| Don't you find a porno movie boring sometimes?
Posted: 4/9/2007 5:18:30 PM | Aren't porno movies are all the same?
1. Some delivery guy comes to the door
2. She grabs the guy and unzips his pants
3. She polishes the knob for about 10 miniutes
4. He licks on her for about 10 minuites
5. He screws her from diffrent postions for a few minuites. Just pumpping back and forth for seemless hours on end.
6. He then pumps her with an anal with no lube ever
7. He pulls out of her ass and then she sucks him again (good old ATM)
8. He then cums on her face. To give her a "Colgate Smile" 
I like the look a a beautiful bare woman as much as the next man. But it all just seems the same to me. Boring  Now if they would impove the acting and you acutaly belived these people really wanted each other instead of a paycheck that might be an inprovement.  | |
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| Don't you find a porno movie boring sometimes?
Posted: 4/9/2007 5:22:39 PM | Man I got all hot and bothered just reading that.. don't know what would happen if I actually got to watch porn!!!!   JK
It does all seem to be the same... but some people look hotter/sexier and others just look mechanical! | |
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| Don't you find a porno movie boring sometimes?
Posted: 4/9/2007 5:34:34 PM | | Some porn does bore me. I can usually tell if the woman is into it or not and that's what determines whether or not I fall asleep. I don't want to watch some old fart plowing some 20 something girl knowing that she finds him repulsive and is only doing it for the 3 grand. If that. But when I'm watching a porn that includes a hot ass guy and a girl that can't get enough. I'm going to finish.....watching it. HA . | |
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| Don't you find a porno movie boring sometimes?
Posted: 4/9/2007 5:35:48 PM | | Yup, although I don't use a stopwatch ...just the fast-forward and slo-mo buttons. Even this control gets boring. The modern no acting and total lack of plot is worse than the bad acting and corny themes of the Golden Age ...a.k.a., the 70s. The only time that I now enjoy watching porno is when I've a woman next to me, who while noticing the scars from breast augmentation, is inspired to be my co-star. | |
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| Don't you find a porno movie boring sometimes?
Posted: 4/9/2007 5:40:01 PM |
Aren't porno movies are all the same?
1. Some delivery guy comes to the door
2. She grabs the guy and unzips his pants
3. She polishes the knob for about 10 miniutes
4. He licks on her for about 10 minuites
5. He screws her from diffrent postions for a few minuites. Just pumpping back and forth for seemless hours on end.
6. He then pumps her with an anal with no lube ever
7. He pulls out of her ass and then she sucks him again (good old ATM)
8. He then cums on her face. To give her a "Colgate Smile" You gotta get a different satellite provider.
It does all seem to be the same... but some people look hotter/sexier and others just look mechanical! Must be on the same SAT.  | |
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| Don't you find a porno movie boring sometimes?
Posted: 4/9/2007 5:40:39 PM | Porn is Porn
Once you've seen one porn flick, theres no reason to watch any others because nothing changes but the faces.
Its like going to McDonalds. A Big Mac tastes the same in Fresno, California as it does in Aurora, Illinois
Thats porn
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K-lo
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Joined: 7/31/2006
Msg: 8 | |
| Don't you find a porno movie boring sometimes?
Posted: 4/9/2007 5:49:47 PM | Oh my gosh, YES!!! So friggin systematic and the same damn order of events over and over and over again . . . just like you numbered them OP. I hate it. I really hope too many guys don't get all of their pointers from porn. But, it's always a dead-giveaway when they do.
I can only spend so much time in the private room in the back of the video store going through video boxes, trying to find the forever lost diamond in the rough that actually has a storyline, before I eventually realize that the boxes are sticky, and I'M making the perv in the corner feel uneasy.
I WISH I could get my hands on some good ole' fashioned 70's porn. I think I'd even prefer the soft porn on Cinemax. They really need to have more of a niche market for the ladies. And if they do, please direct me accordingly. What kills porn for me is that it starts out OK, seems to have something of a ridiculous storyline (which, that's par for the course - I'm OK with that), but then, the next thing you know . . . where's all their clothes??? I'd really like to get some porn that actually shows the part where they remove clothing and lead up to the good stuff. I think that must be a female thing, hence, the reason it is nonexistent in porn. Buildup and teasing - - porn needs more of that. | |
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| Don't you find a porno movie boring sometimes?
