| | Writing a song about POF... Care to share your experiences?Page 1 of 2 (1, 2) | Hi POF Friends,
I have a friend who is wanting to write a song about POF and internet dating, do you have a story, advice, or something witty to say that he could incorporate into a song?
Let me know, and then we'll post what he comes up with.
Thanks,
Dani the Girl | |
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| Writing a song about POF... Care to share your experiences?
Posted: 1/24/2007 9:27:36 PM | Rush did a song sort of about internet dating and the computer age called "Virtuality"...
Like a shipwrecked mariner adrift on an unknown sea
Clinging to the wreckage of the lost ship Fantasy
I'm a castaway, stranded in a desolate land
I can see the footprints in the virtual sand
Net boy, net girl
Send your signal 'round the world
Let your fingers walk and talk
And set you free
Net boy, net girl
Send your impulse 'round the world
Put your message in a modem
And throw it in the Cyber Sea
Astronauts in the weightlessness of pixellated space
Exchange graffiti with a disembodied race
I can save the universe in a grain of sand
I can hold the future in my virtual hand
Let's dance tonight
To a virtual song
Press this key
And you can play along
Let's fly tonight
On our virtual wings
Press this key
To see amazing things
Like a pair of vagabonds who wave between two passing trains
Or the glimpse of a woman's smile through a window in the rain
I can smell her perfume
I can taste her lips
I can feel the voltage from her fingertips
Net boy, net girl
Send your heartbeat round the world | |
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| Writing a song about POF... Care to share your experiences?
Posted: 1/24/2007 9:44:58 PM | That's great Mystic Rhythms, but we want to start from scratch, no covers.
I'm liking the Unread Deleted and stuff about being blocked, although I don't know if he's want to go there, maybe more along the lines of good humour?
Does anyone have some horrible opening lines that people have written to them?
What do you have to say about the generic "How are you tonight?" or anything else along those lines? | |
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~Dew
| | Joined: 10/20/2006
Msg: 10 | |
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| Writing a song about POF... Care to share your experiences?
Posted: 1/24/2007 10:10:34 PM | Verse1
Loggin' in to find the one for me
BRB I gotta take a pee
I love this dating sitting in my chair
I can hit on tons of women in my underwear
Verse2
I finally found you and I send you mail
"Read Deleted" and I begin to wail
I begin to wonder what it is about me
So I post in "Ask a Girl" and get pity on me
16 bar guitar outro-solo
4 bar coda 4 steps above song key
end on key chord
(c)2007 110%
....well not really
110% | |
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| Writing a song about POF... Care to share your experiences?
Posted: 1/25/2007 2:53:25 AM | Fine BB, here's a little song for you.
Here BB sits, gerbil in butt
Skimming through profiles
That don't make the cut
Knowing that somewhere
His true love must be
If only they'll overlook
His 3 inch wee wee
Back to the Xbox
Our sad Jedi friend goes
Hands are so sticky
From his cheesy nachos
Day after day
With increasing despair
I insist to poor BB
You must change underwear
Never a quitter
He goes back to the net
Looking for that gal
To extract his poor pet
Alas, he finds no takers
As he sits in the buff
If only God had blessed him
With his own furry muff
With great reluctance
I really must say
BB, if you don't get laid soon
You're gonna turn gay
And to my POF friends
I bid you adieu
Or as a Jedi might say
PEW PEW PEW PEW | |
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| Writing a song about POF... Care to share your experiences?
Posted: 1/25/2007 6:16:53 AM |
Verse1
Loggin' in to find the one for me
BRB I gotta take a pee
I love this dating sitting in my chair
I can hit on tons of women in my underwear
Verse2
I finally found you and I send you mail
"Read Deleted" and I begin to wail
I begin to wonder what it is about me
So I post in "Ask a Girl" and get pity on me
LOL thats awesome! | |
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| Writing a song about POF... Care to share your experiences?
Posted: 1/25/2007 10:30:24 AM | Trevor, that was awsome!!!! I was spitting coffee out of my nose, laughing whilst reading your Song.
OT: The only thing I can contribute is how people you converse with, all of a sudden disapear, or want nothing to do with you, with no ryme or reason. | |
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Tirkus
| | Joined: 10/19/2006
Msg: 23 | |
| Writing a song about POF... Care to share your experiences?
Posted: 1/25/2007 10:31:07 AM | I'v written several about my experiences;
Here are the titles;
I Hope She Comes Back (with My Parakeet)
She's a Terrorist of Love
She Left a Ring Around the Bathtub of My Heart
She's Gotta Heart Like Barny Clark | |
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| Writing a song about POF... Care to share your experiences?
Posted: 1/25/2007 4:17:04 PM | This thread is the funniest one I have seen on POF for ages!
LOL at Trevors song. 
LOL at normal guy - 'read deleted'
AND 100 per cent... L M A O!!
HA HA...you guys are good!
...........I love this dating sitting in my chair
I can hit on tons of MEN in my underwear... | |
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