| | These are our Rules !Page 1 of 2 (1, 2) | Finally, the guys' side of the story.
… We always hear "the rules" From the female side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl now.
If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports ...
It's like a full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,
don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, You probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something, OR tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really!!!
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as SEX, CARS, the shotgun formation, or BASKETBALL.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. | |
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Posted: 12/13/2006 11:59:37 PM | Womans point of view...
I loved it, so very amusing.
However please remember that Rule number one for all females is....
1. Women are always Right...
2. If by chance you think we are wrong, refer back to rule number One.
So your rules however amusing, are totally incorrect!
Ty for the laugh and Merry Christmas
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Posted: 6/12/2007 10:25:50 PM | | you mention that you'll probably be sleeping on the couch tonight....What I don't understand is...what are you doing here if you already have someone? You don't play by the rules so what gives you the right to post them? | |
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Posted: 6/12/2007 10:35:19 PM | I only sleep on the couch if I fall asleep watching TV....
But the rule about the toilet seat needs to be engraved on every bathroom door. | |
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Posted: 6/13/2007 4:33:43 PM | wicked funny!!
but about the 2nd #1
1. Learn to work the toilet seat
I've lived alone most of my adult life, was engaged to a fellow, we went to NY stayed at a motel, I got up in the middle of the night to visit the bathroom didn't turn lights on, no glasses either....and w/o a thought sat down and nearly drowned! screeched because it was cold.... He laughed so hard about that! LOL | |
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Posted: 6/13/2007 5:27:20 PM | I find it interesting that men think the toilet seat should be left up, when they need it down some of the time. I figure if there is a problem about the location of the seat everyone should just close the toilet lid and the problem is solved. Everyone will have to lift something everytime they use it.
Then see how many men would prefer the lid up and the seat down, because then if they forget to lift it there will still be less of a mess they have to clean up.....LOL | |
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Posted: 6/14/2007 7:57:09 AM |
you mention that you'll probably be sleeping on the couch tonight....What I don't understand is...what are you doing here if you already have someone? You don't play by the rules so what gives you the right to post them?
ehm..........UM....you didn't realize this is a JOKE? .....................ehm..........it is in the "humour" section! But your post was even funnier to me than the "list" only because I have already seen the list.....sorry dude...but the list is good and worth reposting lots, as obviously not every one (hint hint) had seen it before! | |
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Posted: 6/14/2007 9:37:05 AM | I've seen it before Snorkeler...and I'm the last one who takes life seriously...read my profile...Just think its amusing that people are still talking about toilet seats...but I didn't think it was funny if he really has someone at home and is using this site for getting a little extra on the side....when people start wanting extra, that's when we start getting new threads about "why did he just dump me"...whine whine whine....don't sweat the small stuff...and beleive me the toilet seat question is really SMALL STUFF | |
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Posted: 6/14/2007 10:31:00 AM | Wild...
If we leave the seat down and lid down... then the woman will not look... plop down and... you have a messy lid to clean.
Yes... I have been yelled at for closing the lid.
Men actually look first. When we need it down and its up... we put it down. If its up and we need it down... we put it down.
Its not hard... If we can get it right... why can't women? | |
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Posted: 6/14/2007 11:49:32 AM | | Again with the Toilet Seat....lets just pull the lid off the whole thing | |
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Posted: 6/15/2007 10:51:39 PM | I NEED a toilet seat to close, to keep the dog and cats from drinking the nice, cool water then coming over to lick my face .... | |
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Posted: 6/16/2007 2:31:25 AM | I NEED a toilet seat to close, to keep the dog and cats from drinking the nice, cool water then coming over to lick my face ....
ummm, close the bathroom door after finishing? It's what I had to resort to in order to keep the cats from unrolling entire rolls of TP from the spindle (they thought *that* was hilarious). Of course I've had dogs in the past who would grab onto the end of the TP and go running though the house, as well - I'll never know how they managed that without tearing the TP, but they did it...
Rules are made to be broken ? (or at least bent once in a while?) - might make way for interesting reconciliation sessions, complete with "spankings"... | |
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Posted: 6/16/2007 2:42:00 AM |
Of course I've had dogs in the past who would grab onto the end of the TP and go running though the house, as well - I'll never know how they managed that without tearing the TP, but they did it...
Yuppers....mine too. My three year old even does it....got a string of TP from one end of the apartment to the other before I know it the way that little tyke runs giggling all the way 
Cute TicketoRide....very cute :) | |
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Posted: 6/16/2007 8:37:06 PM | Thanks for bringing a smile to my face. The only thing I'm not sure about is the "shotgun formation"; actually, I don't have a clue! I'm guessing it has something to do with sports since it appears right before 'basketball'.  | |
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Posted: 6/16/2007 8:48:01 PM | | This is hilarious! Love it. Bout time we laid down the rules! | |
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Posted: 6/16/2007 8:50:13 PM | Sapph -
Shotgun formation = football (setting up for a pass play)... notably, they left hockey terminology off the list in that rule... more's the pity...
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Posted: 6/16/2007 8:55:31 PM | Ok... now shotgun formation for those of us that are gun enthusiasts....is talkin ABOUT shotguns
Learn something new every day! lol Thanks WS4! | |
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Posted: 6/17/2007 12:21:53 AM | Aussiegreeneyes, if you have read this before then you know that the end part is the finishing of the joke. The part about sleeping on the couch is the end of the joke. He's not stating that he's in a relationship and on here trying to get with a women on the side. He found this and wanted to make a few people laugh.
Now if he (or anyone else be it man or women) is in a relationship and looking then Yes that's wrong. But I'm guessing you don't know him so your not sure whether he has someone or not. I would I assume he's single as his profile says and just look at this as a JOKE. Did I tell you this is a JOKE. JOKE. JOKE. JOKE. SHIT it's just a JOKE.
P.S: I liked what the lady wrote about the women rules. rule #1 they are always right and #2 when they are wrong refer to #1. I laughed because it's funny. If I were dating her or someone that said that in a JOKE thread I wouldn't worry about it until she enforced it LOL.
If anyone has a problem opperating a toilet seat go to the woods from now on and everything is settled. | |
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Posted: 6/17/2007 12:40:53 AM | | Well and ya know too....doesn't take much to click Ticketoride's profile and see the word Moderator duh! That has nothing to do with whether he is single, in a relationship, married or whatever! Some of the mods are married and in relationships ffs! | |
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Posted: 6/18/2007 9:34:22 AM | you mention that you'll probably be sleeping on the couch tonight....What I don't understand is...what are you doing here if you already have someone? You don't play by the rules so what gives you the right to post them?
Humour Section, not serious discussion topic.
Post Humour here, don't argue with Jokes.
It was simply a Joke e-mail I received and re-posted here for your Enjoyment. | |
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Posted: 6/18/2007 11:32:10 AM |
It was simply a Joke e-mail I received and re-posted here for your Enjoyment.
Thank you! I thoroughly enjoyed it!
I also appreciate the definition of "shotgun formation" given by another POF'er. | |
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Posted: 6/18/2007 11:38:42 AM | | I'll learn how to work the toilet seat when a guy learns how to get his own beer. | |
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Posted: 6/19/2007 7:57:47 PM | You see aussiegrneyes it goes like this:
What does a moderator and an 800 lb gorilla building a fence have in common?
They both put posts any frigen place they bloody well like.
And arguing with either usually ends with the same result, capeesh!
By the way TOR the list is perfect think I'll have copy tatoo'ed on my forehead so I can just point instead of repeating the answers over and over. | |
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