| Funny Funny Stuff
Posted: 4/16/2007 7:22:31 AM | Heres a funny joke I heard a while back hope you enjoy!
There was an old man that lived on a hill with a large farm with his family, but they only had one animal on there farm and it was an ass. He decided one day that he was going to ride it to town to get some more animals, but there was a catch to it, it would only walk if you scratched it. So he did so and proceeded on to town. When he arrived there he saw a rooster in the window and decided that he would buy it, and told the teller he wanted to buy the rooster. The teller then replied sure no problem but we dont call them roosters here we call them****. So he bought it put it under his arm and continued on down the road where he saw a rabbit in the window and thought what a wonderful pet that would be for his daughter. He went inside and told the teller he would like to buy the rabbit, to which they replied sure but we dont call them rabbits here we call them pullets...which is a type of rabbit. So he bought the pullet stuck it under his other arm and went back down the road to return home but realized he had a problem and turned to ask a man nearby for a favor, and the man being a good person replied "sure anything what do you need?" The farmer was relieved and asked him if he would hold his****and pullet while he scratched his ass! 
Hope that makes your morning a little bit brighter! | |
|
| Funny Funny Stuff
Posted: 4/16/2007 2:20:31 PM | Right, one problem there sunshine, a pullet is a type of hen.
Another thing, this joke is far too long winded for such an unbelievably poor punch line.
In all I would give this joke a 1/10 which is frankly below par. | |
|
| Funny Funny Stuff
Posted: 4/16/2007 2:45:27 PM | OMG, that joke must be about my ex !
That's exactly what you have to do to him to get him to do anything! lmao
 | |
|
| Funny Funny Stuff
Posted: 4/17/2007 11:41:16 AM | at least he tried....perhaps u need to laff more....  | |
|
| Funny Funny Stuff
Posted: 4/18/2007 7:48:35 AM | yeah...sorry, its much better when told aloud! but i guess if you could read faster you would have less difficulty with it  | |
|
Home
login 
