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 whyspr
Joined: 7/23/2006
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I have this really odd habit of making up tshirt slogans and seeing how many people want to order them if they were real..lol. I don't know if the thread will fly or be allowed or not but hey..here goes




"Never piss off your mail carrier, they know where you live"


this next one is a little on the sensitive side... its intended for those who do not want to keep Christ in christmas. im not telling people where to go..just think about what it says before yu get mad..ok? lol


"Jesus is the reason for the season.. if you dont believe that you can go to hell"
 TTicker
Joined: 10/7/2006
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Posted: 12/10/2006 8:56:30 PM
I like T-shirt slogans that go like....Jesus is the true reason for the season.

Don't Mess With The Merchandise,I'm Highly Valued


Don't Trip On Your Lip



 ponygrlâ„¢
Joined: 7/22/2006
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Posted: 12/10/2006 8:58:08 PM
"a little nipple a day keeps the big d*cks away" .............i would love to see someone where that. my brother and i were joking around on the phone while he was talking on the cb radio to some guy that he knows. the guy cracked up laughing.
 TootsieTX
Joined: 8/21/2006
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Posted: 12/11/2006 5:55:04 AM
My son is a Taurus and a little on the moody side at times. Very much like a sullen bull. The other day I told him I was going to make him a T-shirt that said:

"Don't EVEN talk to me.
I'm an A$$hole"

He liked the idea and wanted one. Said it would keep the other A$$holes away. LOL
 wingribman
Joined: 10/12/2006
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Posted: 12/11/2006 6:18:04 AM
I want a T shirt that says,,,, "single and looking" so I can walk around wal mart and find a date.
 wranglersnroses
Joined: 10/12/2005
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Posted: 12/11/2006 7:14:27 AM
"The juice is definitely worth the squeeze"

"Yes, I Am Him"

"Gone Fishin'"

"There's more where this came from"

i have MANY more..lol
 SunnyTexas
Joined: 9/28/2006
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Posted: 12/11/2006 8:00:07 AM
Okay, my old standby and motto in life:

"Jesus loves you....but I'M HIS FAVORITE ! "
 noodle
Joined: 10/20/2004
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Posted: 12/11/2006 8:24:59 AM
how about 15 reasons why a beer is better than a woman
 merryaquarian
Joined: 7/19/2006
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Posted: 12/11/2006 9:49:23 AM
How about:

QUIT STARING AT MY T*TS!!
 noodle
Joined: 10/20/2004
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Posted: 12/11/2006 9:56:40 AM
MERRYAQUARIN , OK, YES MAM, HOW DID YOU NO I WAS LOOKIN
 TTicker
Joined: 10/7/2006
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Posted: 12/11/2006 9:57:09 AM
Follow me, you'll never wonder if your lost!
 SunnyTexas
Joined: 9/28/2006
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Posted: 12/11/2006 10:51:42 AM
"Am I self centered...or is it just me?"


no....wait...how 'bout....

"You're grandma dropped acid....don't p!ss her off !"
 Ahoytheredave
Joined: 8/29/2006
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Posted: 12/11/2006 11:12:43 AM
Hey Merryaquarian, can you get that in braille?
 deep_blue_eyes
Joined: 10/11/2006
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Posted: 12/11/2006 11:18:22 AM
I saw this on a bumper sticker and I love it....
" I may be Fat .. But your ugly and I can lose weight" !!! LOVE IT!!
 merryaquarian
Joined: 7/19/2006
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Posted: 12/11/2006 11:21:49 AM

Hey Merryaquarian, can you get that in braille?


 z28speed
Joined: 7/17/2006
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Posted: 12/11/2006 12:09:30 PM
depends on the person but no t shirt is a good tee shirt
 MrKerry73
Joined: 11/16/2005
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Posted: 12/11/2006 3:03:07 PM
Know those Got Milk T-shirts, I think the ladies need one that says " Got Milf "
 HektorCV
Joined: 11/29/2006
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Posted: 12/11/2006 3:21:32 PM
"You'll never understand my words until you understand my silence."
kind of a deep thought one...
"WHO'S in office? That's what I get for voting drunk..."
yes, political, but can be worn constantly because no president is a good one...
"Excuse me, are your legs tired, because Jamaican me crazy!"
2 bad pick up lines in one!
 Texsantcles
Joined: 1/30/2006
Msg: 19
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Posted: 12/11/2006 3:43:44 PM
MAKE YOUR T*T'S STOP STARING AT MY EYE'S
 chuckofnc
Joined: 5/18/2006
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Posted: 12/11/2006 4:03:39 PM
"I am Psychotic."

"I am married and a cheater"

"I am a taker not a giver."

"I have an STD"

Those would be a few I would like to see.
 Sasscat
Joined: 8/29/2006
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Posted: 12/11/2006 4:09:42 PM
That brail remark takes the cake......

I have a t-shirt that says "I see dumb people" ...lol....but I have never worn but only because it is 3 sizes too big...lol....
 MrKerry73
Joined: 11/16/2005
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Posted: 12/11/2006 4:10:10 PM
Those are shirts that people need to wear on the First date
 whyspr
Joined: 7/23/2006
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Posted: 12/11/2006 10:03:44 PM
My aunt used to have a tshirt i loved, wore it to school once and almost got kicked out but the teacher was laughing none the less...


"LIfe is a bed of roses, but watch out for the pricks"
 wickedkyra
Joined: 12/1/2006
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Posted: 12/11/2006 10:09:43 PM
On the side of the McDonalds coffee cups it says "CAUTION: Contents hot" (duh)...I'd love to wear a t-shirt that said that, tho..

I'd like one that says "Boys are dumb", too :)

(guys calm down... i didn't say MEN SUCK... i said boys... you're not boys, right?)

I saw a guy at HEB once wearing a black t-shirt with black iron-on letters that said "F*ck You" -- you could only read it when the light hit it just right. It was AWESOME.

The best one I ever saw... my friend got her b/f a shirt that read "Boobies make me smile" :) Love it!
 judypatudy
Joined: 8/18/2006
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Posted: 12/12/2006 3:59:26 AM
Now in my younger days I did wear one that said "****"
ok that said it all

B***H !!!!!! lol
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