| Know Your State Motto
Posted: 4/22/2005 5:42:24 PM | Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat.
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything.
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids And Our Voting Skills.
Georgia: We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois: Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt!
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections!
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...And No Right To Self Defense!
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like The Play, But No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum.
Texas: Se Hablo Ingles
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Ay, Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut Cheese!
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
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The District of Columbia: The Work-Free Drug Place! | |
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| Know Your State Motto
Posted: 4/22/2005 8:40:26 PM |
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...And No Right To Self Defense!
And I thought we were the Liberty State....damn public school system! | |
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| Know Your State Motto
Posted: 4/22/2005 9:55:14 PM |
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
yep that is about it | |
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| Know Your State Motto
Posted: 4/22/2005 11:19:55 PM | | <~~~In Michigan... an da nm straight...know this.. There is always a loaded potato gun pointed to the north.. ahh! So don’t get any ideas. | |
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Posted: 4/23/2005 8:43:16 AM | aaaaahhhhhhhhh, aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Your weapons arsenal is far too "superior" for me! (Irony of ironies. . . . . a Canadian posted this thread, and is now being "threatened" by the American!!!!!!!!!!!) | |
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Posted: 4/23/2005 8:56:32 AM | Laugh now.. I got a 50 lb bag of russet bakers and a jumbo can or aqua net ready to for the first one I see skating across the pond with a Canadian battle flag.(Toronto maple leafs).and a Molson’s
Not to mention a marshmallow gun on my hip if you get inside the potato artilleries range. | |
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| Know Your State Motto
Posted: 4/23/2005 10:49:34 AM | | Actually When I was a kid living in Northwest Indiana my sister was swimming in one of those upright sears swimming pools and I threw a bunch of garbage in it rupturing the seal the pool went flat and PRESTO! INSTANT TIDALWAVE! RIGHT THROUGH THE NEIGHBORHOOD My poor sister (sorry about the caps I know I'm a moran I just wanted everyone to notice ME.) Anyway my sister is still in therapy.. | |
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| Know Your State Motto - America Strikes Back!!
Posted: 4/23/2005 6:36:40 PM | Isn't Canada's national motto:
"Give us your tired, your hungry, your poor, your american criminals seeking to be free of the huddled masses of prison"?
I'd go through the motto's of all the providences, but as an american I don't know them! | |
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Joined: 4/26/2005
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