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 vivre
Joined: 7/24/2006
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Thoughts to ponder :

Life is sexually transmitted.

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

I had amnesia once - or twice.

Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.

What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free?

They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.

Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.

It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

Higher beings from outer space may not want to tell us the secrets of life, because we're not ready. But maybe they'll change their tune after a little torture.
 whenyer_strange
Joined: 4/10/2006
Msg: 2
Things, I think, I think.
Posted: 4/14/2007 8:11:25 AM
Why the hell am I on a dating site? I already own a calendar and it doesn't whine so damn much. (ok, bad word association... I tried)

I don't understand some men's desire to have multiple women in the bedroom all at the same time. They should know by now that what's really going to happen is one is going to tell him to get his lazy ass out of bed and mow the grass, the other is going to gripe about his awful mother, the third one is going to tell him non-stop the latest gossip about her girlfriends, and two of them will be PMSing at the same time and want to kill him. :-p So much for the typical fantasy...
 grets
Joined: 11/11/2006
Msg: 3
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Posted: 4/16/2007 7:01:19 AM
yup.i laffed.a lot.think i peed a little too
 A_REAL_Sweetheart
Joined: 10/11/2005
Msg: 4
Things, I think, I think.
Posted: 4/17/2007 12:13:15 AM

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.


Very funny and thought provoking thread! Thanks for the laughs!
 IHAVEAMIND
Joined: 3/5/2007
Msg: 5
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Posted: 4/17/2007 2:18:21 AM
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