| | What's the worst thing you've heard on a first date?Page 1 of 2 (1, 2) | Just been looking at some sites dealing with "What not to say on the first date", but of course they were mostly joke sites.
I'd really like to hear some of your stories both funny and disturbing about what you DIDN'T want to hear someone say. Probably the worst thing I've heard was "I can feel my dead wife's presence, telling me it's time to move on" from a guy whose wife hadn't even been gone a year. Worst part was that he'd already said to me on the phone "How do you know that YOU might not be the right person for me!!"
Yeah yeah, OK, dumb I know, to still meet him, but this was about the third coffee date I'd been on, and it was kind of a sympathy thing ... I've hardened considerably since then 
I have a friend who met a woman for coffee, and he asked in conversation how long since she'd separated. Her reply totally floored him "Oh, I'm still with my husband, and very much in love with him - but I'm looking for another guy to join us, and you looked pretty good to me".
I think that one takes some beating, personally ... | |
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| What's the worst thing you've heard on a first date?
Posted: 12/10/2006 12:26:54 AM | | The worst thing said to me was "This is where I took my ex on our first date." I got over it pretty fast though.. it didn't bother me, I just think he was lucky I wasn't your usual kind of girl ;) lucky him... anyway we're still going great. I love him even though he's a dork hehe... my dork. | |
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| What's the worst thing you've heard on a first date?
Posted: 12/27/2006 3:59:37 AM | I wanna man one in to four inches taller then me
I wanna man who lives in this or that suburb
I wanna man who is a professional in thos or that specific profession
I wanna man who dresses like this or that but who NEVER oudresses me.
I wanna
I wanna
I wanna
Sounds so much like the spoiled brat on santas knee. | |
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| What's the worst thing you've heard on a first date?
Posted: 12/27/2006 10:41:53 PM | The worst thing ,well could of been a compliment of sorts as well , but goes something like this >>>>you know you are a real shaggable lady (i had to type shaggable as the other word isn't allowed )lol..
p.s ..That was our first and last date .. | |
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| What's the worst thing you've heard on a first date?
Posted: 4/20/2012 10:31:08 PM | I've just recently been reminded of my answer to ths question.
I met this girl from my hometown for dinner and drinks. (Or I thought)
When we hooked up, after work one evening, the drinks started. I havnt been home, so iwas prepared to order fod and relax a bit. She asked me, quite urgently, not to order dinner for us yet. (ummm, ok; even though we're in a environment where we're both in good stead, and catching great vibes from the coworkers and the barstaff etc etc etc)
She said she has some better plans for us.
Alrighty then......her town...her lead; and it all looked reeeal promising. (She was smokin, I was smokin, we were both relaxed and having an obvious good time)
So I go to her house, and drink some more with her while she gets ready for whatever it is she had on her mind. I was dressed "up", as I just came from work, and she was dressing the same. (Though she looked 100% appropirate when we met anyways; better actually) Anyways; her "getting ready" started to take a long time and turning into just drinking and talking. (Hour maybe, on top of the two or three pitchers in the restaurant prior) I really wanted to get some dinner (especially after, before, after? > Drinking) I was starting not to feel so into her and vibrant; to say the least. She mentions that her gf can bring us pizza up, because we had to wait til she came to get us before we went to our "thing" anyways. Super sunny, hot weather; THAT WORKS!!
You will notice that it's a fn "thing" in my mind by now. The urge to: play footsies, brush an ear, and giggle were obviously fading fast
Didnt happen, for whatever reason; no pizza.
Girlfriend shows up, and has to run somewhere, and will meet us at the place. (After girlfriend cools off with adrink or as it two; and girl squawk to boot) <--Add pizza, and girl squawk turns into lovely ladies being ladylike.
So; ya:
We goto a pub (8:30 we start walking) and she mentions that she may have messed up, and that pub wasnt the right place. By this time; my head is throbbing and I just want to go in THIS pub, and order whatever that lady has on her table at triple what it cost her (if you catch my drift)
In fact; I'm prepared to do it on my own.
