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Posted: 5/22/2007 5:54:52 PM | For those who aren't good at, or don't like, telling jokes: here's a shortcut. Just give us the punchline! If people think it's funny, they'll laugh. And if not, at least you haven't wasted a lot of their time by making them read through the whole joke -- just to get to an unfunny punchline! Especially if it's one they've heard hundreds of times, which is probably the case. Also good for folks who don't like to read jokes and skip to the end anyway. Here's a chance to show your sense of humor in brief. Have fun!
Here's one of my favorites:
"What, and give up show business?"
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Posted: 5/23/2007 2:35:12 AM | "What God wants - he keeps!"
(So stolen from Short Circuit, lol.) | |
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Posted: 5/23/2007 4:58:49 AM | So my brudda puts the panties on his head and says "Yup, Dese il Fitt er"
PA Dutch Joke. :) | |
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Posted: 5/23/2007 5:28:32 AM | "The Aristocrats"
Cheers! | |
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Posted: 5/23/2007 7:55:47 AM | "Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!"
and
"I came all this way just to hear some @$$hole sing me moon river????" | |
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Posted: 6/5/2007 6:25:50 AM | | To get to the other tide. | |
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Posted: 6/5/2007 9:09:08 PM | | Your gonna put what where??? | |
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Posted: 6/6/2007 1:15:50 AM | "I just picked the scabs off."
"I just what to know what that turkey did to end up in there."
Getting the blood out of the clown suit. | |
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Posted: 6/7/2007 10:55:13 PM | | So.. how *do* you start a flood..? | |
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Posted: 2/10/2008 10:20:36 PM | | "But did you see how WIDE that runway was?" | |
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Posted: 2/11/2008 6:17:02 AM | | thats not the pyjama cord | |
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Posted: 2/11/2008 6:58:11 AM | | Hey! I told you I'm crazy.... not stupid! | |
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Posted: 2/11/2008 6:29:22 PM | | Well, darlin'.. if I'da known y'all had more time, I'da taken off my pantyhose.. | |
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Posted: 2/13/2008 1:35:57 PM | | .....two men walk into a bar...you'd o thought the 2nd one may have seen it.. bum bum | |
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Posted: 2/13/2008 2:53:27 PM | | .... and when the policeman walked in, the rabbie ran off, the vicar blushed and the nun blamed it all on the labrador! | |
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Posted: 2/13/2008 3:57:32 PM | | i know what the problem is...your face...it look ezachary like a your ass! | |
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Posted: 2/13/2008 8:04:16 PM | | " the last thing i remember is seeing the monkey trying to put the cork back in!!!" | |
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Posted: 2/13/2008 11:15:03 PM | If we could find my car keys, we could DRIVE out of here!
(that one always cracks me up!) | |
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Posted: 2/15/2008 3:55:20 AM | | I dont care how crazy they are, psychos dont explode when sunlight hits them. | |
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Posted: 2/15/2008 7:01:41 AM | Honey! This ones eating my popcorn!
I don't even know the beginning of this one but everytime I watch MIB I can't help but laugh and then ponder..."Whats the rest!" | |
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Posted: 2/16/2008 3:00:44 AM | | 'what did you expect for $5.......... a lobster? | |
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Posted: 2/16/2008 9:28:12 PM | I'm not Happy ya know !!
Ok, Monica you can go now
No, but I like the way you think
When you become a Monk, I'll tell you
We were at your birthday party yesterday
I have the airbag
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Posted: 4/9/2008 3:04:32 PM | | I know, but you're standing on my foot. | |
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Posted: 4/9/2008 3:59:34 PM | | It's pronounced heinlich manuver!!!! | |
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Posted: 4/9/2008 6:44:07 PM | A newspaper, or a sunburned nun, zebra, penguin or panda! So what's the question? Give up? What's the first joke you learned when you were a little tyke?  | |
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