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 Toronaga

Joined: 11/16/2005
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Ever had something really unexpectedly funny happen while being intimate
Posted: 2/21/2007 2:00:43 AM
I was thinking about something that happened when i was with a girl once, we were heavily making out and manually stimulating each other, well and i have no idea how to put this delicately, i was inserting my index finger into her and ... well you know that sound that happens when you cup your hand under your armpit and crank away?

That's pretty much the sound, we both broke out laughing and couldn't stop.... heated intimacy to hysterical laughter in seconds. Was a new thing for both of us. Hope this isn't too crude... Wanted to see what humorous moments fellow POFers may have experienced.
 alteredstate24

Joined: 2/17/2007
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 gtadaizee

Joined: 10/22/2006
Msg: 3
Ever had something really unexpectedly funny happen while being intimate
Posted: 2/21/2007 4:24:55 AM
Well it was funny! Talk about timing
 mike bradly

Joined: 11/26/2006
Msg: 4
Ever had something really unexpectedly funny happen while being intimate
Posted: 2/21/2007 4:51:30 AM
A new Girl I had started going out with had unbeknown to me been exercising her rampant rabbit prior to my visit and had lost the condom!, (I really didn't ask for too much details!) when investigating all the little interesting places on an attractive woman my long fingers found something strange, a little bit more fumbling pulled out the unexpected item!!
she was rather embarrassed and fortunately I was trusting enough to stop and listen to the explanation!!
 river_lady

Joined: 6/4/2006
Msg: 5
Ever had something really unexpectedly funny happen while being intimate
Posted: 2/21/2007 7:13:55 AM
I would want to know why she felt it was necessary to use a condom with her ummmmm "rabbit". Did the vibe have a STD?

See I would not find that amusing at all............

Seriously funny things happen all the time and it is part of the intimacy......you learn to roll with it.............if not oh well you are missing out on the fun...............
 cuteazabutton

Joined: 8/8/2006
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Ever had something really unexpectedly funny happen while being intimate
Posted: 2/21/2007 7:25:48 AM
Well Mike it happens to most of us at one time or another because it happened to me and I was having sex with a guy with a condom on yes and when he was done, i noticed it wasnt still on his p***s. So then i went to go to the bathroom and it came out. I thought how weird is that? Not sure if thats happened to anyone else but it was the first time for me. At least i was practising safe sex!!!!! lol
 super bored

Joined: 8/8/2006
Msg: 7
Ever had something really unexpectedly funny happen while being intimate
Posted: 2/21/2007 7:28:07 AM
A long time ago my girl and i were doing it on a pull out couch/bed. Well we got to close to the edge and the whole thing tipped way up high in the air. we both fell to the floor and the whole couch came crashing down to the floor. It woke up both my brother and his wife, who sister i was messing around with. We all had a huge laugh over that.
 gtadaizee

Joined: 10/22/2006
Msg: 8
Ever had something really unexpectedly funny happen while being intimate
Posted: 2/21/2007 4:21:36 PM
Now that's funny!
BUT it could have been worse. You could have been in the middle to one side and it folded in on you!!! hahahahaha Try that next time!
 Astropants

Joined: 2/11/2007
Msg: 9
Ever had something really unexpectedly funny happen while being intimate
Posted: 2/26/2007 1:45:34 AM
I finally got to get with a coworker I wanted for a long time but was in a relationship. Once the relationship ended, we were drunk and kicking ass. We were just starting the preliminary slurps and makeoutery and we were so excited after the long wait her bed collapsed before we even started anything and we rolled in to concrete bottom of the wall face first. Both of us sported a good scrape to the face on the same side, and both of us giggled like madmen on account of the Tanguaray. good times. As for sex with a rabbit... hmmm, aren't german sheppards larger and infinitly more trainable? At least according to the website I've been to, anyways...
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