So we walk in; and she told me these 'were her friends', none of them the girl who was at her house and somewhat familiar enough to gab with. (She was nowhere to be seen). Once she told me this our night; it qualified as the worst thing I heard for a first date. because I knew who they were, and where I was. (Huge; on both counts) Furthermore; with me drunk.....getting a DEEP headache.....angry....confused...and at an apparent mixer/job interview with an important lawfirm I know, who ALSO are relatives of a coworker who I had been fencing with and trying to NOT cross wires with for the entire last week! [One who was trying to lead a bust on a friend of mine by the way]
UUuuuuuugh; ooooouuuch!
I much preferred the crooked pool table interviews we embarked on earlier that month; when I wasnt COMPLETELY alone, the ONLY person who knew ANY of ANY business about back home OTHER than this possible opposition force I get to hang out with; while fully unprepared, hungry, tired, and probably REAL drunk. They ALL looked fresh and comfortable and STRAIGHT AT ME WHILE LAUGHING when we walked in.
She walked over to one and sat on his lap with her arms around his neck in a tartsie way, and left me standing there; no introductions or brief flic of the hand introductions or something (I couldnt tell; I was focusing primarily on not fainting)
How nice
Ok, no worries; she's tight with them, I'm pretty tight with her.
Further; she would never let me down, she has no reason to,a nd lots of reasons NOT to!! These guys and I have never been anything but professional and decent and straight up. I'll go make friends with the waitress, who was smiley and open tomy advances and at my aparent beck and call (maybe I;m stil charming and cute looking; THANK GOD)
I asked what her suggestion for a mixture of quick and hearty food would be.
Her reply:
The kitchen is closed for the night
New worst thing I heard on a first date all after only 10-15 minutes of the past champion being crowned.
I asked the bartender, who was off doing his own thing, and he confirmed that I was indeed shut down food wise.
I made niceties, explained how I needed food; and left immediately.
(I was green from hunger and shock, and probably purple from surpressed rage and alcohol)
Everyone understood, and was cool about me leaving. (Perhaps I was suppose to watch them pull magic and open the kitchen; just for me, at 9pm, in a pub)
Her girlfriend was waiting outside the door when I left and walked back to the condo, we all had booked for us; with "no" questions asked.
Leather girls war was solid, but hippie girl was schaweet! [maybe because we stoped for food, and she let her meotions show me a worlds worth on the walk home) By ths time; I was a freak of nature btw; no tick, sound, smell, or visual within a 72 blocks radiance missed going into my sensory channels. ;P
Completly sober now, and jacked on my own intelligence, apparent reputation, apparent worth, and the knowledge that I just grew and reached the next level of my studies (decisively); I took the initiative on her home turf. I was given affirmation that I was allowed. You see; hippy girl was MY friend it turned out. So thank you to her, and to leather and lace, and the boys of K for that affirmation of my own prowess. (Deeply honored) Other than going to higher education to learn discipline; becoming a lawyer, and having the power and the role of keeping everything just was my top goal. They showed me that I was making the grade. (as*holes; but I get it)
Chooch; they were laughing because I showed worthy on a grand scale.
I rose to the challenge, but um.....not to her later that evening, when she caught up to me again at the condo. Maybe I should have, but I sulk alot, and by that point we were deeeep in that: business/politics/chemistry and dynamics zone that business affairs and swing dates can bring. Plus my migaine had transferred to her; though I'm almost SURE she ate earlier. Plus, well, her whispered moans and shouts of "f*******ck me" probably had "nothing" to do with sex. (for real; in hindsight)
And, with her, I took the lead over the entire office....and um....
I love her. (She's discipline)
Brutal as hell to lovers and herself; but she's goooood at what she does that brunette blueeyed leather laced soul.
(and she believed in me)
;)
L.o.v.e.
Sorry to ramble; real bad dates are not ones you forget easily. | |
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Posted: 4/21/2012 1:49:14 AM | I was out on a dinner date with a guy I met here, and we were sitting in his car chatting after dinner, when I turned and looked out the window....he took my hand, and put it in his lap....and he had unzipped his pants. I told him he was no gentleman, and that I wasnt willing to get sexual with a man I had just met. He asked when I might be, so I said it would take me 5 dates to be comfortable enough to get there, and he asked if I would do it in 3.
