| Men who don't smoke......
Posted: 5/25/2007 5:31:02 AM | (Dedicated to Leafslady and Rory let's get the party started)
Men who don't smoke
Will never be in my bed for a poke
The nicotine I crave
Will make me his bed slave
No minty breath does it for me
It's the ashtray mouth ,I want you see
His morning coughs make me hot
The nonsmoking man I never give a second thought
Men who don't smoke ,light up I say
Us smoking women want to play
Holding the cigarette between your fingers
Oh how the nicotine smell must linger
On our wedding day
Put that fancy diamond away
With this smoke ring ,I thee wed
I promise to be your smokin babe till we are dead | |
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| Men who don't smoke......
Posted: 5/25/2007 6:19:06 AM | 
Bravo!Author!Encore!
You've spun off the thread from the "over 30",
That was downright funny(and sometimes dirty),
A lighthearted peek at the militant non-smoker,
Whose beliefs they wore,like a armor moniker,
A tribute to my "Smokin' Sistah",
Of Marlboro Lights,and Naked twister,
So you light one up,and I'll flick my Bic,
And let's get this party stared real quick! | |
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| Men who don't smoke......
Posted: 5/25/2007 6:19:33 AM |      
I smoke two to three packs a day
So am I welcome in your bed to poke away?
I like to light one up while receiving oral
Get my d1ck puffed on while I enjoy a Doral
Hold on, let me set this ashtray on your back
Try not to spill it as I run my tongue around your snatch
Yeah, I really will blow smoke up your ass
Bring a whole new pleasure to passing gas
Marathon sex allows for no breaks
So I'll just light up another as I slide in my snake
 arf | |
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| Men who don't smoke......
Posted: 5/25/2007 6:35:11 AM | LMAO ^^^^ Leafs and Brawny
Smokers and Nonsmokers alike
Feel free to post your poems in delight
This thread is for humor
So please keep the wads out of your bloomers | |
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| Men who don't smoke......
Posted: 5/25/2007 6:37:41 AM | Haha, you men have it made in the shade
Setting an ashtray on our backs;
Some hot pumping action that scratches that itch
And at the same time, sates your nic attack.
I think, to be fair, you should share the remote
While we do this balancing feat;
Some HNIC, beer, gyrations and groans...
Could life get any more sweet?!
Lol guess a girl can dream,
But one question does me vex;
Just what the heck do all those non-smokers
Actually do anyway, after sex?! | |
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| Men who don't smoke......
Posted: 5/25/2007 7:04:15 AM | Hump me like a "Camel",
Ride me like the "Malboro Man",
Tease me on a snowy "Eve",
So sensual and "Kool",
Park your ship in my "Old Port",
Let's see that "Peter,Jackson"!
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| Men who don't smoke......
Posted: 5/25/2007 7:19:16 AM |
Go ahead and light that tiparillo
I'll just be flossing my teeth with your brillo
Inhale deeply as I insert a finger or two
You'd be smoking anyway from the heat within you
Pull me up by the hair and give me a kiss
Let me taste that nicotine on your lips
Push me back down and take another pull
And then light up another cause I ain't even close to full
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| Men who don't smoke......
Posted: 5/25/2007 8:46:19 AM | Twas the night before my date , when all through the house,
The only two smoking were me and my mouse.
My cigarettes were laid on my table with care,
In hopes that my smoking date would soon would be there.
I knew I should be nestled all snug in my bed,
But too many visions of a smoking man danced in my head.
Extra smokes laid in my lap,
I knew I should close my eyes, atleast get a nap.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I burnt my hair as I sprang from my chair to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
A cigarette hanging from my mouth, I looked below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But my smoking man ,with ice cold beer . | |
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| Men who don't smoke......
Posted: 5/25/2007 11:21:24 AM | OP, LEAFS, DAWG, Sweetness!! I just got back from a 6 hour dental visit and LMAO at this thread. I had so much fun reading all of these posts!!
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| Men who don't smoke......
Posted: 5/25/2007 6:03:23 PM |
With this smoke ring ,I thee wed
Hump me like a "Camel",
Ride me like the "Malboro Man",
I flossed my baccy-purple teeth with Players Light rolling paper;
Twirled 'round the rec room with a menthol in a caper.
My sweetheart's coming home with a carton of cigarillos
And a huge honking Cuban cigar in the shape of a dildo.
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| Men who don't smoke......
Posted: 5/26/2007 12:55:33 PM | That's alright, darlin. You don't have to write anything...
just blow your smoke upon the screen
mentholated deep heated exhale of my teeth are green
very popular in the steamroom, if yanno what I mean
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| Men who don't smoke......
Posted: 5/26/2007 1:58:47 PM |
And a huge honking Cuban cigar in the shape of a dildo.
The 'Lewinski' special....
1 hour between work shifts,
The mellow smoke ring drifts,
Inhaling deeply I savor,
The addictive nicotine flavor,
Matinee Extra mild,
Driving my senses wild.
