| Redneck Bumper Stickers
Posted: 2/8/2007 4:51:25 PM | ~Breast Inspection 20 Feet Ahead...Please Have Them Out~
~I'm Not An Alcoholic. I'm A Drunk. Alcoholics Go To Meetings~
~I'm Hung Like Einstein and Smart As A Horse~
~Driver Carries No Cash. He Is Married~
~Take Your Ex Out Tonight. One Bullet Outta Do It~
~I'm Busy. You're Ugly. Have A Nice Day~
~Wife And Dog Missing. Reward For Dog~
~Can't Feed ' Em? Don't Breed 'Em~
~I Brake For...Oh Sh!t, No Brakes!~
~4 Out Of 3 People Have Trouble With Fractions~
~The Shortest Sentence Is "I Am". The Longest Is "I Do"~
~If Money Is The Root Of All Evil, Why Do All Churches Beg For It?~
~Keep Honking. I'm Reloading~
~Guns don't Kill People. Drivers With Cellphones Do~
~Gun Control Means Using Both Hands~
~Work Harder. Millions On Welfare Depend On You~
~Ever Stop To Think...And Forget To Start Again?~
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You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9. Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. | |
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| Redneck Bumper Stickers
Posted: 2/8/2007 11:10:49 PM | DANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those were all good. BUT why would ya have to reload yer gun? Mine stays loaded at all times. hahaha   | |
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| Redneck Bumper Stickers
Posted: 2/9/2007 1:48:07 AM | I don't know if this is a redneck one... probably not, but the only bumper sticker I've ever bought (And still display proudly to this day) says...
"If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair."
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Posted: 2/9/2007 5:01:58 AM | "AA is for quitters."
"Ditch the B*ch lets go muddin"
"Slow down AS$hole walmarts open 24 hours."
"Horn Broken watch for finger"
"If you can read this, i can shoot you"
"I ran out of sick days so i called in dead."
i live in texas, i see these all the time LOL!
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Posted: 2/9/2007 5:44:55 AM | I drive a dodge the side window says
I would rather be cummin then powerstroking
My money does talk , it says goodby
And you crybaby whiney ass apinion would be
on the back of my race car last year said,, remember my number your old lady will be screaming it later!
Two years ago it said dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians
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Posted: 4/7/2007 7:10:09 PM | I spent a dollar and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker
My other car is a doublewide
If you can read this bumper sticker already you are more literate than I
Rush Limbaugh for president
My daughter aka lover can beat up your honor student
Nothing can be finer than to be in moms v*****
Drive safely if you hit me I have to shoot ya
Caution: Rodents on board
MASD- Mothers Against Sober Drivers | |
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Posted: 4/8/2007 9:18:22 AM | A pickup pass me the other day...
On the back window it said " Got Catfish?" | |
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Posted: 4/8/2007 10:33:05 AM | | Well back in Midland Texas...there was a pond there with tons of catfish...I would go out and feed them Cheerios..haha..drove them crazy...!!! | |
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Posted: 4/9/2007 8:17:25 PM | | i think im a redneck im not sure though .. im way into camaros i like drool when i see a nice set up i have a red neck sticker on my windshielf of my explorer that is the process of being lifted when i get the money to finish... an a cattle guard for the front at some point too... i grew up in a town of 600 where we used to go dancing in barns,, yes i know what cow tiping is lol!!! im a girl that loves to fish an head out to the lake ... ok maybe im a tom boy not a redneck... | |
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Posted: 4/10/2007 8:47:08 PM | | Saw a good one the other day, gotta be redneck..."8 out of 10 voices in my head are saying, "don't shoot"." | |
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Posted: 4/11/2007 12:41:46 AM | I forgot that I have this one, but I haven't placed it on my car yet..
"Don't tailgate me, or I'll flick a booger on your windshield" | |
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Posted: 4/11/2007 5:09:40 AM | I saw one on the back of a guys Jeep...
8 out of 10 wemon are battered... I still eat mine plain. | |
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Posted: 4/12/2007 4:55:00 PM | "F_CK with me, you F_CK with the whole trailer park" ...i have this one & LOVE it!! Old Milwaukee anyone? | |
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Posted: 4/12/2007 6:16:40 PM | | I had a whole bunch of red neck pictures... cars fixed with duct tape. rafts with 1000 bottles of beer on them for survival,,, etc.. wish I could post them, they are so bad!!!!! | |
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Posted: 4/14/2007 4:52:08 PM | if your going to ride my a$$ ..you might aswell pull my hair!!! seen that one before
.....................................................................................................  sure wish i could post short messages too.......... | |
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Posted: 4/14/2007 5:35:16 PM | I saw this bumper sticker the other day on a BMW in Montana ...
"I'm so horny the crack of dawn looks good." | |
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Posted: 4/18/2007 7:36:09 PM | My favorite bumper sticker of all time (those up here in the Dallas area will get this one):
They say the sun will burn out in 2.4 billion years. I guess they'll have to finish Central Expressway in the dark. | |
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Posted: 4/18/2007 8:47:36 PM | Ain't that the truth, I remember they were working on it 40 yrs. ago it seems, what was wrong with everything before the new and improved????
Everyone have a nice night, Moonglow | |
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