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 Paulette^Andrew

Joined: 8/18/2006
Msg: 1
Sex horoscopes
Posted: 2/2/2007 7:29:15 PM
Ooops I stole this from the BC forums... Hope it is ok... But I thought it was funny adn not everyone goes to other places forums... SOOO!!

I am an Aquarius

.:VIRGO:. The Virgin (24 August-23 September)

Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed.
Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud.
Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you
ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.

.:SCORPIO:. The sex addict (24 October-22 November)
Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most
erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy.
Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The
sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring.

.:LIBRA:. The lame lover (24 September-23 October)
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of
a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person
you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the
kind of person you wanna #### with... u might end up crying... the most
irresistible.

.:ARIES:. The Liar (21 March-20 April)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to #### with. Erotic. Funny. Take
you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves
being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed.

.:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water (20 January-19 February)

Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term
relationships. Extremely energetic.Unpredictable. Will exceed your
expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. Amazing in bed,
THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE!

.:GEMINI:. Does Twosomes (22 May-22 June)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a
fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy. Always happy.
Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful
smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.

.:LEO:. The Lion in bed (24 July-23 August)

Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is
really good at. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth.
Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative.
Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.

.:CANCER:. The Cutie (23 June-23 July)

MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high ### appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a
kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely
creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great
telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes
down to it. Someone you should hold on to.

.:PISCES:. The Piece of ass (20 February-20 March)
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high
### appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be
around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good
in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets
what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.

.:CAPRICORN The passionate Lover (23 December-19 January)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible,
awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets
what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to
own Gemini's in sports.Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first.
So you'll never forget. Smart.

.:TAURUS The Tramp (21 April-21 May)
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.=]
Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as
........ Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very
funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person
you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to #### with. Are the most
sexiest people on earth!

.:SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one (23 November-22 December)

Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when
found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not
one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet.
Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness.
Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing
in Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna with you might end up crying.
 paige1963

Joined: 1/10/2007
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Posted: 2/2/2007 7:31:55 PM
ME: LEO:.The Lion in bed (24 July-23 August)

Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is
really good at. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth.
Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative.
Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.
 Paulette^Andrew

Joined: 8/18/2006
Msg: 3
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Posted: 2/2/2007 7:35:10 PM
Haha you and Andrew are both Lions hahaha.... Go figure... My best buddy and my hunny... hahaha
 GeekGuy_Hfx

Joined: 12/16/2005
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Posted: 2/2/2007 7:59:24 PM
They're all essentially the same...
 semper_vera

Joined: 10/25/2006
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Posted: 2/2/2007 8:02:26 PM
.:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water (20 January-19 February)

Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term
relationships. Extremely energetic.Unpredictable. Will exceed your
expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. Amazing in bed,
THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE!

Wow. Amazing in bed, better lover than everyone.

Finally, a horoscope that's accurate.

sv
 LBP

Joined: 12/27/2006
Msg: 6
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Posted: 2/2/2007 8:06:52 PM
.:VIRGO:. The Virgin (24 August-23 September)

Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed.
Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loud.
Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you
ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.

 imadarling2

Joined: 4/22/2006
Msg: 7
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Posted: 2/2/2007 8:25:17 PM

Those who were born within 2 days either way between any 2 signs are in the cusps.
They should enjoy the duality!!

Here I am.



.:PISCES:. The Piece of ass (20 February-20 March)
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high
### appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be
around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good
in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets
what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.


.:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water (20 January-19 February)
Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term
relationships. Extremely energetic.Unpredictable. Will exceed your
expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. Amazing in bed,
THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE!

 Country*Girl

Joined: 11/2/2006
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Posted: 2/2/2007 10:37:26 PM
.:LIBRA:. The lame lover (24 September-23 October)
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of
a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person
you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the
kind of person you wanna #### with... u might end up crying... the most
irresistible.


A bit of with a lot of

 Gypzy550

Joined: 4/8/2006
Msg: 9
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Posted: 2/3/2007 6:11:52 AM
I'm a gemini through and through....

.:GEMINI:. Does Twosomes (22 May-22 June)
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a
fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy. Always happy.
Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful
smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE
 Just A Country Girl

Joined: 9/11/2006
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Posted: 2/3/2007 6:46:23 AM
.:CANCER:. The Cutie (23 June-23 July)

MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high ### appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a
kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely
creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great
telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes
down to it. Someone you should hold on to.

This is soooo me....they finally got it right !!!
 kanye

Joined: 10/12/2006
Msg: 11
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Posted: 2/3/2007 7:23:47 AM
ha..brutal..all the same
 ukgal

Joined: 8/25/2006
Msg: 12
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Posted: 2/4/2007 6:01:35 PM
OMG, I love this one !!!! How very true... I am a Gemini....and that pretty much sums me up !!!!
 Synergy

Joined: 1/2/2007
Msg: 13
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Posted: 2/5/2007 7:13:33 AM
.:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water (20 January-19 February)

Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term
relationships. Extremely energetic.Unpredictable. Will exceed your
expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. Amazing in bed,
THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE!

I'll take that, but it seems as though an egotistic Aquarian wrote it, lol.

So...tomorrow's my birthday....
 JustJenn

Joined: 1/25/2007
Msg: 14
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Posted: 2/5/2007 10:46:39 AM
.:PISCES:. The Piece of ass (20 February-20 March)
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high
### appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be
around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good
in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets
what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.