Smoke 'em if ya got 'em! | |
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| Men who don't smoke......
Posted: 5/26/2007 3:58:32 PM | ^^^^^^^^
Monica
And let’s not forget
The smoking gun
Red dress
Like dragon breath
Undeniable proof
She was there
......Smokin! | |
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| Men who don't smoke......
Posted: 5/26/2007 4:16:49 PM | its nearly july
and this side of the pond
all smokers are banned
from civil society
to
be forced into the shadows
to drag and to gasp
to huddle together
in all weather
to
say i am jelous
would be an exageration
but my god
gasping in the shadows
is my kind of heaven | |
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| Men who don't smoke......
Posted: 5/27/2007 7:11:12 PM | One smoke left within my pack,
And then I have to hit the sack,
Morning comes,like gloom it's hung,
As I start to coughing up a lung. | |
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| Men who don't smoke......
Posted: 5/27/2007 7:16:48 PM | My rod, like a boom , is hung,
Fishing for a filter-tipped smoking bombshell;
The air is smoky, but clean's my one lung.
The swirling blue smoke I lovingly dispell.
I just made an ash of myself
When I butted out my butt on my butt;
I put the tar in the back of the top shelf
Where the muscatel is ready to pour over my cuts. | |
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| Men who don't smoke......
Posted: 5/27/2007 8:32:58 PM | No smoken for me........................tryed once when I was a kiddie
Took a nice big puff.........................out came my lunch and stuff
If cigarettes were like men............I surly would be addicted then
Some smokers get in a rut........................I myself like a nice butt
Everyone saying butt out......I say give me your cigar, till I shout
I am glad not to smoke............but I sure smoke with a good poke | |
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| Men who don't smoke......
Posted: 5/27/2007 10:01:01 PM | LMAO some goood ones you guys.....
He leaves in a huff
As I take another puff
He hates my smoke
I love to provoke
Nicotine is my addiction
Stupidity is his affliction
Out to change me ,is he
Without my Marlboros,he'd live 5 minutes around me | |
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| Men who don't smoke......
Posted: 5/27/2007 10:28:54 PM | ^^^ He'd only last about 2 minutes around me.
I actually one day did have the fancy
That perhaps I might actually quit;
But once I moved down here to the South
I gave me a slap, and self-chastised "you nit!"
The nine bucks per pack
Up in BC, made me glum;
But down here in Virginia
There are deals of 'two-for-one'!
Didn't even need to do the math
And PDQ nixed that 'quitting path'. | |
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| Men who don't smoke......
Posted: 5/27/2007 10:47:46 PM | - FLORIDA NON-SMOKER EXCEPT,... -
Erik does not smoke on any wild pack
Nor Ganga or cigars or pipes of tobac
But there is one place that I brag without joke
For plug in my lighter and in bed I smoke
If you have a socket, well I have the plug
Creating wild heat with a girl that's my drug!
I never much worried if she smoked or not
Except for duration once the sex got hot
But long as she wheezing as she gasps for more
I'll speed up the pace and burn up the floor
So puff when you can at last catch breath in lips
And dont mind the workout that burns up your hips
For setting the maidens bed deep in the fire
Is something that all Vikings rate on much higher
So puff on your cigs but save flex on your lips
I'm just a bit thicker than filters they grip
Nonsmoker but still fun and full of great humor
No panty wad crying like some baby boomer
So oral fixation? I'm sure you'll do great
At playing with fire and Vikings up late
- Erik - hahahahaha,... | |
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| Men who don't smoke......
Posted: 5/28/2007 12:28:54 AM | LMAO Sweet
LMAO skjoldhus ....TRULY AWESOME Keep'um coming :-)
(lets show my sweeter side,get ready to barf ya'll)
Oh how I love thee,let me count the ways
You lighting my cigarettes, without hesitation or delays
The glow in your eyes ,as you flick your bic
My love for you runneth over , my heart does a flip
A warm and tingly feeling rushes over me
I soon realize it's not love,you set the chair on fire goofy | |
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| Men who don't smoke......
Posted: 5/28/2007 5:20:35 AM | I smoked ten years
twenty five years ago
walked away from it
I did.
Smoke in a room
now
as little as it may be
somehow now
my own body recognizes it
for what it really is
and constricts my air passages.
I can breathe little air then
and suffocating it feels.
This is the reason
people that quit
are more difficult to be with
you
than those who never were smokers
at all. | |
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| Men who don't smoke......
Posted: 5/28/2007 6:15:59 AM | i used to smoke a pipe
a strange sight i suppose
for a 16 year old
but it was fun at the time
and the smell is to die for
then i discovered
with insight and age
there were other odours
i would prefer in my nose | |
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| Men who don't smoke......
Posted: 5/28/2007 7:12:31 PM | nine bucks a pack
that's a lot of dough
at those prices
cigs would have to go | |
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