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Southern Quotes and Phrases Posted: 1/1/2007 6:32:12 AM
Okkkk here we go I would like for everyone to share their Southern Quotes or Phrases. List your quotes or phrases and then explain the meaning of them. This is going to be a hoot and a holler-that means funny, Thanks, ~sea~

Joined: 12/20/2006
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Southern Quotes and Phrases Posted: 1/1/2007 6:44:01 AM
I would like for everyone to share their Southern Quotes or Phrases Mind if I take notes?

Joined: 8/24/2006
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Southern Quotes and Phrases Posted: 1/1/2007 6:52:21 AM
Mind if I take notes? You may need a tape recorder because when they start coming in, you may not be able to write that fast, LOL ~sea~

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Southern Quotes and Phrases Posted: 1/1/2007 7:00:12 AM
I think the strangest thing I've heard since I've been in Georgia is YANT TO...(aka YOU WANT TO) Such as...Call me if YANT TO... Come to dinner next week if YANT TO... Let's go parking if YANT TO... Another classic I've learned since I've been here...is what's the Georgia version of foreplay? Get in the truck ****... And mud boggin'...ROFLMAO...who were the first two guys that got their pick up stuck in the mud and then ACTUALLY came up with the idea that people WOULD PAY to see that??? And I'm RAPIDLY falling in love with NASCAR...(my love of NASCAR shot up 100% in the past 24 hours...CHEERS FOR JEFF GORDON!!!)....and I "figger" I know how it got it's name... Homer and Jethro are standing around the dealership and Homer says to Jethro... THAT'S A REAL NASCAR!!! (NASCAR = Nice Car) And grits!!! Mmmm, always thought that was something else as in KISS MY GRITS...How do you grow grits? Where does a grit come from? EHEHEH Oh, and one more....I've met several members of the MOTEASUHS....You know the ones, you go into Huddle House and they ask you MOTEASUH? (More tea sir?) oh well...guess I'd better duck and cover now....I can see all these country "WIMMIN" coming after me now with their cast iron skillets!!! Jerry

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Southern Quotes and Phrases Posted: 1/1/2007 7:09:17 AM
How do you grow grits? Where does a grit come from? EHEHEH ......grits come from corn, a cereal. Some people eat them with butter, salt and pepper and then others put butter and sugar on them. Next question, ~sea~

Joined: 12/20/2006
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Southern Quotes and Phrases Posted: 1/1/2007 7:56:59 AM
Did the south lose the war 'cause they never FOUGHT...but were always FIXIN' TO FIGHT? :) Jerry

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Southern Quotes and Phrases Posted: 1/1/2007 7:59:20 AM
G.R.I.T.S. Girls Raised In The South....... (Guys)Gotta Luv them Grits

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Southern Quotes and Phrases Posted: 1/1/2007 8:01:11 AM
Why, bless your little heart! Has a double meaning depending on if they like ya!

Kyn269

Joined: 11/7/2006
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Southern Quotes and Phrases Posted: 1/1/2007 8:01:27 AM
And Jerry You might just need to (getchsum) Get you some G.R.I.T.S.......

NxtThyme

Joined: 4/1/2006
Msg: 10

Southern Quotes and Phrases Posted: 1/1/2007 8:15:11 AM
Let's see - Up dare, over yonder, yella, if you don't care, uinz's, bathoom....... Don't laugh! Half of these come out of my mouth (pure country)!

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Msg: 11

Southern Quotes and Phrases Posted: 1/1/2007 9:15:20 AM
OK...OK...let me tell ya about my goat! When we moved to middle Georgia from Buffalo, we had a place on the edge of the city that had about 1.5 - 2 acres...Becky (the ex) went and bought tons of flowers and bushes and stuff...you know, doing the woman thing around a new house... I wasn't gonna cut 2 acres of grass...so I got to asking around if anyone knew someone that wanted to pick up some money by cutting it for me every week or so. One guy suggested I get a goat...he said the goat would keep the grass short...and since our property was comopletely fenced in...that idea made sense... What he DIDN'T tell me was that the goat would not only eat the grass...but also the bushes she had planted...the flowers...and well, you get the picture...

