| | stuff i just like lol add what you likePage 1 of 1 | all right this is an old one but bare with me
what do you get when you mix an oinon and a donky together (most of the time you get a oinon with realy big ears )(BUT ONCE AND A WHILE YOU'll GET A PIECE OF ASS THAT BRINGS TEARS TO YOUR EYES.
ok heres a good one
This couple walk's up to a wishing well the guy throughs his penny in and makes his wish. His woman leans over to through her penny in and slips on the way down she snaps her neck and dies the guy thinks says to him self (HOLY **** IT WORKED)
ok heres anouther old one
what did the hurrican say to the palm tree (HOLD ON TO YOUR NUTS THIS IN'T YOUR NORMAL BLOW JOB)
NEW BLONDE JOKE IN PLAYBOY
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells. (pregnet)
ok hope you all like these if not then go **** your selfs lol i got so many jokes stored in my head i can not think of them all. (ILL BE BACK LOLOLOLOL0) | |
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Posted: 6/25/2012 12:21:51 PM |
ok hope you all like these if not then go **** your selfs lol i got so many jokes stored in my head i can not think of them all. (ILL BE BACK LOLOLOLOL0)
vaporbob(d58373) never did come back?
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A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps a bucket of cow shit all over the carpet.
He says, “Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don’t do wonders cleaning up that horse shit, I’ll eat every chunk of it.”
She turns to him with a smirk and says, “Do You want ketchup on that?”
The salesman says, “Why do you ask?”
She says “We just moved in and we haven’t got the electricity turned on yet.” | |
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Posted: 6/26/2012 3:42:44 PM | The wife told me to go to the doctors and get some of those tablets that “help” get an erection.
I’ll never forget the look on her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills ! | |
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Posted: 6/26/2012 7:30:37 PM | A Man wins the lottery and rushes home with the good news. As he enters the house he yells to his wife "I've just won the lottery! $42 Million! Grab a suitcase and start packing!"
The wife, obviously excited, says "What should I pack for? Europe? South America? Asia?"
To which the man replies "Heck, I don't care. Just get the F**k out!" | |
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Posted: 6/27/2012 5:41:43 PM | Two freshman philosophy students see the following bulletin posted on the wall of their lecture hall:
Crash Course in Logical Assumptions
Saturday, September 26, 1998, All Day
Neither of them knows what it means and they are both curious.
The pair decide to find the professor and ask some questions.
When they locate the professor's office, the bolder of the two enter the building while the other remains outside.
Student: "Uh...Sir..What does Crash Course in Logical Assumptions mean?"
Professor: "Well, it involves taking information that you have, forming assumptions using logic, and then creating new information. Let me try to answer your question by asking you a question. Do you own a car?"
Student: "Uh...Yes, I do."
Professor: "Well, then I can now logically assume that you drive."
Student: "Yes, I drive. "
Professor: "Then I can logically assume that you drive on weekends."
Student: "Yeah, I drive on weekends, I go out on dates."
Professor: "Then I can logically assume that you have date partners."
Student: "Well, yes, I have a girlfriend."
Professor: "Then I can logically assume that you are heterosexual."
Student: "Uh...hell yes! OK, I think I understand what this course is about now. Thanks a lot for your time."
Once back outside, his friend asks him: "So, what's it all about?"
"Its about using information and stuff...Let me answer your question by asking you a question. Do you own a car?"
"No."
"Uh...Then you're homosexual, dude!" | |
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