| condoms (this is so funny)
Posted: 3/1/2007 9:56:33 PM | Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same slogan...
Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.
Tesco Condoms - every little helps.
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good.
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Duracell condoms - keep going and going.
Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop.
Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride go wide
FCUK condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain
Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.
On-digital condoms - plug and play!!!!
Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what is says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (sorry!)
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.
AA Condoms - the 4th emergency service
Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (A VERY poor seller) | |
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| condoms (this is so funny)
Posted: 3/3/2007 4:24:25 PM | A woman asks a man who is travelling with six children,
"Are all these kids yours??"
The man replies,
"No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints". | |
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| condoms (this is so funny)
Posted: 3/3/2007 7:16:33 PM | another few
Burger King condom - have it your way
Reebok condom - I am what I am
or how bout this
condom it looks good on you | |
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| condoms (this is so funny)
Posted: 3/19/2007 6:27:03 PM | how about these
polo condoms - the one with a hole ( whoops )
qwick fit condoms -- cant get better than a quick fit fitter
john smiths condoms ---- ave it | |
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| condoms (this is so funny)
Posted: 3/21/2007 6:24:10 AM | Great post Missiemoo!.......love the cerebral game posts and the challenge to come up with funny responses........
American Express Traveler's Cheques Condoms - "Don't leave home without them!"
Kodak Condoms - "For the times of your life!"
Thomas' English Muffins Condoms - "Every day should start out this good!"
Maxwell House Condoms - "Good to the last drop!"
Dr. Pepper Condoms - "Just what the Dr. ordered!"
Pennzoil Condoms - "The standard of protection since 1889"
General Electric Condoms - "We bring good things to life!"
Dodge Truck Condoms - "Ram tough!" ( or "ram-bam-thank-you-ma'am" tough )
Wrigley Doublemint Gum Condoms - "Double Your Pleasure - Double Your Fun!"
Green Giant Condoms - "In the Valley of the Jolly, Ho Ho Ho!"
Avis Condoms - "We try Harder!" ( with emphasis on the word Harder! )
Prudential Condoms - "Get a piece of the rock!"
Toyota Condoms - "Oh, what a feeling!"
St. Pauli Girl Condoms - "You never forget your first girl!"
Hallmark Condoms - "What I am really giving you is part of me!"
Sunkist Citrus Condoms - "We put a big name on a little squirt!"
Arid Extra Dry Solid Condoms - "Solid protection without the white mess!"
Toys R Us Condoms - "You'll never outgrow us!"
Johnson's Baby Shampoo Condoms - "No more tears!"
All-State Condoms - "You're in good hands with "All-State condoms!"
7-Eleven Condoms - "Oh, thank heaven for "7-Eleven condoms!"
Coke Condoms - "Things go better with "Coke condoms!"
Nestea Condoms - "Take the "Nestea condom plunge!" | |
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| condoms (this is so funny)
Posted: 3/23/2007 7:16:39 AM | OK.....just to add a few more to the thread.....
Lee Condoms - "Get what Fits!"
Olay Condoms - "Love the skin you're in".
Cool Mint Listerine "Flavored" Condoms - "If you think it's just for your mouth, think bigger."
Lip Lust "Flavored" Condoms - "It's what lips desire."
Kraft Velveeta Condoms - "You won't be able to wipe the "cheesy" grin off your face." | |
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| condoms (this is so funny)
Posted: 3/26/2007 7:44:45 PM | don't forget M & M condoms " melts in your mouth but not in your hand"
or wendy's " where's the beef" | |
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| condoms (this is so funny)
Posted: 3/27/2007 8:21:41 AM | bounty condoms........... the quicker picker upper condoms.
campbells soup condoms .................. makes it feel mmm mmm good.
nut n honey condoms........................ whatcha doin nuttin honey
big red comdoms........................ make it last a lil' longer with big red
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| condoms (this is so funny)
Posted: 3/27/2007 7:08:27 PM | Huggies- I'm a Big Boy now
JC Pennys- It's all inside
Olive Garden-When You're here, You're Family...yes, daddy
Home Depot- You Can Do It, We Can Help
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| condoms (this is so funny)
Posted: 3/29/2007 9:27:05 AM | Penn (tennis balls): Championship condoms, recommended play surfaces: hard court, outdoor, asphalt, concrete (ouch!)
Spray-n-Wash Condoms
Campbell's Chunky Condoms: Eats like a meal
Progresso Rich & Hearty Condoms: Slow cooked | |
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| condoms (this is so funny)
Posted: 4/1/2007 2:25:09 PM | Kellogg's Rice Krispies condoms - Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Allstate condoms - You are in good hands with Allstate condoms
Mazda condoms - Zoom zoom zoom
BMW condoms - The ultimate driving machine
Crest condoms - Look ma, no cavities!
Fed Ex condoms - When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight
Kit Kat condoms - Have a break. Have a Kit Kat condom
Lay's condoms - Betcha can't eat just one
Meow Mix condoms - Tastes so good cats ask for it by name
L'Oreal condoms - Because I'm worth it
Remington condoms - I liked it so much, I bought the company
Miller Lite condoms - Tastes great. Less filling
US Army condoms - Be all you can be
Visa condoms - It's everywhere you want to be
Volkswagen condoms - Drivers wanted
Yello pages condoms - Let your fingers do the walking
Freedent gum condoms - Won't stick to your gums. Freshens your breath when you chew
Chicklet gum condoms - Flavour inside, flavour outside | |
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| condoms (this is so funny)
Posted: 4/1/2007 4:27:35 PM | hmmmmmm all good...but for ones who don't like the mess..
BOUNTY condoms....The quicker picker upper is the best!!!! | |
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| condoms (this is so funny)
Posted: 4/6/2007 10:53:36 AM | Alka Seltzer Condoms - Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is
Esso Condoms - Put a tiger in your tank
Irish Spring Condoms - Clean as a whistle
Clairol Condoms - Does she or doesn't she
Mennen Deodorant Condoms - Just like you, it never quits
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| condoms (this is so funny)
Posted: 4/7/2007 11:59:38 AM | Mingles..... You just can't eat a single mingle.
I hope this made someone laugh.
Please tell me your thoughts.
Mike.
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| condoms (this is so funny)
Posted: 4/8/2007 7:06:54 PM | Post Honeycombes condoms----Honeycomb's BIG!...Yeah Yeah Yeah!..It's not small...NO! NO NO!
(oldie but a goody)
LOL!! | |
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| condoms (this is so funny)
Posted: 4/9/2007 12:43:18 AM | | "Lays Condoms" bet you can't use just one...... Sorry just couldn't say eat had to say use.... | |
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| condoms (this is so funny)
Posted: 4/9/2007 4:06:34 AM | Capital One Condoms-----"What's in your wallet?" 
Staples Condoms---"wow...That was easy." | |
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