| You know you're getting older when...
Posted: 4/7/2007 5:31:38 AM | ... your placement of the laptop while reading PoF involves figuring out which joint needs a heating pad. ;)
Learned this through personal observation of my actions this morning... So what are YOUR "older when..." moments that you've learned yourself? | |
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| You know you're getting older when...
Posted: 4/7/2007 8:05:22 AM | Why are people calling this a redundant subject? It's in the HUMOR section for god's sakes!! Lighten up....
Ok.. my lightbulb moment as to not being as young as I used to be.... i'm looking for cereal with fibre instead of cool prizes... lol
Hope this stays on... I swear some people scour the forums to play God.... | |
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| You know you're getting older when...
Posted: 4/7/2007 4:53:59 PM | | When you see the topic of this thread, and even though you remember reading it, you check to see if there are any new things that haven't happened to you yet....LOL | |
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| You know you're getting older when...
Posted: 4/8/2007 7:59:52 PM | Your ears perk up when a laxative commercial comes on TV.
Your underwear starts creeping up on you and you enjoy it.
You remember what you did yesterday by what hurts today.
Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D.
Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
Your back goes out more than you do.
You don't have any enemies because you have outlived them all. | |
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| You know you're getting older when...
Posted: 4/8/2007 9:10:12 PM | happy hour is a nap
or
getting lucky is finding your car in the parking lot
and finally
everything hurts, but what doesnt hurt doesnt work | |
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| You know you're getting older when...
Posted: 4/9/2007 5:08:32 AM | When you tell what you think is a funny joke, and no one gets it.
That are they just don't care because you now have wrinkles. | |
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| You know you're getting older when...
Posted: 4/9/2007 1:55:05 PM | | ... when you tell people how much cheaper things used to be. Double points if the currency used is no longer in circulation. :) | |
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| You know you're getting older when...
Posted: 4/9/2007 8:48:27 PM | | When you get down to tie your shoes and take a moment to pause and think of what else you should do while you're down there... | |
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| You know you're getting older when...
Posted: 4/10/2007 12:50:27 PM | You know you're getting older when...you put the salt and pepper shaker in the refrigerator and put the milk in the cabinet...yep, I did that!
Gimme a break, I was trying to remember if I had let the dog inside or was letting him outside.  | |
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Joined: 7/22/2006
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| You know you're getting older when...
Posted: 4/10/2007 1:13:08 PM | | Have you seen Neil Sadaka singing Oh Carrol on the tube lately, I couldn't believe my eyes, nor my ears for that matter. Bobby Vinton looks like my old Polish neighbours. | |
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| You know you're getting older when...
Posted: 3/2/2008 10:51:18 AM | You feel like the morning after when you haven't been anywhere the night before.
It takes twice as long to look half as good.
Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion.
People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
and...
Billy Idol is now considered "classic rock"....
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| You know you're getting older when...
Posted: 3/9/2008 12:47:21 PM | when you forget that you are not in the privacy of your own home and coming down the stairs you let er rip--and the grandkids say "here comes gramma"--and, yes, it really happened. I will always be known as the farting grandma. | |
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