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|Is it useful or not? Men, is it enjoyable for you to use that throbbing hunk of morning wood?|
Personally, it just is not comfortable for me. At my age it is usually caused by the excrutiating need to use the washroom more than some unsatiated sexual need. If my morning wood has inspired my partner I prefer to take care of the more urgent need before moving on to take care of her inspiration.
Posted: 1/11/2007 2:56:29 PM
|It find it hard to take my morning piss when I have bad morning wood.|
Posted: 1/11/2007 3:07:32 PM
|I've always found a "use" for his morning wood. |
Posted: 1/11/2007 3:07:50 PM
|Well...My ex liked it, and I liked what she did about it...but now that I'm alone...it's just a nuisance that reminds me that I'm single.|
Posted: 1/11/2007 3:22:36 PM
|Sometimes with a girl it was nice. Kinda of a subtle hint you hold no responsibility for. When a lone it makes my remember my dreams better. I'm more inclined to wonder who did that. WEll in the dream that is.... lately it has been this reoccurring dream about a beautiful Canadian I adore so much. ;)|
Posted: 1/11/2007 3:41:49 PM
|I usually need to pee when I wake up. Hate having to pee with a boner. |
I don't have problems getting my pecker up if the one I'm with is worth a damn. Boners aren't scarce. Maybe some day they will be. As for now, morning wood can be achieved almost anytime.
Posted: 1/11/2007 4:30:17 PM
|I love those morning woods. & I know how to use them.|
Posted: 1/11/2007 4:44:08 PM
|IMO, morning wood can be useful. |
~Great to hang my towel on when I get out of the shower.
~Ring toss with the donuts for breakfast
~The obvious 'mount' when getting greated with the spoon and the poke to encourage a wake up call
Posted: 1/11/2007 7:12:09 PM
Sometimes with a girl it was nice. Kinda of a subtle hint you hold no responsibility for. When a lone it makes my remember my dreams better. I'm more inclined to wonder who did that. WEll in the dream that is.... lately it has been this reoccurring dream about a beautiful Canadian I adore so much. ;)
While i dont get morning wood, i do enjoy waking up completely wet. Knowing i must have had one hell of a dream even if i dont remember it. Morning wood for a man is hot, just to wake up and see him hard like that. Hmmm breakfast for me. Slide in, slide on its the best way to wake up
Lets hear it for Canadian beaver!!!
Posted: 1/11/2007 7:15:26 PM
Oh you are going to here it alright... throw another morning log on the fire.
Posted: 1/11/2007 7:39:24 PM
|if there's wood I'll aways build a fire, anytime of day|
Posted: 1/11/2007 7:51:14 PM
|Hhhmm... "throbbing hunk of morning wood"... i'd want my man to take care of his 'Nature's Call' first ...then i would take care of the Log for The Fire ... yum! <img src=http://www.plentyoffish.com/smiles/icon_201.gif border=0>|
Posted: 1/11/2007 8:01:32 PM
|morning wood is mmmm mmmm good granted your with someone..|
I so miss the spooning and fun that can be...
On the proffesional side... woodies happen for new born to the extreamly elderly..
it can he a tough one to pee.. standing 5 feet from the loooooo
Posted: 1/11/2007 8:17:05 PM
|Welllll I don't recall ever turning down morning wood... that's when there was someone with it in my bed Kinda scarce the last couple months tho. Being single's a bugger. |
Posted: 1/11/2007 9:01:07 PM
|I'm a woodsman so I pitch a tent every morning. It's there from the time I get out of bed to the time I step in the shower. I need to find something that has the opposite affect of Viagra. :)|
Posted: 1/11/2007 9:02:58 PM
|I'm not a morning person... I don't do mornings...morning sex is fine and all but not nessisary, its usually just for him|
Posted: 1/11/2007 9:06:46 PM
|Morning wood is great! Nothing like burning the fires first thing in the morning to start your day. |
Knock on wood I get some of that soon!
Posted: 1/11/2007 9:18:02 PM
|there's no life here before coffee in the morning..|
i lived with a lady that wanted it every morning, it got to the point that i pretended to be asleep..
the term morning wood is over rated, unless were talking about boys not men!
Posted: 1/11/2007 10:48:50 PM
|Oh, I like the feeling of my guy in the morning reaching over to spoon me with his morning hello.|
What a great way to start the day.
Posted: 1/12/2007 3:20:44 AM
|i find it embarrassin when en rote the the bathroom and ur parent/relative.mte walks out of the room and sees ur tent pole hahaha|
Posted: 1/12/2007 8:03:32 AM
|Morning Wood Morning sex is the best you just wake up rested and ready to go Its like part of a healthy breakfast....and I love to start the day right!!!!!!!!!!|
Posted: 1/12/2007 8:30:03 AM
|These days its every morning that the one eyed trouser snake is ready to pounce, gotta love those dreams at night..mmmm...usually slamming the toilet bowl lid on it a few times takes care of it for a few hours anyway..lol|
Posted: 1/12/2007 9:18:15 AM
|I just hate the morning piss|
-either do it in the shower (gross)
-stand 10 feet back and try to arc it in (takes some skill and if you don't have a big bathroom you might have to stand in the hallway)
-do a headstand and hope it all lands in the toilet
-Or use a picture to deflect it in (similiar to Me Myself and Irene)
Posted: 1/12/2007 9:22:59 AM
|Amen to that. Morning wood equals lots of testosterone.|