K-lo
| Joined: 7/31/2006 Msg: 2 | |
| why cant they give head properly? Posted: 5/22/2007 6:55:59 AM | | Teach them. And that goes both ways. And, if they are unwilling to vary it up and do it the way that pleases you . . . then they probably have worse traits than giving bad head. | |
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| why cant they give head properly? Posted: 5/22/2007 6:57:58 AM | | Maybe it's because you're not communicating properly with him about what pleases you... But I think it's because you're one of the wenches that just hates men. You did post in your profile under favorite activities "beer and making fun of men" Get your girlfriend to take care of you | |
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| why cant they give head properly? Posted: 5/22/2007 7:02:05 AM | LOL Unless you communicate what YOU like hes never going to know ..
Also Ihave never seen a dry tongue .. strange.. | |
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K-lo
| Joined: 7/31/2006 Msg: 6 | |
| why cant they give head properly? Posted: 5/22/2007 7:02:41 AM | | I honestly can't recall a time that anything has been "dry" down there during a good eating. And, if it were . . . THEN I'd be bummed out. | |
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| why cant they give head properly? Posted: 5/22/2007 7:03:33 AM | well any man that ever gave me head was great cause i made them great a lil direction goes a ling waythat should keep your happy | |
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| why cant they give head properly? Posted: 5/22/2007 7:43:46 AM | I always equated oral with some moisture!?!??! If you are talking extreme excess saliva then tell him to stop spitting continually on ya!!! I really can't remember any guy being that bad!! Maybe you just don't like it very much?!?!?  | |
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| why cant they give head properly? Posted: 5/22/2007 8:01:51 AM | | OP, what you may not realize is that most all woman like their 'tongue' served in a way that meets their own personal 'appetite.' I've know some that prefer to be taken care of as if they were a sloppy joe. Meaning you gotta move all around that thing and move quickly. Others that preferred being treated as if playing hide and seek, ya gotta sneak up on that little fellow he he he. The little fellow in the boat belongs to you, tell your lover how you want him to 'paddle', lol. If your man thinks there's only one way to get a woman's engine going, well, maybe you need to find another skipper, har har har. | |
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| why cant they give head properly? Posted: 5/22/2007 8:20:13 AM | | WELL FROM A MANS POINT OF VIEW IT DEPENDS ON THE WOMAN...IF ITS SLOPPY THAT MEANS HE DONT WANT TO BE THERE...YOU NEED TO FIND SOMEONE WHO ENJOYS IT AND WANTS TO BE DOWN THERE...AND IT WILL BE JUST RIGHT AND ALLS YOU HAVE TO DO IS JUST LAY BACK AND ENJOY IT...COME AND SEE ME I WILL SHOW YOU...LOL | |
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| why cant they give head properly? Posted: 5/22/2007 8:25:32 AM | I love it wet and sloppy. *Oh darn, did I just type that out loud?* Ha! It all depends on the girl really.  | |
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| why cant they give head properly? Posted: 5/22/2007 8:26:18 AM |
Why cant men never seem to go down properly? You OP are either choosing idiot men to have sex with you, or you don't know how to communicate what you need exactly to get off. | |
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| why cant they give head properly? Posted: 5/22/2007 8:28:04 AM | Lizards are good in bed. Got long tonuges. And they make this hissing sound and will pay for pizza when it arrives.
"OP, what you may not realize is that most all woman like their 'tongue' served in a way that meets their own personal 'appetite.' I've know some that prefer to be taken care of as if they were a sloppy joe. Meaning you gotta move all around that thing and move quickly. Others that preferred being treated as if playing hide and seek, ya gotta sneak up on that little fellow he he he. The little fellow in the boat belongs to you, tell your lover how you want him to 'paddle', lol. If your man thinks there's only one way to get a woman's engine going, well, maybe you need to find another skipper, har har har. | |
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| why cant they give head properly? Posted: 5/22/2007 8:39:18 AM | Since when is dining out supposed to be 'dry?' Weird. It's just saliva...I don't consider it dining out if I don't have to clean up afterwards, LOL.
Anyway, in my experience the guys who aren't that great at giving head haven't done it that much. When I first gave a BJ, I was terrified! There's a lot of stuff down there to deal with...it can be overwhelming if you haven't done it much before. They'll (hopefully) get more experience and will get better at it. But in the meantime, you have to guide and direct them as much as possible. Most of them will at least try to do what you're asking, they want to please you too, you have to remember that. They don't want to be known as 'the guy who gave bad head.'
Or, on the other hand, if they're one of those arrogant fellows who thinks they can do no wrong, and chastises YOU for not enjoying it, and implies there might be something wrong with you...well, that's a bit of a challenge, there. | |
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| why cant they give head properly? Posted: 5/22/2007 8:55:41 AM | Just show me the dinner table. I may not be the best at giving head or maybe not very good at all but dammit I'm willing to put in the hours practising if you are.
Hi Ho Hi Ho its off to work I go......
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| why cant they give head properly? Posted: 5/22/2007 9:41:32 AM | smurfan i had the same problem as u until i met a great guy on this site(not giving his username or everyone wud want a piece of him! )i never enjoyed oral coz the men i dated were lazy and only after what they wanted...well have i been rewarded for all the crap ones haha the right guy will surprise u some day and blow your socks off haha....good luck in finding a good un.....ruth................... | |
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| why cant they give head properly? Posted: 5/22/2007 10:41:09 AM | | LOL what the hell its not like when guys were growing up could they go to their parents (usually) and say Mom dad how do you eat ****! Their clueless you have to train them and some guys are very slow learners! I bet at first you didnt give them the best BJ in the world it takes time to learn and every guy is diff just like every girl is diff and some dont like it at all! | |
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| why cant they give head properly? Posted: 5/22/2007 11:14:47 AM | If the guy is a sensitive lover , he will try to find out how you like it and what you dont like , but it does take communication between the two of you
There are as many ways to do it as there women who enjoy it - nobody is exactly the same or like s exactly the same thing .......
Right - talking about being sloppy, I'm off to wash the car ........ | |
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| why cant they give head properly? Posted: 5/22/2007 11:25:09 AM | | I'm kind of confused that you don't like things wet. Every woman I've ever gone down on preferred to be wet and sloppy. It makes it easier for our tongue to slide around that way. Some guys can't go down on a woman properly,but they just need more practice.Ii've never had any complaints personally. | |
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Karen5
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| why cant they give head properly? Posted: 5/22/2007 12:23:18 PM | OP...it isn't all men, just the ones that can't do any better than a man bashing b.... like you...
I bet you really try to blow when you give a BJ... | |
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| why cant they give head properly? Posted: 5/22/2007 12:24:19 PM | | Communicate with the guy. One time you might like it done a certain way and then the next time different...sooo tell him.The wetter, the more fun.Not all guys are terrible at it. The majority of menIv'e been with, know what to do...unless they're into pleasing themselves, and that's why you have to suggest different ways to him. Good luck you deserve to be satisfied too. | |
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| why cant they give head properly? Posted: 5/22/2007 12:44:16 PM |
men should practise eating fish more often! From a disappointed fishowner
Well here's an idea... WASH THAT STINKY LUMP OF FLESH so it's actually pleasing to be down on.
men should practise eating fish more often! From a disappointed fishowner
Well here's an idea... WASH THAT STINKY LUMP OF FLESH so it's actually pleasing to be down on. | |
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