Posted: 4/9/2007 6:50:53 PM | I heard a joke once, about how watching ten minutes of a porn movie makes you want to have sex all night, but watching an entire porn movie makes you never want to have sex again
That about sums it up for me  | |
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| Don't you find a porno movie boring sometimes?
Posted: 4/9/2007 7:28:59 PM | Steps 4, 5 and 6.................. and repeat.
how watching ten minutes of a porn movie makes you want to have sex all night, but watching an entire porn movie makes you never want to have sex again Try the FF and RW | |
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| Don't you find a porno movie boring sometimes?
Posted: 4/9/2007 7:32:56 PM | I'm w/ you on this one "sweet fishy", but how would I know that you'd not market what we might make together? This sort of porn is not so boring when you think about it this way,no? Of course, these could be used for training and self-improvement purposes.
"OK, Here's where you should've broken left and gone for the opening across the middle, instead of go long." | |
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| Don't you find a porno movie boring sometimes?
Posted: 4/9/2007 7:37:30 PM | Porn has it's uses. I don't watch it for it's scintillating conversation. The only time I really watch porn is purely for the visual. It's great for alone time. *wink* *wink*
Channel 124 came in really handy a couple weekends ago (my close friends will get that one!!) | |
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| Don't you find a porno movie boring sometimes?
Posted: 4/9/2007 7:39:17 PM | | I think porn is pretty fun, actually. Of course, I make my own porn so I guess it's a bit different....................................................................................................................................................................................................... | |
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| Don't you find a porno movie boring sometimes?
Posted: 4/9/2007 8:53:48 PM | | softcore is way better. I want to see motivation. I want to know why he is doing the girl. What is his motivation in it...why does she want him. I don't care to see the mechanical bits. I want to see longing and desperation...and all that jazz. | |
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kitn
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Joined: 3/15/2007
Msg: 19 | |
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| Don't you find a porno movie boring sometimes?
Posted: 4/9/2007 9:36:15 PM |
I don't want to watch some old fart plowing some 20 something girl knowing that she finds him repulsive and is only doing it for the 3 grand.
Yeah how the heck does Ron Jeremy do it? Do girls really love him?
could get my hands on some good ole' fashioned 70's porn
Debbie Does Dallas. Best ever! So natural and oh so cute.
There is a lot of amateur porn out there with real married couples having sex for the whole world to see.
I really enjoy Showcase on Fridays. They show some great movies ...more of the soft core nature that really is driven towards females. Lots of nudity..but leaving lots to the imagination...and showing females really enjoying themselves. That is more of a turn on for me than the fake plastic boobies, fake money shots ( the look on the guys faces is hilarious), fake mulitple orgasms of the professional porn industry. | |
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K-lo
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Joined: 7/31/2006
Msg: 21 | |
| Don't you find a porno movie boring sometimes?
Posted: 4/9/2007 10:03:46 PM |
Debbie Does Dallas. Ha ha ha. So funny that you mention good ole' Debbie. My best friend used to work at a video store in high school and they had "Debbie Does Dallas" in the private room. We would always come up with "Debbie Does" titles in hopes of future releases. I'm still waiting for "Debbie Does Dishes." I'll buy it on your recommendation. Maybe I'll pick up Texas Chainsaw Masacre too. I'm feeling nostalgic now. | |
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| Don't you find a porno movie boring sometimes?
Posted: 4/9/2007 10:52:52 PM | When I was young I watched porn...
butt then some guy said something to me...
"I do not see the point in getting off to a guy getting off"
ever since then I only watched lesbo porn....butt that stuff ain't never gonna happen. | |
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| Don't you find a porno movie boring sometimes?
Posted: 4/9/2007 10:58:28 PM | Yeah how the heck does Ron Jeremy do it? Do girls really love him?
I don't know of any women who find him attractive at all. He's greasy and always has been. UGH | |
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