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 CrimsonKimono

Joined: 10/11/2006
Msg: 1
If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 5/28/2007 4:23:22 PM
You are driving down a lonely highway when a brilliant light appears above your car. Suddenly, the car lifts off the ground and momentarily, you are staring into the face of a typical grey alien. He gives you the choice of explaining what sex is in one sentence or else they are going to start probing. (This, of course, is via mental telepathy.)

Give us your best one sentence explanation of what sex is but you can't duplicate what anyone else told the alien. Apart from the physical act itself, I'm betting it will be very difficult to explain just what sex is. Do we really know?

 eazk

Joined: 9/8/2006
Msg: 2
If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 5/28/2007 7:39:34 PM
To an alien I would say "Sex is the physical act of expressing your most intimate emotions with another person".
 DebiSHB

Joined: 1/2/2007
Msg: 3
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If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 5/28/2007 7:40:52 PM
Ok I guess I'll start cause I certainly don't wanna be probed by aliens lol.......

Sex is something that is often confused with love, used as a bargaining tool, sold at a very steep price, also a method of creating life, but should be a celebration of the love between two people in a commited relationship.

Now that's one heck of a long sentence lol!!

(edit) OH He beat me to it LOL I thought I was going first!!
 *mandrake*

Joined: 9/19/2006
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If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 5/28/2007 7:55:49 PM
I'd just look at the alien and say "bend over and I'll show you what it is!" and hope it is female!
 FKA ~dsl4340~

Joined: 10/2/2006
Msg: 5
If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 5/28/2007 7:57:17 PM
ok CK this is a good one! lets see one sentence without repeating anything above..........

you put your manhood in my womanhood area and pound till you explode....................



 EastSideEddie

Joined: 8/13/2006
Msg: 6
If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 5/28/2007 8:28:54 PM
You need to have experience in any area of endeavor before you can attempt to explain it to anybody.

Even an alien.

I'd have to say "Gleek glorp glooblefrtzit."

Which of course is alien for "I have no clue."
 CrimsonKimono

Joined: 10/11/2006
Msg: 7
If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 5/28/2007 8:31:31 PM
EastSideEddie, then prepare for a probing!

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 EastSideEddie

Joined: 8/13/2006
Msg: 8
If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 5/28/2007 8:44:44 PM
Promises promises.....
 harleycwgrl74

Joined: 10/2/2006
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If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 5/28/2007 9:55:04 PM
OMG DSL, I love you sister...you never cease to make me bust up laughing....

my explaination of sex at this point in my life would be...

Sex is something I have to do alone with vibrating toys that take various sized batteries..
 ISO_Best_Friend

Joined: 7/26/2006
Msg: 10
If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 5/28/2007 11:28:54 PM
Damn Kelly that is too much to handle lol lol
 amybbad*

Joined: 4/9/2007
Msg: 11
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If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 5/29/2007 1:56:52 AM
The joining of the penis and vagina in an erotic, passionate, joyful, sweaty union, that lasts anywhere from 2 to 60 minutes.
 ColsOh1

Joined: 10/9/2006
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If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 5/29/2007 3:07:06 AM
Everyone knows that aliens are green, not gray.







 julesbloomers

Joined: 8/20/2005
Msg: 13
If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 5/29/2007 3:44:06 AM
Well you have to know what it is that you are explaining before you can explain it an alien or anyone...
 CrimsonKimono

Joined: 10/11/2006
Msg: 14
If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 5/29/2007 3:47:37 AM
Colsoh1, there are several species of aliens, one of which is the grays. Actually, these are the most prevalent that people see.

At any rate, your answer is not good enough either so get acquainted. You're in for a probing.

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 CrimsonKimono

Joined: 10/11/2006
Msg: 15
If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 5/29/2007 3:50:56 AM
Oh, my, oh, my! julesbloomers has had it now. They won't let her off that ship for a looooooooong time. Do you suppose they want to know about foreplay as well?

Commence probing!

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 SilverIon

Joined: 5/9/2006
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If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 5/29/2007 3:53:06 AM
I am thinking that it would just be easier to show than to tell....
 lonie1971

Joined: 3/16/2007
Msg: 17
If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 5/29/2007 6:39:14 AM
bend over you sawed off little fart its been 4 months ill show ya!
 Singlemale1962

Joined: 9/21/2006
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If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 5/29/2007 9:01:21 AM
Hmm Maybe " You take your alien probe and put it into area 51 and then in 9 months later the mothership has landed."
 countrytat

Joined: 2/1/2006
Msg: 19
If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 5/29/2007 9:03:22 AM
SEX=PROBE IN HOLE!!!
 eazk

Joined: 9/8/2006
Msg: 20
If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 5/29/2007 9:15:28 AM
OK.....somewhat OT, but as I already posted an answer I should now get to pose a question without being probed.

While we all have interpretted this to be the verb form of sex instead of the noun, why is it the majority of the answers have to do with the physical act and not the psychological or the emotional act?
 CrimsonKimono

Joined: 10/11/2006
Msg: 21
If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 5/29/2007 9:32:51 AM
^^^Isn't that what is so difficult about this exercise? I have been trying to formulate a sentence without referring to the physical act and that is very difficult. Is it spiritual? Is it in the realm of the soul? Am still working on my sentence. Hope I don't get probed before I get it composed!

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 Dreamsalot

Joined: 9/19/2006
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If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 5/29/2007 9:38:54 AM
The physical expression of love between two people!

Has that been said...sorry if it has
 harleycwgrl74

Joined: 10/2/2006
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If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 5/29/2007 1:48:29 PM
WOW Brian you got my name right this time
 FKA ~dsl4340~

Joined: 10/2/2006
Msg: 24
If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 5/29/2007 1:59:17 PM
LMAO...............................yes it helps to get the names right Brian! LMAO....................

you know a man has too many girls when he can't keep their names straight! LOL

luv ya brian...............

 loraz0

Joined: 1/30/2007
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If an alien kidnapped you, how would you explain sex in one sentence?
Posted: 5/29/2007 3:37:52 PM
Guess it depends on the context of the word.

1) The term we use to delineate gender. (What sex are you on an application)
2) The physical act of reproduction. (The biological act alone)

Making love is the emotional side. Way different than sex. I dont think I could tackle that one in a single sentence.
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