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 Sppedracerduluth

Joined: 12/21/2006
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I think I might be Bipolar...
Posted: 2/18/2007 9:10:19 PM
Ok, although I am not sure I am bipolar, I think some of my behavior is strange...

I drive 2 cars... a Mini Cooper and an Expedition...

I own 2 houses... An estate and a double wide...

I have 2 kids ... a boy and a girl

I sleep with the heat on but the window open...

I go to synagogue on Saturday and church on Sunday...

I like to date tall asian women and short models...



If you think you might be bipolar too, please feel free to chime in with your symptoms...

 eelysium

Joined: 4/12/2006
Msg: 2
I think I might be Bipolar...
Posted: 2/19/2007 12:55:36 AM
It's like waking the dead in the morning to get me up, and it's like waking the dead to put me to bed at night!

I have a messy room, but if anyone moves anything, I wont be able to find it.

 snorkeler

Joined: 6/12/2005
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I think I might be Bipolar...
Posted: 2/19/2007 5:38:21 PM

please feel free to chime in


Me thinkst you may be a polyigimist! not bi-polar ..or perhaps one of those guys with 2 secret lives..are you gonna be on Springer soon?

JK LMAO
 witchywoman2

Joined: 12/10/2006
Msg: 4
I think I might be Bipolar...
Posted: 2/20/2007 2:01:36 AM
I must be bipolar 'cause I am twice as worried about global warming than anyone else I know!
 tigershark95

Joined: 9/16/2006
Msg: 5
I think I might be Bipolar...
Posted: 3/3/2007 9:15:39 AM
Doesnt' sound like it to me. Iv'e never met you but I had a bipolar roomate for about a year and unless you are smileing one min. and then crying the next I think you are ok. as far as the messy room goes thats called creative organization sorrey for the spelling. I'm the same way messy yet organized drives my family and friend crazy thay don't know how I can find anything.
 storm200

Joined: 2/25/2007
Msg: 6
I think I might be Bipolar...
Posted: 3/4/2007 12:05:03 PM
my sister is bipolar and its bloody hard work! she lives in ireland. every time she has a turn her husband is on the phone begging me to have her! when she comes and stays with me... she is on the floor screaming "THERES NOTHING IN ME HEAD!" "I DONT KNOW THE NAME OF TREES!" then she goes on a high... she goes to town and buys lots of wool to knit everyone in the family a jumper being its an irish family there is hundreds of us... only when she gets home she realises she cant knit!....she tells me she ent manic its "sleep depivation!" only she sleeps 12 hours on a low... i supose if she was a bear she wouldnt suffer the condition! and the family would get a break for 3-6 months
 ~breathlesshush~

Joined: 4/25/2006
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I think I might be Bipolar...
Posted: 3/4/2007 12:17:43 PM
Am I the only one who gets the joke???

Funny stuff buddy!!
 Mustang67asd

Joined: 12/22/2006
Msg: 8
I think I might be Bipolar...
Posted: 3/4/2007 12:53:00 PM
are you also bipolar if your nose runs & your feet smell?
 Fyrestorm

Joined: 7/19/2006
Msg: 9
I think I might be Bipolar...
Posted: 3/4/2007 3:24:43 PM
Somehow, I think the people here have forgotten the topic is HUMOUR....

French name, English background
Hate to get up in the morning but detest going to bed at night...
Hippie hair and preppie clothes

Ok, not as amusing but I think I'm in the bipolar vicinity!
 Profligate

Joined: 8/6/2006
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I think I might be Bipolar...
Posted: 3/6/2007 7:19:15 PM
My wife was once my mistress. My mistress was once my wife.
 salamander000

Joined: 10/26/2004
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I think I might be Bipolar...
Posted: 3/7/2007 5:59:54 PM
some things are to funny to laugh at, and others too serious to be taken seriously
 newidea

Joined: 12/21/2006
Msg: 12
I think I might be Bipolar...
Posted: 4/15/2007 4:25:57 PM
Are we doing a word challenge? I fail to see the connection with a serious career busting illness.
 Khrysalis

Joined: 12/20/2006
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I think I might be Bipolar...
Posted: 4/15/2007 7:41:32 PM
I suspect OP is speaking of being/doing/living is ways that contradict each other

if I've got it right then these fit ...

