| | Do porns help getting pregnant? Page 1 of 1 | There must be a school of thoughts on that! Here is the proof: a Thai zoo in Ching Mai province, Thailand tried to entice sex between the two panda bears by playing porn. As the news report goes, "The officials inseminated Lin Hui, a female panda, with semen from Chuang Chuang. The artificial insemination is a last ditch effort to get Lin Hui pregnant, after videos of pandas having sex failed to entice Chuang Chuang into mating with his partner."  
The link to the report is: http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/events/lf/031802zooanimals/im:/070404/481/chm10204040400;_ylt=AitgSTF9UKraHsUkC1cfnArlWMcF.
Just thought that you guys need some laughs. | |
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HGH
| | Joined: 2/19/2007
Msg: 2 | |
| Do porns help getting pregnant?
Posted: 4/7/2007 6:06:39 PM | I saw that news clip on CNN. I suppose anything is worth a try.
As for having the panda watch panda-porn for motivation to procreate, I'm not sure panda's are familiar with watching television. He (panda) might have been thinking the volume controls look tasty. | |
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CTR916
| | Joined: 11/27/2006
Msg: 4 | |
| Do porns help getting pregnant?
Posted: 4/8/2007 12:13:50 PM | | Panda porn only seems to have added more abstract understanding of how I perceive human dynamics. | |
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| Do porns help getting pregnant?
Posted: 4/8/2007 12:21:28 PM | | I'm not sure about the pandas, but the zoo keepers probably got a little frisky after watching it. | |
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| Do porns help getting pregnant?
Posted: 4/8/2007 5:17:31 PM |
I know panda porn was a big contributor to my pregnancies.
That is f-in funny!
Of course the sad part is, some people here will probably believe that. | |
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Posted: 4/8/2007 8:29:23 PM | ^^^^^ The double feature includes "Third Date: The Cummy Bears Get Eaten" starring Po Kee the Bear.
(He never takes off that forest ranger hat.) The U.S. Supreme Court defines pornography as "panda-ing to prurient interest". | |
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Posted: 4/13/2007 8:49:47 AM | Apparently, Panda pandering of pandemic proportions is causing a pandemonium for panda lovers the world over.
The stolen home video is now avail on the internet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YU82RS5elI&mode=related&search=
As a side issue, now Chuang Chuang, the panda has taken to doing the money shot on Lin Hui’s chest, completely foiling any attempt at conception. | |
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CTR916
| | Joined: 11/27/2006
Msg: 11 | |
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Posted: 4/13/2007 11:27:10 AM | Does porn help! No however porn should raise the excite factor. But just because they copulate doesn't mean pregnancy will occurr. There are a whole host of biological factors that must occurr.
Porn may not cause pregnancy but "The ride is what counts."
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CTR916
| | Joined: 11/27/2006
Msg: 14 | |
| Do porns help getting pregnant?
Posted: 4/13/2007 11:30:27 AM |
And maybe the only...
Well, if she was real pretty, I may be able to claim the excuse of quality before quantity. | |
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Posted: 3/23/2008 6:42:16 PM |
I know panda porn was a big contributor to my pregnancies. That is f-in funny! Of course the sad part is, some people here will probably believe that.
The really sad thing is that plushophilia actually exists:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plushophilia | |
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Posted: 3/24/2008 7:15:54 AM |
I know panda porn was a big contributor to my pregnancies.
Yeah, but what about the Koala Porn? Now that s%^t is HOT!  | |
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Posted: 3/26/2008 10:01:12 PM | | How do we know that Chaung Chaung didn't think Lin Hui was one ugly panda b-tch? In Chaung Chaung's defense I would rather bear-hump Jenna Jameson than some of the nasty, beat up with their black-eye pandas that are running around out there with who knows what unbearable diseases. | |
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| Do porns help getting pregnant?
Posted: 3/27/2008 12:26:22 PM | no, however sex is still an excellent way to get a woman pregnant. -give em a bunch of margaritas (that always works for women).
never had much faith in a species that was too stupid to figure out how to f*ck.
need to figure out a way to make them tasty, then McDonalds would be allover that mating thing.
panda Mcnuggets -mmmmmmmmmmm -delicious!
what kind of dipping sauce do you ask for? | |
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