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| How Can You Tell If Michael Jackson Is Having A Birthday Party?
Posted: 7/3/2009 5:09:31 PM | Farrah Fawcett dies and is greeted in heaven by god. God says," You have been so good to all the little children so I will grant you one wish." Farrah say," I want all the children of the world to be safe". There for god kills MJ..... | |
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| How Can You Tell If Michael Jackson Is Having A Birthday Party?
Posted: 7/4/2009 8:47:15 PM | I know some of these have been mentioned but .....
DID YOU HEAR ALL THE JOCKEYS AT HOLLYWOOD PARK ARE WEARING BLACK ARM BANDS IN MEMORY OF MICHAEL JACKSON..........HE RODE MORE THREE YEAR OLDS THAN THEY DID....
How do you know its bedtime at the Jackson house .... when the big hand touches the little hand ..
Micheal Jackson is being recycled into white plastic bags, so he can still be white, plastic and dangerous to small children
In heaven Michael Jackson meets Elvis Presley. Elvis asks are you the man who married my daughter? Michael replys yes, Elvis says thank god for that I'd heard she'd married a .
When Farrah Fawcett died god gave her ONE wish and she wished that all children would be safe so God killed Michael Jackson
Did you hear the tribute McDonalds is making to Micheal Jackson? They're creating a hamburger in his honor. It is going to be 50 year old meat in between 10 year old buns.
In recent days there has been some mis-communication, Michael Jackson didn't die in hospital of a heart attack. He is alive and was caught having a stroke in the childrens ward.
The hospital didn't know what to do with his body, giving that plastic recycling day was on Tuesdays and it was Wednesday, they had to think of something, eventually they chose to melt the corpse down and turn the excess plastic into recyclable cups for the children's ward, now the kids can forever wrap their lips around his rim.
What are Michael Jackson, Ed MacMahon, and Farrah Fawcett getting for Christmas this year? Patrick Swayze!
What does Micheal Jackson and caviar have in common. They both come on little white crackers
Pop is dead... our thoughts go out to Snap and Crackle at this moment in time..
I knew after Michael was acquitted that there would be another "arrest".
What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson and Arnold Schwarzenegger? Micheal Wasa
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? A. One became incredibly famous for an overnight bestseller that enthusiastically implored millions to "Beat It" and the other one wore a glove and danced backwards a lot....
For Michael Jackson's Funeral, the Priest asked his mother is she would like him Buried or Cremated. She said it was always Michaels wish to be Cremated. The Priest replyed 'But melting down all the Plastic in his body would be harmful to the Environment' His Mother replied 'I dont give a damn, atleast he will be Black again!
What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and a chameleon? They both change colors.
Michael Jackson's attorney told him he could only date twenty-nine year olds. Michael replied, "That many?"
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? A: He thought it was a delivery service.
It's official, Bubbles is the 2nd richest monkey in the world after Michael Jordan.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett? A: about 3 hrs
A guy walks past the morgue where Michael Jackson is lying and he hears Jackson's music playing backwards. He asks the mortitian why the music is playing backwards and he says it's just Michael de-composing...
Surprisingly enough, Jacko never got in trouble for his little crack addiction then again he wasn't doing drugs
MICHAEL JACKSON AND JOAN RIVERS BOTH HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM AT THE PEARLY GATES THEY BOTH HAVE HAD THEIR FACES LIFFTED SO MANY TIMES THEIR REAL FACE BEAT THEM THRU THE GATES 14 YEARS AGO..
What was Michael Jacksons last hit??? The floor
Doctors are still trying to determine the exact cause of Michael Jackson's death. They've ruled out sunshine, they've discounted moonlight, and they're pretty certain it wasn't good times, so they're now blaming it on the boogie.
Seriously it's really insensitive to be sending all these Michael Jackson jokes out, remember all the people he's touched over the years, especially the children. | |
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