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Posted: 12/21/2006 1:10:05 PM | | Have you ever had anything happen during sex that just stopped everything dead? Like someone walking in, the other person saying something just plain crazy, or injuring yourself? Maybe them doing something that you did NOT like that freaked you out? Just curious here. | |
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Posted: 12/21/2006 1:35:24 PM | You are bringing back some memories....lol and that isnt a good thing I have stopped in my tracks a few times, people walking in yes, injuries well yeah been there. The worst was a peeping Tom pervert piece of you know what. I looked up and here was this guy at the window his hands cupped around his face, taking it all in. He left in a real hurry.That would be the fastest i ever stopped. | |
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Posted: 12/21/2006 6:58:15 PM | | I would say the number one show stopper for me was when my long term boyfriend started calling me mommy, and then asked if I could pretend to be his mother. Needless to say, we broke up shortly after and I am now afraid of the 4 inch weiners..No sex for me in a while =[ | |
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Posted: 12/21/2006 9:17:20 PM | | Yaaaagh! Mommy???? Definitely a showstopper. For me, though, it's spanking. I just freeze up immediately at that point. | |
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Posted: 12/21/2006 9:23:25 PM | | I can deal with a little tap on the ass, but none of that wild ape mandingo shit..I aint into violence during sex..lol | |
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Posted: 12/21/2006 9:28:21 PM | Years ago I had a one night stand at a hotel and all of a sudden the girl literally started making sounds like a baby. That broke the mood right away and I stopped what I was attempting to do. Then while we lying there talking she starts telling me how her uncle molested her when she was a teen-ager.
I found an excuse to leave and I got out of there. | |
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Posted: 12/21/2006 9:33:22 PM | I've had people walk in, it doesn't phase me much. When I was in a band, my drunk singer came in and ripped the covers off of me and some girl. I knew it was coming so was already getting dressed. Girl was embarrased and ran out of the hotel naked. We locked the door for laughs:)
One time a woman friend of mine walked in on me and some girl I was with, and just stared. I was like wtf? Oh well.., and continued. I figured anyone that came in would freak out and feel stupid and leave as fast as they entered. She didn't. She just stared which I thought was odd. Maybe the moths bumping off my pale butt amazed her and so she looked on with dis belief. You know, the kinda thing you usually only see around street and porch lights.
One time a girl apparently had a real dirty butt, and it stunk really bad. I was trashed and so the stank nearly made me puke on her back. It woulda been bad if I wasn't trashed, but not sure if I would have puked. Dunno. I decided to run to the bathroom instead of painting her back with barf. That one was a show stopper. | |
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Posted: 12/21/2006 9:51:32 PM | | The milking machine started unexpectedly and I fell off the stool. | |
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Posted: 12/21/2006 10:01:42 PM | | Not during sex exactly (by a technicality!), but during a moment of er... heavy petting in a library we managed to overbalance a bookcase, raining hardbacks and a potplant over us both. Barely had time to zip ourselves up before a crowd of curious bibliophiles came to investigate... | |
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Posted: 12/21/2006 10:04:24 PM | | Shoot, I forgot the best one I've ever heard. I briefly dated a guy who told me that he was going down on his ex girlfriend when he got one of her pubic hairs caught in his throat and gagged so hard he puked on her cooter! Talk about a show stopper! | |
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Posted: 12/21/2006 10:49:26 PM | Afew yearz back , I waz having sex with a chick**. It waz a cold October evening down south in the back woodz ov Tennesee. My budz hooked me up with a chick** that hadn't laid in a while ( and neather had I ). Well we were gettin it on like 2 banchiez & the owner ov the farm came in 2 the barn and freaked ! he yelled .. " GET AWAY FRUM MY CHICKEN !.... believe me , that's a " Show Stopper.  | |
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Posted: 12/21/2006 11:28:38 PM | | how about a cop knocking on the car door window! | |
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Posted: 12/22/2006 3:14:07 AM | Repressed memories of childhood molestation. Total mood killer.
Trying to shove a finger up my @$$. Seriously. Not all guys like that. | |
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Posted: 12/22/2006 3:27:26 AM | Yeah.
This woman that I was dating - she just finished performing oral on me and was climbing up me so we could move on to other stuff and...... her 14 y.o. son walks in.....
Yeesh.
After that - I changed out the door knob so there was a lock on the door. | |
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Posted: 12/22/2006 4:34:54 AM | THe Bed Collapsed on to the floor!!!!  Had to finish aand make repairs  | |
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Posted: 12/22/2006 5:17:14 AM | | His teenage daughter and her girlfriend walking in....(*sigh*) it was going to be a good one too.... | |
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Posted: 12/22/2006 5:34:01 AM | ^^^^Welcome back
Nothing stops the show faster than a curious dog (trust me on this) | |
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Posted: 12/22/2006 6:44:03 AM | the smell of poo is an instant turn-off.
ladies, if you're planning on gettin laid after a long night out on the dance floor, make sure you don't take a dump before you leave the house.
There's nothing worse than bending a chic over and getting a cloud of sweaty ass crack up in your face.It's like gettin smacked in grill with a dirty diaper. | |
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Posted: 12/22/2006 10:43:33 AM | Big time. My husband and I weren't married yet. We went ot visit his aunt and uncle who lived on a small family farm. The roads were really bad because it was winter so we stayed over in a spare bedroom.
We really weren't all that interested in sex that night...too tired from sitting around talking till the wee hours.
About 20 minutes after we got in bed, his uncle burst through the door with this huge bucket of goose greese laughing his f^cking ass off. Said I looked like a young one and it might come in handy. | |
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Posted: 12/22/2006 11:29:37 AM | it was dark...I was 'carrying her'...it was her room, which I had never been in before...missed the bed when I went to put her down and it became a modified power slam.
great girl that she was she shook it off and a year later claimed to not even remember it but I was so embarassed. | |
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Posted: 12/22/2006 11:35:25 AM | | The only thing that has really made me stop is a guy that simply has no skill or can't perform well in bed - I make sure he gets me off first though before calling it quits!! A guy like that knows he's done in from the get go anyway!!! | |
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Posted: 12/22/2006 11:41:15 AM | I like the goose grease story!!!!!
Everyone should have an uncle like that. | |
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Posted: 12/22/2006 4:45:27 PM | The worst one is when the woman says, "Is it in yet?" ( after the guy has been pumping away for ten minutes)
Another one was a woman who wanted anal sex. I couldn't figure that one out. How do women get off that way? | |
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Posted: 12/22/2006 5:43:05 PM | IN the middle of the deed.....my b/f at the time says "Sometimes I think it wouldn't be a bad thing if you got pregnant"
K ~ we're done, you can go home now.... | |
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Posted: 12/22/2006 5:52:29 PM | The worst one is when the woman says, "Is it in yet?" ( after the guy has been pumping away for ten minutes)
LMFAO ! dude ... maybe she thawt you cood reach her bung and make an impression.  | |
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