| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/5/2007 12:42:18 AM | Boy, I sure do love the internet! Behold I can ask a question such as this in total obscurity and nobody can ridicule me to my face.
So tell me men, while in a long term relaionship, how comfortable are you when your woman occasionally lets one rip? | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/5/2007 12:50:14 AM | | I wouldn't care one way or the other most of the time. I'd be annoyed if she farted on my face and I'd laugh if she farted during sex, but other then that it doesn't matter to me. | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/5/2007 1:18:48 AM | Same as previous poster, it's natural and normal to let one out once in a while. I rather have the noize than the smell. 
* It's kinda funny, just ripped one while replying... lol* | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/5/2007 1:48:53 AM | Yes,the Internet is wonderful, now maby you could try asking a truly original question.
There's this thing called a thread search, give it a try. | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/5/2007 1:54:26 AM | | I can't really picture anyone getting worked up over a lil' gas. I wouldn't care one bit. | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/5/2007 2:54:00 AM | | Personally, I would laugh, then tell her she needs to work on her performance. | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/5/2007 5:41:40 AM | | Gee, Nipoleon, I did just that...founds lots of material on farting but nothing like what I was asking. But thanks for the tip...now how about an original answer to my question. :) | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/5/2007 7:41:37 AM | as long as she doesnt do it while i am going down on her...who cares.
we know women do it, so what is the big deal. | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/5/2007 8:15:04 AM | You know that her love is true when she finally utters those 3 little words you've been longing to hear. . .
Pull my finger. | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/5/2007 8:18:25 AM | | Swear to god....other than hearing her toot in her sleep twice, I hadn't heard my wife fart for 11 years......until last month. I've always told her to let it rip, and she never would. Finally convinced her and it's had me laughing my head off every time. | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/5/2007 8:23:36 AM |
You know that her love is true when she finally utters those 3 little words you've been longing to hear. . .
Pull my finger.
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/5/2007 8:29:34 AM | I like to kid, or chide her about it so she can feel all girly and embarassed. That way when I do it the illusion that guys are pigs, and men are just Sooo Uncouth remains intact.
But other than that:
- Better out than in.
- Better the attic than the cellar
- What is in, will out.
I outgrew potty humour just last week, so it doesn't bother me at all, although it can be amazingly funny at times. | |
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Joined: 1/2/2007
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/5/2007 9:01:13 AM | | I tend to laugh and say, "Is that the best you can do?" or make some sort of odour comment like, "That smells like onions, mustard, bleu cheese, and umm...peppermint" | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/5/2007 9:56:42 AM | Time and place are to be taken into consideration, but, the first audible rectal expulsion is always a defining moment in any relationship.
"Oh, my, God, she is human!" | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/5/2007 10:10:35 AM | | I'd like her to use the same manners I use. The noise isn't an issue but let's do our best to not force the odor on others. | |
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Joined: 11/7/2006
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/5/2007 11:22:18 AM | | Well... I would laugh, make fun of her for doing it, critique the odor and all round have a good time with it. I would expect no less if I was the instigator of said nasal invasion force. | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/5/2007 2:30:55 PM | A polite person leaves the room. LTR has nothing to do with it.
Edit: If we shared a bed, that would be different. Nobody is going to get up in the middle of the night for something that silly--including me. In bed, I say it's allowed. | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/5/2007 2:47:54 PM |
Time and place are to be taken into consideration, but, the first audible rectal expulsion is always a defining moment in any relationship.
"Oh, my, God, she is human!"
As long as she is staring me straight in the eyes when she farts... it's all good. That, to me, is the defining moment. | |
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| I am woman, hear me fart.
Posted: 2/5/2007 2:59:12 PM | women cannot fart, their phisiology and biology is different than men, they are incapable of doing anything that is disgusting, i know this for fact and its what im going to keep telling myself!
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