Prety close to being make me laugh out loud at how true this could be...Some of it is OH OH SO TRUE LOL
 KismetricKarma

Joined: 5/18/2005
Msg: 15
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Posted: 2/5/2007 6:01:48 PM
.:CAPRICORN

The passionate Lover (23 December-19 January)

Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible,
awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets
what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to
own Gemini's in sports.Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first.
So you'll never forget. Smart.
 shybee

Joined: 11/18/2006
Msg: 16
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Posted: 2/5/2007 6:41:00 PM
.:TAURUS The Tramp (21 April-21 May)
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships.=]
Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as
........ Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very
funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person
you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to #### with. Are the most
sexiest people on earth!



except for the "extremely outgoing"............
 halifaxguy619

Joined: 12/8/2005
Msg: 17
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Posted: 2/6/2007 7:43:27 AM
Me:.:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water (20 January-19 February)

Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term
relationships. Extremely energetic.Unpredictable. Will exceed your
expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. Amazing in bed,
THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE!



Hey,can't argue with truth!
 Technopunk

Joined: 1/30/2007
Msg: 18
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Posted: 2/6/2007 9:20:40 AM
you might not be the star sign that you think you are, here's a few facts for you.......

Ophiuchus the Serpent Bearer is and always has been the 13th constellation on the zodiac belt, but apparently nobody has ever initiated his sign as a member of the Zodiac, possibly because then there wouldn't have been a convenient one constellation for each of the twelve months of the solar calendar year. It would have fitted the feminine 13 month lunar year nicely, but the Sun people won. Patriarchy over matriarchy once again.

Ophiuchus has attached to it a few pieces of interesting trivia, that may not in the end be trifling. It is the only constellation named after a real human, tracing back to an Ancient Egyptian mortal-made-god named Imhotep, who lived in or about the 27th Century B.C. This is not the Imhotep of the Return of the Mummy who lived in the movie in the time of Seti 1 around 1295 BC, and who was probably named after the real thing.

Using systems based on the 13 signs produces a spiritual path, at the end of which you will be the 13th thing, the witness outside the 12 symbols, the witness of the 12 chakras of a fully enlightened human, if you wish to be. The totally healed wounded healer stands outside the Twelve Step program that healed him. The Druids and Celts had 12 signs of their mundane Zodiac, and a secret 13th sometimes called in translation, “The Weaver” the cosmic spider in the centre of the Web of Life.

We have gotten used to the 30 degrees per sign of the Zodiac and it makes us think, if we think about it at all that the Sun is in the 12 signs an equal amount of time. Well that isn’t so either. Here, plus or minus a day, depending on the year is the actual number of days it takes the Sun to pass through the various signs, including Ophiucus, the 13th

Sagittarius (Dec 18- Jan 18), 32 days

Capricornus (Jan 19- Feb 15), 28 days

Aquarius (Feb 16- Mar 11), 24 days

Pisces ( Mar 12- Apr 18),38 days

Aries (Apr 19- May 13), 25 days

Taurus ( May 14- Jun 19), 37 days

Gemini (Jun 20- Jul 20), 31 days

Cancer (Jul 21- Aug 9), 20 days

Leo (Aug 10-Sep 15),37 days

Virgo (Sep 16- Oct 30),45 days

Libra (Oct 31-Nov 22),23 days

Scorpius (Nov 23-Nov 29),7 days

Ophiuchus (Nov 30-Dec 17),18 days

These are obviously not the tidy magazine horoscope dates. The starting point of the astrologer’s calculations is the Point of Aries, which is in the same place every year around March 21st. But nowadays it isn’t in Aries. The wobble of the Earth’s poles makes it apparently move across the background of stars as it changes the Pole Star every 26000 years or so.
 raine7

Joined: 1/17/2006
Msg: 19
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Posted: 2/6/2007 9:29:31 AM
.:CAPRICORN The passionate Lover (23 December-19 January)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible,
awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets
what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to
own Gemini's in sports.Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first.
So you'll never forget. Smart.


this is so me...
 DarlenaNS

Joined: 11/28/2005
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Posted: 2/6/2007 12:05:27 PM
.:CANCER:. The Cutie (23 June-23 July)

MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high ### appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a
kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely
creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great
telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes
down to it. Someone you should hold on to.

I can't dispute any of that.
 dimples82

Joined: 10/31/2005
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Posted: 2/6/2007 2:14:07 PM
WHo knew so many signs were the best in bed....there shouldn't be so many faked orgasms huh..
 felicity_32hfx

Joined: 7/7/2004
Msg: 22
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Posted: 2/6/2007 4:00:00 PM
CAPRICORN The passionate Lover (23 December-19 January)

Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible,
awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets
what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to
own Gemini's in sports.Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first.
So you'll never forget. Smart.

hahaha too funny the last two ex's were both gemini hehehe
 tripple

Joined: 7/4/2006
Msg: 23
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Posted: 2/6/2007 4:00:35 PM
.:CAPRICORN The passionate Lover (23 December-19 January)



Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible,
awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets
what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to
own Gemini's in sports.Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first.
So you'll never forget. Smart.


So that would explain why Ive dated a few geminis
 Wanderling

Joined: 1/21/2007
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Posted: 2/7/2007 8:34:03 PM
hmmm Aries.....the liar?
but the rest is so very true...lol
 Caffey

Joined: 12/27/2006
Msg: 25
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Posted: 2/14/2007 8:17:32 AM
Happy Belated Birthday...Sorry I missed it and you before now! There's something very special and somewhat magical talking to you. You really draw me in like a moth to a flame!

Louis

P.S. Expectations already exceeded! Satisfaction Guaranteed upon meeting. A real diamond in this very "rough" site of empty souls playing too many head games. You have a very unique style.
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