: 12/16/2006 7:06:30 PM |
Kicked to the curb??? It takes two to make it work and two to break it up. At least he didnt leave you sitting in the resteraunt with the meal check in front of you as you looked out the window watching his car pull out of the parking lot. I dont understand the power a woman feels she has when she says that (kick him to the curb). We are all humans, why not just say, it didnt work out, and I dont need his company in my life anymore. The term Kicked to the Curb tells me one thing.... DO NOT HAVE ANY RELATIONSHIP WITH THIS KIND OF WOMAN because there is nothing you can do right, and she is man bashing. Just my opinion, and you are entitled to yours, too.  | |
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Posted: 12/16/2006 9:48:12 PM | The biggest ones I have heard are religion. Lets give it up to the freaking Bible Belt. I am not totally anti Christian people. My kids are being raised Christian thats got to mean I was to ya know. I just got burnt badly by it and have found another that suits me.
The other one is age ... ok dude is 20 i am 27 at the time, he was my son's baseball coach. He comes over to cut my grass and play with my kids, about three nights later he asks to come see me after kids go to bed, sits on my couch and says , I'm a virgin corrupt me .... lol ok so I am a bad girl. I did. Then about 5 months into it he realizes his parents are coming to visit anad our age and my kids are going to be a big issue. So I got the "my parents aren't going to be ok with our age diffrence" gotta love it.
As for ones I have given , and it is still being held over my head. I once told someone that I was just to busy with my kids to date him at the time. It's true, but he wanted my time and attention all the time. 
PS. If we are going with sexual shoot down. I once looked at the ex hubby got out of bed grabbed BOB (I am sure we all know what that is) and said at least I know he keeps on going till I get off.... and walked off. LOL Served his butt right .. | |
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Posted: 12/17/2006 11:18:25 AM | The only shoot down line I use is about height....unfortunately, I am tall and I am very uncomfortabled dating men shorter than me. I have no problem being friends with people shorter than me. There is just no way I can see me in a relationship with a man shorter than me. It is my issue, not theirs, but I can't help it. If they are 5'8 or less, I am not going out with them.
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Posted: 12/18/2006 9:58:16 AM | LOL JC - I feel I was a little justified in bashing that one - he's more than likely married still and not worth the effort to find out for sure. Those are the ones that I kick to the curb and will do so until heck freezes over. Don't have time to deal with people hiding stuff like that.
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Posted: 12/18/2006 7:48:47 PM | That's the way it is supposed to be.... just when you think ya got us figured out.........
That way we will always keep ya guessin
~k~
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Posted: 12/18/2006 11:33:49 PM | OK...this was the one used on me: "There's a golf tournament on"....ok, if that's not the LOWEST...GOLF!
Enough said! | |
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