| The rusty trombone
Posted: 4/14/2007 2:03:16 PM | | I overheard someone at my job say he received the "rusty trombone." I had to google that one. I just could not bring myself to receive it because I would probably be laughing too hard. Your thoughts on this. I did not search but if its been done before, go ahead and delete. | |
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| The rusty trombone
Posted: 4/14/2007 2:07:17 PM | | I had to google that too... can't stop giggling! | |
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Posted: 4/14/2007 2:28:46 PM | lol i goggled it too(never heard that expression before...)
This is hilarious...
...But I would do it to my bf | |
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Posted: 4/14/2007 2:37:45 PM | | I could handle the reach around but aint nobody licking my a**hole. But that is some funny sh*t. | |
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Posted: 4/14/2007 2:39:27 PM |  I have to say I had to google it myself... never ever heard of that term LMAO... And I doubt I'd ever give a guy one myself | |
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| The rusty trombone
Posted: 4/14/2007 3:43:28 PM | | The rusty trombone is a sexual act performed typically in a standing position with knees and back slightly bent , with feet at least shoulder width apart in order to expose the anus. The other partner typically is on their knees behind the man and performs anilingus while reaching up beneath the testicles or around the body to masturbate the man, mimicking the motions of a trombone player. The act is defined primarily by the physical orientation of the partners and the combination of anilingus with penile masturbation, however other positions and variations are possible. | |
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Posted: 4/14/2007 3:53:15 PM | Easy to find out things like this. go to www.urbandictionary.com
I have many new names and phrases in my vocab thanks to this site.
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Posted: 4/14/2007 4:00:46 PM | | those same rusty trombone lovers also go for the "dirty sanchez" | |
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Posted: 4/14/2007 4:11:08 PM | | Yup doesn't sound appealing to me - not something high on my list of things to do!! I agree I would only be laughing!!! Not an attractive sight I am sure - no mirror sex for that one!!! | |
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Posted: 4/14/2007 4:24:37 PM | | YICK! Just looked up "dirty sanchez"! NO THANKS ! YICK! | |
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Posted: 4/14/2007 6:29:00 PM | note to self. when confronted with unfamiliar terminology.. ignorance is bliss.
that goes for this one, dirty sanchez, white dragon, angel kiss... | |
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Posted: 4/14/2007 7:17:02 PM | Hehe...have you ever listened to the Bob & Tom show?
Check out the Cleveland Steamer....let's talk EWWWWWWWWW!!! | |
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Posted: 4/14/2007 10:54:13 PM | | Had absolutely NO CLUE I do something referred to as a "rusty trombone"...that just seems WRONG.......always assumed stroking his c**k was a natural part of rimming him and would have much preferred to go to my grave NOT knowing there was another name for it!!! | |
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Posted: 4/14/2007 11:08:02 PM | Okay i will marry the first woman to do this to me! lmao rofl   | |
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Posted: 4/15/2007 5:02:44 AM | thats nothin!! you seen the crusty clarinet!! | |
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Posted: 4/15/2007 3:40:48 PM | Ah, I wonder if this is to be played alonside the f*ck trumpet....
http://www.devilskitchen.net/dk_blog/****_trumpet.jpg
Edit: Tsk - you'll to replace the **** with the rude f-word to make the link work. | |
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Posted: 4/15/2007 4:05:29 PM | Slow, we can always count on you to bring some wisdom and smiles out here.  LMFAO I couldn't receive it eather I would be lmfao too | |
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Posted: 4/15/2007 4:09:30 PM | | Alright guys, please TRY to get that ridiculous image the description conjures up out of your heads for a moment and realize, laughing is the LAST thing that would be on your mind!!!! | |
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Posted: 4/15/2007 5:42:58 PM | This has to be one of the funniest forums I've ever read only because the guys are laughing too! LOL So I try to picture this move and yes, I can see where the trombone part fits in . . . I can't stop laughing!!
I suppose congratulations is in order for your colleague! Oh Geeze!!
A Sweet Fishy Rocks! But c'mon now, it is kind of funny visualizing especially the trombone part! Does your hand ever get tired??!! More importantly, can you play the trombone with both hands in such a funky position?
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Posted: 4/15/2007 6:08:18 PM | As I told a friend today......somebody is gonna be REALLY upset when I get this image in my head and start laughing instead of doing what I originally intended!!! So yeah, it DOES sound absolutely hilarious!!! I jsut never thought of it as so funny until reading this thread!! However, the guys are just NEVER laughing while receiving!!!
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Posted: 4/15/2007 6:13:56 PM | See, I'm a realist, so I can't help wondering...
When playing the trombone, how do you know if you're hitting the right notes if you can't see his face for his ass blocking the view??? | |
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Posted: 4/15/2007 6:20:59 PM | More importantly, whadaya do when your tongue gets tired? Right hand plays, left finger tickles?? Can a toe fit into this equation??!! Ohhh, too funny!!
Good night all! And thanks for the laughs . . .this was a real good thread.
(I know, one posting a day. Sorry Mr/Ms Moderator). | |
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