| Wheres your sense of Humour?
Posted: 2/11/2007 2:36:16 AM | | Seems these days when you go out of the house some people leave their sense of humour on the fridge so many long faces im just wondering is it the pressures of our modern society or something more ????? | |
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| Wheres your sense of Humour?
Posted: 2/11/2007 2:43:39 AM | i keep mine in my pocket rofl
no i agree with you and honestly sometimes i can be one of those people. its not that we leave it behind i think its more that theres just so much going on we forget sometimes to take a break and just laugh for no reason. | |
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| Wheres your sense of Humour?
Posted: 2/11/2007 3:07:17 AM | Sense of humour? what on earth are you talking about sense of humour? Of course I have a sense of humour? lol... trying hard to lighten up..I was joking, please do not take me seriously here.
I understand completely what you are saying, people seem to forget to laugh especially at themselves. I find that I can laugh at myself, but some people tend to take advantage of it and plays some power trip, so I laugh at myself with certain people around me. We as a society are all trying so hard to avoid looking bad or to look good. It is all so tiresome to do that.
Laughing at the world and seeing how insignificant we all are in the big scheme of things is a gift. I used to lead a personal development program and the one thing I made note over in the program was at the end of our lives when we are all dead and buried our tombstones will read this..
RIP
XXX YYY
1970 - 2100
The - (dash) between 1970 & 2100 is the life we have lead. That's all we have to show for it at the end. So in the big scheme of things and the universe, my motto is to enjoy it and have fun because all we have at the end is a "dash."
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| Wheres your sense of Humour?
Posted: 2/11/2007 4:00:43 AM | so gg if i said to you
tits a lovely day
what would you say
1 country bumpkin
2 hes a bit of alright
3 obnoxious turd
or whatever other adjectives your heart desires...................... | |
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| Wheres your sense of Humour?
Posted: 2/11/2007 4:03:40 AM | Depends on what humour is .. "tits a lovely day" is not humour it's scaracism.. I wouldn't even respond.. and you can go on your merry way and laugh at your own joke..
Now if you where to say, "GG, it's a lovely day" then i would say hes a bit of alright.. | |
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| Wheres your sense of Humour?
Posted: 2/11/2007 4:11:18 AM | see i see the humor in that
i would reply
"yes it is spank you!"
roflmao 
im also one of those people that say "its a bit nipply out" | |
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| Wheres your sense of Humour?
Posted: 2/11/2007 4:18:47 AM | so ok i shall agree with ggs comments but shall go a step further
1 if this person was towing your car from a busy thouroughfare
2 this person was clearly but a country type..............ie dressed roughly and coarse
3 this person wore a 1k suit and spoke suarevly''''''''''
as a raving socialist as i am and a country bumpkin i know who i would pick
so its your go | |
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| Wheres your sense of Humour?
Posted: 2/11/2007 4:19:38 AM | Scrubber what is roflamo?
Now this is interesting, because i see "tits a lovely day as a joke, not humour.. joking around is well joking, humour is the ability to laugh at things and see the funny side of everday interaction.
Okay this is good,
1 if this person was towing your car from a busy thouroughfare..
I would laugh my head off.. and say he's a bit of alright..
2 this person was clearly but a country type..............ie dressed roughly and coarse...
i would still laugh my head off..between he's a bit of alright and a country bumkin..
3 this person wore a 1k suit and spoke suarevly''''''''''
I would call him an obnoxious bast###, not turd.. lol
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| Wheres your sense of Humour?
Posted: 2/11/2007 4:34:48 AM | well well well three holes in the ground
that reply could only come from a mythical greek godess
and not from the sirens from yhe isle
so
1 if i hid beneath a sheeps scrotum
2 if i ate a sheeps scrotum
3 if i detested ram scrotum
what would i be | |
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| Wheres your sense of Humour?
Posted: 2/11/2007 4:46:08 AM | if you hid beneath a sheeps scrotum you would be jason to find your rightful place on the throne, in that case you are definitely a bit of alright..
If I ate a sheeps scrotum
You are weird and most like have small man sydrome
If I detested ram scrotum
that you are definitely a turd..
btw there is plenty of whiskey to go and lots of nice wine in Tassy.. now what would I be for saying that.
ps.. thanks scrubber for that. | |
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| Wheres your sense of Humour?
Posted: 2/11/2007 4:55:55 AM | as im sure king neptune shall one day knock upon my door
perhaps ole davey and his locker i shall explore
but as a mans body that i inhibit i often feel cravings
for i am unsure
as i often feel as a siren from a greek isle
i would mayhap love to explore
is it perhaps everymans fantasy
most likely i would guess but | |
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| Wheres your sense of Humour?