Im an animal lover, and I was chatting here one night to a man who also liked animals. He told me he had made arrangements for he and his dog to be buried together. When I told him I didn't think his dog cared where he was buried he blocked me, and told me his dog didnt care about me either. | |
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| What's the worst thing you've heard on a first date?
Posted: 4/21/2012 2:18:57 AM |
He asked when I might be, so I said it would take me 5 dates to be comfortable enough to get there, and he asked if I would do it in 3.
Some people just love to haggle 
When I told him I didn't think his dog cared where he was buried he blocked me
Surely it wasn't that his dog cared where it was buried, but that he cared where his dog was buried? | |
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| What's the worst thing you've heard on a first date?
Posted: 4/21/2012 3:29:46 AM | I really should get out more... haven't had any 'this' good in a long time. Back [before child came along] one line was "you're late, you don't paint your toenails"..
{in hindsight I shoulda spun right around and walked out there and then}
Coffee meet last year was my only recent 'shocker' when he said "I never got a chance to get to the ATM" {Yeah, I covered it - I was expecting to go dutch anyway} and then he said "next one is on me, here's my address"...
Yikes!!!! | |
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| What's the worst thing you've heard on a first date?
Posted: 4/21/2012 12:17:36 PM | | This is a slight reverse of OP. BUTTTTTTT....went out on a date with quite a lovely man, it was going okayish...unfortunately I was over tired, underfed and he had bought a lovely bottle of red wine...eeek love the stuff but I am allergic to it, ie I get smashed in less than two glasses...anyhows he asks me what I was especially good at....I was stumped for an answer and facetiously thought ' what do you think? I have had five kids!" unfortunately then my mouth decided to speak without prior agreement with my brain and out came "sex"...oh dear he was a bit taken aback...actually so was I but hey it was funny and I often say what is funny not necessarily appropriate or true...anyhow I had a few friends performing poetry during the Artrage festival and it was literally some 8 buildings down so I ask this very nice man would he like to come and hear some interesting poetry....OMG poooooor man...first off was a friend who calls himself the Antipoet, he and a mate were bandying shouty words and banging on 40 gallon drums...okay a bit off the wall and very loud but interesting...the piece de resitance that had this poor man running for the hills was another poet, female this time and very funny, who was using the song of "my lovely lady lumps" (you know the one) anyhow she wasn't saying/singing/shouting bumps she was saying c*nt....omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That just did it for him poor man..never heard from him again and not surprised. Didn't even bother trying to call and apologise, knowing me I would have just dug a bigger hole. Damned funny terrible date though. | |
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| What's the worst thing you've heard on a first date?
Posted: 4/21/2012 4:43:50 PM | I'm not forty five I am fifty eight. He then went on to say mmmmm pomnegranets, I lurve pomnegranets. Have you ever tried pomnegranets? I lurve pomnegranets. They just taste wonderful and the seeds just pop in your mouth.
I felt like saying 'eh'? | |
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| What's the worst thing you've heard on a first date?
Posted: 4/22/2012 2:35:32 AM |
He then went on to say mmmmm pomnegranets, I lurve pomnegranets. Have you ever tried pomnegranets? I lurve pomnegranets. They just taste wonderful and the seeds just pop in your mouth.
Luckily you are not called Persephone or he would've kidnapped you away to Hades. :1: | |
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| What's the worst thing you've heard on a first date?
Posted: 4/26/2012 10:41:42 PM | "will you be my $lut" excuse me? 1st & last date!
ow & the countless texted between him & his daughter? durring the date!
"will you be my $lut" excuse me? prior to another date that never took place!!!
& omg the guy that talked cricketters & footballers as if i had a clue after clearly pointing out i didnt watch sport "olympic's don't count" had his pic & weight not been 20+ yrs out of date i might have bared with him for more than a drink | |
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