lxboy
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Joined: 1/17/2007
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Posted: 3/5/2007 5:35:09 PM | Was on a forum in Ask A Guy about what people thought of the term Whisker Biscuit" (which is hilarious by the way), and I thought it would be fun to see what, if any, names you girls give our sofa and end tables.
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Posted: 3/5/2007 6:54:02 PM | sofa and end tables? thats hilarious!!!!! my ex was more like book ends than end tables...... if im talking to the girls at work we usually just use the standard "package" or "wedding tackle"
but if ive been with a guy quite awhile ill use the nickname he gives him or make up a macho one. | |
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lxboy
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Joined: 1/17/2007
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Posted: 3/6/2007 5:24:22 PM | Yeah, well actually I never thought about the proportions like that LOL. But hey you ladies are always telling us that size doesn't matter --- 
Some of the more popular names for it here are: trouser snake, peter, johnson, pecker, schlong, love rocket, wobbly bits, dong
It seems that none of them are meant to be derogatory, like I think some of the ones we have for the girls are. | |
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Posted: 3/6/2007 5:26:24 PM | | From "There's Something About Mary"...franks and beans. Glad this came out after I was in school....beenie weenie lunch days would never have been the same! | |
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Posted: 3/6/2007 5:30:00 PM | | I personally like litte friend, twigs and berries, giggle stick or his male apendage. It kinda depends on who I'm talking to and who I'm talking about. | |
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Posted: 3/6/2007 5:32:50 PM | | Jackhammer...... the Stanley........ One eyed snake........ schlong......dong...... the Train ... that's all I can think of now. | |
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Posted: 3/6/2007 5:38:23 PM | Big Jim and the Boys
Pink Torpedo
Hansel & Gretel and the Wicked Witch | |
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Posted: 3/6/2007 9:10:30 PM | | I just call it something I can cut off if you piss me off. That, and twanger. | |
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Posted: 3/6/2007 9:15:15 PM | "Princess Sophia", from How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days. lol
I give pet names, not descriptive ones, like Enos. I once called an ex-boyfriend's member "your little guy" and he was totally offended. "He's not that little", was the response. | |
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Posted: 3/7/2007 12:28:03 AM | over here some women might say "tossing the salad" meaning that she'll play with his naughty bits. Or there's the Cauliflour & Bean Bags, Or there's the Fruit & Veg.
I have a feeling that women will start asking the next question of:
What do you guys call your johnson?
Thats when ego's will clash | |
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Posted: 3/7/2007 12:41:38 AM | The interesting ones I have heard:
Peter and the boys.
One-eyed trouser trout.
Sanford and sons.
Cue stick and the eight balls.
The Prince and his subjects. (from a guy who has a PA) | |
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Posted: 3/7/2007 9:38:57 AM | | Purple headed,blue veined one eyed trouser trout, rod and reel combo, tuna bait,junior,willie the one eyed wonder worm, shorty and the boyz, spelunker,dads danglies. | |
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Posted: 3/7/2007 10:16:45 AM | Lol - I love them! Keep adding to the list!
My fav. so far was "wedding tackle" .. god thats funny - never heard that one before.
Oh, and guys who are reading this - can you think of a single "pet name" that would be derogatory? I sure can't ..
_james_ | |
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Posted: 3/7/2007 10:26:07 AM | Purple headed yoghurt slinger
Heat seeking moisture missile
Soldier of love standing at attention
Willie the one eyed wonder worm
Meat and two veg
The ever popular "Mr Happy"
Yeah... I'm twisted. ;) | |
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Posted: 3/7/2007 10:32:58 AM | | ^Ha ha ha. I'll never look at that fairy tale in the same light again. | |
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Posted: 3/7/2007 10:56:02 AM | one of the easiets ways to get some names for both men and women's parts is by reading the lyrics for the Bloodhound gang song Foxtrot uniform chalrie kilo....enjoy
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the **** wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto | |
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Posted: 3/7/2007 10:58:30 AM | Reminds me of another one from them...
"Taking the beef bus to Tuna Town!" | |
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Posted: 3/7/2007 1:08:39 PM | | How about Baloney poney, The divine rod,sam the salami, or taco stuffer, boney macaroni,giz rifle, and my favorite....CURIOUS GEORGE! | |
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Posted: 3/7/2007 1:24:38 PM | lxboy...sorry for taking so long to get to your thread! The Whisker Biscuit thread had a good turn out...lol....
Big Daddy is what I usually call it. ;) | |
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Posted: 3/7/2007 1:53:33 PM | This thread reminded me of a couple of things my brother used to say:
The high hard one.
"Hey Baby, want to smoke my White Owl?" | |
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Posted: 3/7/2007 2:13:07 PM |
can't breathe.......too funny........
someone called it****suarus the other day , cracked me up!
or the ever popular "cack"
more than one ....... penii of course! | |
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