Posted: 2/11/2007 5:00:43 AM | what would i be
1 if i hid beneath a sheeps scrotum a kiwi
2 if i ate a sheeps scrotum a sudo-masacistic kiwi
3 if i detested ram scrotum a closet kiwi
or just plain old garden variety freaky | |
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| Wheres your sense of Humour?
Posted: 2/11/2007 5:15:21 AM | well shall we enter a real what we have eaten comp..................
i think not but perhaps should enter a meal i once ate as a pi cherry boy
pigs intestine cut like squid rings ,boiled in pigs blood and yes i enjoyed it........... | |
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| Wheres your sense of Humour?
Posted: 2/11/2007 5:18:14 AM | I was feeling a bit low today and upon reflection realised I have reason for a degree of pessimism; On this forum, I have seen every aspect of my possible end and the only question is what will come first. Will the conspiracy developing in Iraq lead to its grim consequence, as Dr Strangeglove's compete with each other as to who can unleash the big bang. But is that threat of such consequence, when we consider that our government and others like them are busily eradicating us (poisoning us with pestices from high flying aircraft) to make way for grand social engineering project that Johnny's been musing about over countless cups of tea's and morning strolls. But are those toxins going to take effect before the man who likes lecturing us about our decadent and evil lifestyles decides its better that everyone should go to Allah for sorting between the good and bad. But will that be all bad because by then we will all suffering strange and exotic diseases from drinking poo water? Of course all that is conditional upon the earth suddenly not switching axis because the south pole is disappearing or our climate simply changes rapidly to one which is hostile to life on the planet.
I think we should open a book on what will get us first. | |
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| Wheres your sense of Humour?
Posted: 2/11/2007 5:20:25 AM | The Sirens sang when they approached, their words even more enticing than the melody. They would give knowledge to every man who came to them, they said, ripe wisdom and a quickening of the spirit. Odysseys' heart ran with longing but the ropes held him and the ship quickly sailed to safer waters
Maybe you should be careful of these sirens, they can be quite powerful..
Caves, go eat a sheep's scrotum, will you.. you are interrupting a beautiful moment. lol.. | |
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| Wheres your sense of Humour?
Posted: 2/11/2007 5:21:33 AM | well shall we enter a real what we have eaten comp..................
i think not but perhaps should enter a meal i once ate as a pi cherry boy
pigs intestine cut like squid rings ,boiled in pigs blood and yes i enjoyed it...........
Yurt, you too have spoiled a beautiful moment! i guess this is the humour thread then.. | |
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| Wheres your sense of Humour?
Posted: 2/11/2007 5:33:07 AM | sorry gg but i am not one to lie
the big fellow had it summed up brialliantly
so all when the bird flu hits and the metals all crash just come on down
true,i shall try to help with the comong depression...
bring one bring all and remember the glass is always full  | |
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| Wheres your sense of Humour?
Posted: 2/11/2007 5:36:40 AM | oh please please stop making me laugh......it hurtsssss
had a wisdom tooth removed on friday and still cant get my face into one of those things called a smile
thank god for these..... :)
now that didnt hurt a bit..... :)
Yurt...that sounds grose...i had maggets from under a bush in outback alice springs along with all the fun of the fare......lol
and i tried Haggis too....eeeewwwwww
ill try anything once
:) ......thought ide make the most of smiling here seeing as i cant do it in real life..... | |
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| Wheres your sense of Humour?
Posted: 2/11/2007 5:57:35 AM | ahh im for real too... what out the siren is singing her song at the moment.. forget sheep's blood and maggots, try medusa and if that doesn't do it , then there are always the siren's singing their song.....
ahh my earssssss are hurting......
gyspy.. did you really eat maggots.. how grooossseeeee | |
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| Wheres your sense of Humour?
Posted: 2/11/2007 6:10:07 AM | aaahhhh my eye is hurting so i shall be off to the fartsack
godbless and take care;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;sorry im not a believer so had best simply say take care. | |
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| Wheres your sense of Humour?
Posted: 2/11/2007 7:17:17 AM | | I keep my sense of humour in the fridge that way its nice and fresh and ready to use whenever I need it | |
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| Wheres your sense of Humour?
Posted: 2/11/2007 7:47:05 AM | found it
Its a bit crunchy and burnt but it was in the fridge right next to mine
lmao | |
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