| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/15/2007 3:06:54 PM | unless we've had a pint or two..........
Does anyone have a clean limerick to share...lol
I only know one:
There once was a man in Nantucket'
Who kept his money in a bucket.
His daughter Nan, ran away with some man,
And as for the bucket...Nan tuck it.....
I know...I know... Limericks aren't supposed to be "Clean" | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/16/2007 5:55:40 AM | There once lived a girl in the forest
whos morals where quite the lowest
Robins men were not merry
till they met this sweet fairy
and that's why it's called Sure-wood Forest!
AS clean as I could get! | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/16/2007 1:39:42 PM | There was a young lady of Fashion
Who had oodles and oodles of passion.
To her lover she said,
As they climbed into bed,
Here’s one thing the government can’t ration! | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/16/2007 3:09:52 PM | How Aye Ya’”Beer Snark”
Glad Ya’ Toook the tyme, too stop in the middle of your drinkin’.
to pin opp up,...your forest limerick to the out house door.
It was an generous thing to collect you thoughts, I’m thinkin’
Hope ya come back again and again, share with us some moore.
Four letter words, we won’t ignore or we’ll slam ya’ to the floor.
But a wee bit of Roudy and bawdy is perfectly gentlemany of course…
Just joking, Ya’soound like a fun guy, so get on/off your horse.
Can't remermber now, Was you coming or leaving the pub? | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/16/2007 4:23:05 PM | Ode to jon Stewart
Some time when I watch him, he can be a dilly
Some time he’s serious, an some times he’s silly
Some times he talks things, gives me the willy
Some times I think, he’s a stomp down hillbilly | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/16/2007 4:42:13 PM | Way to late for the tip from my new cell mate
Don’t ya’ go foolin’ around with that jail bait
She looked very young, how did you equate,
Your bad luck, stuck you here with us,
Come meet your new date! | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/16/2007 7:36:07 PM | Two Irish men walked into a bar,
You’d have’ thunk the second one would have ducked.
Drum roll
Two Irishmen walked out of a bar ...
What? It could happen.
Drum roll
Only three ways rightly, Irishmen can proudly leave a bar.
1#.Get Drug Out 2#.Get Carried Out 3#.Get Thrown Out
OK, quit your wishin’ Never will be on their own ambition | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/17/2007 2:22:26 AM | There was a wee small boy of Quebec
Who was buried in snow to his neck
When they said, "Are you friz?"
He replied, " Yes, I is —
But we don't call this cold in Quebec" | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/17/2007 10:47:55 PM | Can there really be love at first reading?
Written words can be very misleading.
Looking at my mirror image.
Ran me back to scrimmage.
Gawd, I think my heart stopped beating | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/18/2007 1:29:53 AM | Some People you read, always out of Reach
This bright Young Man sounds like a Peach
Oh be still my Heart.
The oceans will Part
And the fishes will Flop on the Beach | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/18/2007 10:03:35 AM | Being Irish doesn't mean a soul's good with words,
Nor does being with aliens mean you're with nurds,
Reread the words you have read,
Don't look for meanings not said,
And the fish will fly with the birds. | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 20 | |
| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/18/2007 11:56:49 AM | Two dogs ran into a pasture
One slipped into some funk like wet plaster
The other turned back
then giving a wag
found his own pile of pooie to master
a penpal original | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/18/2007 5:11:18 PM | The Enterprise is stopping to Hover
The Klingons are running for Cover
Our Capt Kirk is so mad
Lets Blast them’ real bad
Take over the bridge, I want to see my Lover | |
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| Limericks....us Irish aren't too good a poetry
Posted: 1/18/2007 8:42:38 PM | Am I bound to roam this world all alone.
I come for your love; but no one is home.
Just one little kiss
That’s what I miss
Why is it much harder after you’re grown | |
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pensky
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Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 24 | |
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