I love chocolate
but I hate chocolate milk - no matter how I look at it it's the wrong temperature it's either a too warm chocolate milkshake or a too cool hot chocolate

I can't stand warm or hot milk except in hot chocolate or cafe mochas (yet I can't stand milk in my regular coffee)

if I've got it wrong well then I guess I can't relate afterall.
 ManitobaGrrl

Joined: 1/18/2006
Msg: 14
I think I might be Bipolar...
Posted: 4/15/2007 11:06:36 PM
when I cross - country ski I use two poles..........
I like to enjoy polish food while I read Polish reading material..........
 webejamn

Joined: 11/13/2005
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I think I might be Bipolar...
Posted: 4/16/2007 4:10:53 AM
well i must not be bipolar,cause my mind is always in the bahamas.
 newidea

Joined: 12/21/2006
Msg: 16
I think I might be Bipolar...
Posted: 9/13/2007 4:58:53 PM
I would change this title.
 newidea

Joined: 12/21/2006
Msg: 17
I think I might be Bipolar...
Posted: 9/13/2007 5:01:14 PM
This title was not authored by newidea
 Jennie4321

Joined: 8/23/2007
Msg: 18
I think I might be Bipolar...
Posted: 9/13/2007 8:05:57 PM
OP No you're not bipolar...just have trouble making up your mind so you do both...no harm done
 camillia blossom

Joined: 4/13/2006
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I think I might be Bipolar...
Posted: 9/13/2007 9:23:09 PM
Oh buddy, I think your suffering from multiple personality, or split personality disorder not bi-polar.... unless your really happy with allot of energy when your with your short model in your double wide, while driving your mini cooper.
And then depressed, with no energy in your, estate, while living with your Tall, asian,while driving in your Expedition . either that or you just cant make up your mind , and want it all.
Having your cake and eating it too?
bi-polar, and manic depressive. same thing.
on a serious note.....
My brother is bi-polar and accomplishes unreal amounts of work when he's in a manic stage, then crashes into a deep depression for weeks on end.
He has had to fight his whole married life to keep his family intact. Fortunately hes married to an angel, who has stood by him threw All the ups and downs,

KIDDING...... MADE YOU LOOK!
 mikeilike

Joined: 9/22/2007
Msg: 20
I think I might be Bipolar...
Posted: 11/6/2007 2:50:47 AM
Being a humor forum.

Question: How many dates do you think I'm really going to get off this site when they find out I really am bipolar?
 GusterGirl

Joined: 4/4/2007
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I think I might be Bipolar...
Posted: 11/6/2007 5:18:35 PM
Mikeilike: I tried to email you, but I'm too far away! are you really bipolar? If so, let's talk.
 Byrd

Joined: 7/19/2004
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I think I might be Bipolar...
Posted: 8/31/2008 9:08:28 PM
Well here I yam I can have any woman I want with my right hand, I can have the rest with my left..I'm bipolar and a double Gemini.
 Agapis

Joined: 3/20/2008
Msg: 23
I think I might be Bipolar...
Posted: 9/1/2008 2:21:20 PM

I must be bipolar 'cause I am twice as worried about global warming than anyone else I know!


yep.
but for the record, i am 100 times LESS worried than you lol.
 iamthebestest

Joined: 7/5/2008
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I think I might be Bipolar...
Posted: 9/1/2008 4:17:29 PM
Im not sure if im Bi-polar, But i do have OCD where I am counting the steps i take, or how many windows are on houses, and i count them almost everyday and i know how many is there, but i still re-count them constantly.

and when brushing my teeth, i brush 3 times in the moring.. and then 3 times when bed comes along.
 bipolarintense

Joined: 4/10/2009
Msg: 25
I think I might be Bipolar...
Posted: 4/19/2009 2:29:18 AM
This is an old thread but I had to say it.

You're not bipolar. Just crazy.
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