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 BigSexyDork
Joined: 1/12/2007
Msg: 1
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Haven’t been feeling my best lately, under a combination of strong medications.

So I went to sleep last night, had one of those rare deep sleeps. Suddenly I was woken up by this loud farting (mid baritone to be exact) sound around 5am??

There was no one else in the room but me. I’m not into Dutch ovens, so I’m quite dramatic during farting sessions. I like to lift the covers up (with the wiping hand) and blow it out sideways, so my house plants could digest it and help recycle it back the atmosphere. So it couldn’t be me.

I don’t want to think about the supernatural powers, because it scares me (walks a lot faster to the basement *without looking back* whenever I’m along by myself). So based on what just happened, I should be scared sh*tless?!. The funny thing is, it bugged me...but I wasn’t scared at all?!

Out of all the ghosts that could have haunt me, I got one that was suffering flatulence?

I laughed, pulled the covers over my head (so I won’t be gassed) and went back to sleep.
 c note
Joined: 12/24/2005
Msg: 2
Ghost in my bedroom
Posted: 2/3/2007 11:54:51 AM
That's so strange, because at around 7am CST, I awoke in the fetal position, apparently due to massive cramping. I think I even died for a few seconds.

Did it smell like raisins?
 Quadly
Joined: 8/5/2005
Msg: 3
Ghost in my bedroom
Posted: 2/3/2007 11:59:45 AM
I tossed and turned for 4 hours... yes must have been a stinkin ghost... I'm blaming you now..
 BigSexyDork
Joined: 1/12/2007
Msg: 4
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Posted: 2/3/2007 12:10:36 PM
It didn’t smell like raisins.

It was more like a fruit fritter with some Asiago cheese, and a sultry hint of Grey Poupon.
 xmasalways
Joined: 10/31/2006
Msg: 5
Ghost in my bedroom
Posted: 2/3/2007 12:12:33 PM
I was once on some very strong anit biotics, saw clowns on the ceiling blowing smoke through smoke rings, at the same time me ex walks in swinging a chain watch from his hip....beeeezarrrr.............I was too knocked out to be scared.....i just laughed.....
 DavidK35
Joined: 11/22/2006
Msg: 6
Ghost in my bedroom
Posted: 2/3/2007 12:15:14 PM
I just noticed that the whole time I was reading this thread my mouth was hanging loosely open.I honestly don't know how to respond to this.My experience with spirits has been that they are an energy form of the essence of who they were while alive and not bound by anything that our physicality limits us to .Can energy be in need of an antacid?hmm
 yayawhatever
Joined: 10/24/2006
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Posted: 2/3/2007 12:17:02 PM
Sounds to me like the plant is fighting back!
 loghauler39
Joined: 1/15/2007
Msg: 8
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Posted: 2/3/2007 12:43:06 PM
.......PULL MY FINGER.........
 fairyeyez
Joined: 9/8/2005
Msg: 9
Ghost in my bedroom
Posted: 2/3/2007 12:50:21 PM
Gassy ghosts hahahaha, love it. I sense spirits in their energy form and sometimes get their scent but have never had one fart for my benefit before.
 Recycled-Chaos
Joined: 1/5/2007
Msg: 10
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Posted: 2/3/2007 1:00:37 PM
With an "experience" once upon a time (nope, not sharing all that happened, couple people know about it) i thought spirits were of an energy form too, but when you can actually have your hand grasped around the throat of a very mean spirit, well, it makes you wonder...as a tingle goes up my backbone in rememberance..hey, i would have much rather have had this "form" pass the wind than that...maybe the ghost was eating "boo bran flakes"..lol
 musicnut46
Joined: 2/21/2006
Msg: 11
Ghost in my bedroom
Posted: 2/3/2007 1:08:57 PM
" who ya ga gonna call?" Noone. Just create a p.o.f forum and let people laugh( with ya not at ya?)What a gas. Aren't Fairies a type of Spirit. Maybe some of you out of town pofer's are spirits reminding those less fortunate of what being a Pofer is all about. We all have ghosts,need help getting rid of them.
 fairyeyez
Joined: 9/8/2005
Msg: 12
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Posted: 2/3/2007 1:11:04 PM

Aren't Fairies a type of Spirit
Yes lol and I like to haunt people frequently mwahhhhh, in a good way of course. See they all miss me down on the mainland so much that I am farting in their dreams
 Doc Sage
Joined: 7/24/2006
Msg: 13
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Posted: 2/3/2007 1:49:40 PM
This is to good. Awaken by your own fart.

Thanks for the laugh.

Doc Sage
 Ch33tah
Joined: 8/14/2006
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Posted: 2/3/2007 2:12:25 PM
thats where the damned thing went...
 Augiedougie
Joined: 1/10/2007
Msg: 15
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Posted: 2/3/2007 3:27:31 PM
Ghosts? Are you sure you don't mean 'Goats'?
 Sugar25
Joined: 8/25/2006
Msg: 16
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Posted: 2/3/2007 5:42:29 PM
LOL after I just about died of laughter 'cause of the original post, I have to say that I have woken up to that too more than once...not a farting sound hahaha, but to the sound of someone calling my name, even when I am home alone. In a really deep voice. It's actually extremely creepy!!
 sugarbandit
Joined: 11/10/2006
Msg: 17
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Posted: 2/3/2007 9:15:26 PM
That was a gas..........................................................................................
 parksyII
Joined: 7/5/2006
Msg: 18
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Posted: 2/3/2007 10:41:51 PM
I was talking to a friend, he said he was having an out of body experience , was that on a thursday night? Wow this is spooky................[his name is stan]
 ~JaneSays~
Joined: 5/6/2009
Msg: 19
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Posted: 5/16/2009 9:34:00 PM
Well, well, well. There is this poster who claims to have a lot of flatulence. Perhaps she blew through your place.

She blows through here from time to time and where elses she goes and blows well no one else knows.

Nope . . . sorry, I don't believe in ghosts.
 Ms.Behaving
Joined: 11/12/2007
Msg: 20
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Posted: 5/17/2009 7:23:32 PM
oh....geeeeeeeeze, thanks for the mindblowing laughter I just expelled.... a farting ghost....what next????
 rockondon
Joined: 2/21/2007
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Posted: 5/22/2009 11:54:13 PM
I've blamed my farts on friends, my daughter, even my cat...but never a ghost. How original.
 Worse Than Ever
Joined: 6/25/2009
Msg: 22
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Posted: 8/30/2009 3:58:52 AM
don't worry...it's just your mother-in-law and she will NEVER leave so...say so long to your sex life and take up political blogging and motorcycle drag racing
 Goodbye_Girl
Joined: 1/13/2009
Msg: 23
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Posted: 8/30/2009 8:53:01 AM
Flatulence in the middle of the night ???
I blame it on "Bob"
 meat me
Joined: 8/1/2009
Msg: 24
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Posted: 8/30/2009 9:30:37 PM
Sometimes it sounds like, "ducks quacking", other times, "barking spiders".
 Mountain Lion 1
Joined: 10/25/2006
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Posted: 8/30/2009 9:39:27 PM
where is the expert when she's most needed

ms fartsalot, hellooooo??????
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