| list 1 positive thing about being single
Posted: 5/6/2007 11:08:44 AM | this subject has no limit, the more bizarre the better. just remember to list only 1 so as not to limit what others might say.
im aware this might seem un approprite to some, but here it goes. as i was changing my bedding today i had to laugh at my awareness that i was single and atleast i didnt have to change the bedding as much as if i wasnt.
is it i sign of bad things when i start laughing out loud at this realization?
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| list 1 positive thing about being single
Posted: 5/6/2007 11:35:21 AM | Tom Waits wrote a song about this subject:
all my friends are married
every Tom and****and Harry
you must be strong
to go it alone
here's to the bachelors
and the bowery bums
and those who feel that they're the ones
who are better off without a wife
I like to sleep until the crack of noon
midnight howlin' at the moon
goin' out when I wanto, comin' home when I please
I don't have to ask permission
if I want to go out fishing
and I never have to ask for the keys
never been no Valentino
had a girl who lived in Reno
left me for a trumpet player
didn't get me down
he was wanted for assault
though he said it weren't his fault
well the coppers rode him right
out of town
(chorus)
selfish about my privacy
as long as I can be with me
we get along so well I can't believe
I love to chew the fat with folks
and listen to all your dirty jokes
I'm so thankful for these friends
I do receive
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| list 1 positive thing about being single
Posted: 5/6/2007 12:03:35 PM | | buying anything i want.......i cant' stand when women return stuff and say "my bf/husband didn't like it on me" pffffffffftttttttttttt that'll be the day! lol | |
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| list 1 positive thing about being single
Posted: 5/6/2007 12:19:24 PM | less laundry, house stays cleaner, no toothpaste spit wads in the sink, no shaving cream and stubble residue in the sink, no more finding a half a piece of toilet paper on the roll so that technically he didn't finish it so he doesn't have to replace, no more finding a bottle of soda in the fridge with a half a mouthful left, no more stacks and stacks of automotive magazines next to the toilet
oops, sorry, that's more than one! lol | |
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| list 1 positive thing about being single
Posted: 5/6/2007 12:28:58 PM | All of the above!
Miss companionship but.......... not always!
Do what I want, when I want, with whom I please. Yipee. Love it.
When I put something somewhere it is still there when I need it again. No mysteries.
No more ghost taking things. lol | |
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| list 1 positive thing about being single
Posted: 5/6/2007 2:11:15 PM | I like this thread.. much better than all the whining that goes on in here, and it's Albertan too.. nice :)
One positive thing? ONE? How limiting, lol... fine then, the fact that I can flirt as much as I want ;) | |
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