| Message to those over 30yrs old...........
Posted: 4/19/2005 9:56:21 AM | This is for all you girls 30 years and over.... and for those who are
turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's...AND
for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!...This was written by Andy
Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.
Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just
a few reasons why:
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around
whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually
something more interesting.
A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what
she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a
hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at
the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you
deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get
away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's
like to be unappreciated.
A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend
because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30 couldn't
care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends
won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a
woman over 30. They always know.
A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of
younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far
sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest.
They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one!
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of
30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of
himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologise.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for
free". Here's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realise it's
not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage. | |
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| Message to those over 30yrs old...........
Posted: 4/19/2005 6:04:36 PM |
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
Perhaps that's why she doesn't wear the dresses I like.
If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around
whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually
something more interesting.
But she will nag you until you stop watching the game, and go with her. And it's something like shopping for shoes or something equally inane.
A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what
she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a
hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.
So that's why she stuffs her face and turn into a whale, and still expects I'll find her sexy.
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at
the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you
deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get
away with it.
So that's why Clara Harris run over her husband several times, while her stepdaughter begged her not to kill her father. Good to know.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's
like to be unappreciated.
You have never listened to older women cackling right? Their I-hate-my-husband fests are something to behold.
A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend
because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 30 couldn't
care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends
won't betray her.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a
woman over 30. They always know.
So if I want to live a quiet life, I must discard a woman as soon as she reaches 30.
A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of
younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far
sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest.
They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one!
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Lipstick tastes bad. And "forthright and honest" are femspeak for "obnoxious and ****y". And woe to the man who dares to tell a ****y woman that she's acting like a ****!
Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of
30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of
himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
So he wants to shame men into liking older women. I wonder who paid him to say this.
He just listed all the reasons by which I "don't" want an older woman. | |
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| Message to those over 30yrs old...........
Posted: 4/19/2005 8:01:25 PM | | Never fearTango there isn't a female over 30 that would waste their time dating you. Can't believe there is one under 30 for that matter that would either. | |
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| Message to those over 30yrs old...........
Posted: 4/19/2005 8:21:47 PM | | As I said, I have no interest whatsoever in dating. And I wasn't bashing older women, either. I just wanted to show that an post insulting men deserves an answer. | |
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| Message to those over 30yrs old...........
Posted: 4/19/2005 10:00:16 PM | Squeak I see you are already teaching these younger women about the qualities of chocolate.
But girls you have to be over forty to get the goof stuff. Age and expericence plays an important part. | |
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| Message to those over 30yrs old...........
Posted: 4/20/2005 4:27:08 PM | | lol, actually a girlfriend emailed that to me and I got a kick out of it and thought to share. I am glad some got a good laugh out of it. I can not say I agree wholeheartedly with everything he said, but much of it I do. I do not see it as bashing males, rather then shedding the light on the truth that over 30 women offer a lot and have qualities that are often overlooked..Good luck to all | |
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| Message to those over 30yrs old...........
Posted: 4/20/2005 5:14:09 PM | I'm glad someone broke it down for some of the less than intelligent men,(and note I didn't say all men) i could not have been more eloquent! | |
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| Message to those over 30yrs old...........
Posted: 4/20/2005 7:30:40 PM | More Andy....
Andy Rooney on Monica.
Can you believe it? Monica turned 28 this week.
It seems like only yesterday that she was crawling round the White House on her hands and knees.
2. Andy Rooney on Vegetarians.
Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter."
3. Andy Rooney on Prisoners.
Did you know that it costs forty-thousand dollars a year to house each prisoner? Jeez, for forty-thousand bucks apiece I'll take a few prisoners into my house. I live in Los Angeles. I already have bars on the windows. I don't think we should give free room and board to criminals. I think they should have to run twelve hours a day on a treadmill and generate electricity. And, if they don't want to run, they can rest in the chair that's hooked up to the generator.
4. Andy Rooney on Fabric Softeners.
My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for. Then I noticed women coming up to me, sniffing, then saying under their breath, "Married!" and walking away. Fabric softeners are how our wives mark their territory. We can take off the ring. But, it's hard to get that April Fresh scent out of your clothes.
5. Andy Rooney on morning differences.
Men and women are different in the morning. We men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.
6.Andy Rooney on cripes
My wife's from the Midwest. Very nice people there. Very wholesome. They use words like 'Cripes' 'For Cripes sake.' Who would that be; Jesus Cripes? The son of 'Gosh' of the church of 'Holy Moly'? I'm not making fun of it. You think I wanna burn in 'Heck'?
7. Rooney on Grandma
My grandmother has a bumper sticker on her car
that says, 'Sexy Senior Citizen.' You don't want to think of your grandmother that way, do you? Out entering wet shawl contests. Makes you wonder where she got that dollar she gave you for your birthday.
8. Rooney on answering machines.
Did you ever hear one of these corny positive messages on someone's answering machine? "Hi, it's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is: "Share the love." BEEP
"Uh, yeah...this is the VD clinic calling....Speaking of being positive, your test results are back. Stop sharing the love.." | |
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| Message to those over 30yrs old...........
Posted: 4/20/2005 8:52:11 PM | First of all, sorry if somebody got incensed by my post. I'm a very passionate guy, when I perceive man-bashing.
shedding the light on the truth that over 30 women offer a lot and have qualities that are often overlooked.
You know, women should be angry about this, too. The "qualities" named here can be summarized as:
1) She doesn't care what you think, want or wish, ever.
2) She will get you if you dare to cross her.
3) In her eyes, you will be always suspect.
4) She will make of your life a bore.
5) She thinks you are a pig.
Not the kind of woman I'd like to date, certainly. | |
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| Message to those over 30yrs old...........
Posted: 4/20/2005 10:51:02 PM | tangoperu
Personally, I find a wide variety of women in every age group as is the same within all cultures, not are all women are the same. I find Andy Rooney's remarks to be comical and quite frankly far away, in many respects, from my sentiments about over 30 women. I do however witness the behaviours of men (not myself, more like the lounge lizard-bottom feeders that hustle women whenever there is an opportunity) who are truly pigs when it comes to respecting and being honorable and considerate in regards to relationships with women. So the ending of the article is particularly funny, as I have heard many friends say the exact statement in reference to women and cows. It is essentially a joke and I feel it was funny and a way to possibly bring a laugh to a few ladies who may appreciate a smile over an argument and the clashing of opinions which seem to out number the threads where there is an exchange of kind words and peaceful thoughts.
take it easy man, relax, it is only a joke, its like TV, Gillian and the Skipper werent really stuck on that island you know.
peace | |
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| Message to those over 30yrs old...........
Posted: 4/21/2005 7:01:39 AM | Yes, it's a joke. Wanna hear some "ni..ers and watermelon" joke? After all, it's only a joke.
About those guys who are truly pigs who are not honorable nor considerate to women, have you noticed that "they" always get women? That those "lizards" are the ones most women go for? So, I don't blame those guys by doing it. There is a saying: "guys will be good, when women choose good guys".
Anyway, perhaps you are not offended when portraited as a moron who needs a woman to tell him how to eat his food without choking himself. Personally, I am. | |
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| Message to those over 30yrs old...........
Posted: 4/21/2005 8:46:10 AM | tango - Why are you freaking out like this? One could say the same thing about older men - they're more laid back and less likely to jump through hoops to please as well. Its all about maturity and being content and comfortable to be yourself, first and foremost.
And if you want to take offense to that too, hey, its your blood pressure rising into the stratosphere. | |
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