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Southern Quotes and Phrases Posted: 1/2/2007 3:03:30 AM
Well this thread crashed and burned, lol. Guess since there wasn't anything about sex or anything anyone could have a heated argument about; people was not interested. I am really disappointed, Thanks anyways to the ones that did post. Take care, ~sea~

Joined: 9/30/2006
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Southern Quotes and Phrases Posted: 1/2/2007 6:13:17 AM
And I'm RAPIDLY falling in love with NASCAR...(my love of NASCAR shot up 100% in the past 24 hours...CHEERS FOR JEFF GORDON!!!)....and I "figger" I know how it got it's name... Jerry, I can no longer tawk to ya...... I am not allowed to tawk ta anyone who likes that thar gay parade colored car driving moron! (according to my daughter) ~k~ hippychick 29

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Southern Quotes and Phrases Posted: 1/2/2007 6:16:19 AM
Some people eat them with butter, salt and pepper and then others put butter and sugar on them. Ah do declayah, only yankees mess up grits by puttin sugar on 'em! (uh oh..... I dun dunnit now...........)

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Joined: 11/5/2006
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Southern Quotes and Phrases Posted: 1/2/2007 6:32:08 AM
Hey there sea, My mom always says 'I missed my window', means you were gonna do something and you didn't and now it's a goner! My favorite is 'don't make me open up a can a whoopass'. That's funny right there! See ya on the flip flop, I reckon I'm outta here

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Msg: 16

Southern Quotes and Phrases Posted: 1/2/2007 6:36:40 AM
My favorite is 'don't make me open up a can a whoopass' ROFLMAO...I like that...not sure what it means...but I like it! Mmmmm...do I find the cans of whoopass in the local Piggly Wiggly? Is there a coupon for it? How do you fix it...What is the...oh, never mind...I'll FIGGER (southern enuff?) it out eventually. FLY, hope you're doing OK today...call me when you get a chance...you got the # Jerry

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Msg: 17

Southern Quotes and Phrases Posted: 1/2/2007 6:38:48 AM
only yankees mess up grits by puttin sugar on 'em Please don't include THIS yankee in that generalization...remember, until just a few days ago, I didn't know WHAT GRITS WERE.... Now, someone, I forget who...said that G.R.I.T.S. stood for Girls Raised In The South...mmm...sounds tempting...a southern girl with sugar on her Jerry

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Southern Quotes and Phrases Posted: 1/2/2007 6:39:37 AM
ok....... i get the hint........... going back to observing........nno more comments from me

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Southern Quotes and Phrases Posted: 1/2/2007 7:28:45 AM
going back to observing........nno more comments from me Passing the sugar bowl to hippy, I eagerly await her next move...

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Southern Quotes and Phrases Posted: 1/2/2007 9:18:44 AM
<<<<< doesn't need any sugah honey........Ahm too sweet tah need any........... yeah right and if frogs had wings etc etc etc

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Msg: 21

Southern Quotes and Phrases Posted: 1/2/2007 11:30:08 AM
yeah right and if frogs had wings Is that anything like...WHEN DONKEY'S FLY?? Jerry

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Msg: 22

Southern Quotes and Phrases Posted: 1/2/2007 11:38:09 AM
lol-- if frogs had wings they wouldn't bump their a***s when they hop!

Kyn269

Joined: 11/7/2006
Msg: 23

Southern Quotes and Phrases Posted: 1/2/2007 11:40:49 AM
and when pigs fly.....??? ... yeppers that's the one.... The froggy saying I know goes like.... If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his butt every time he hopped/landed!!!! ** Think the worst southern saying I ever hear comes from my brother-in-law... "I'm so hungry I could eat the landing gears offin'a buzzard's butt (EWWWWW)) ????" ** Don't ask me I don't wanna know what it is