| Perks for Being over 50
Posted: 6/5/2007 5:49:36 AM | 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
4. People call at 9 pm and ask, Did I wake you?
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat supper at 4 pm.
9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. | |
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| Perks for Being over 50
Posted: 6/7/2007 10:15:59 AM | O.P.
It's sad that I am falling apart long after the warrenty ran out! lol | |
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| Perks for Being over 50
Posted: 6/7/2007 3:04:11 PM | Dusty..isnt that the way it always is lol...we hit 50 and dam everything falls apart....we have a car runs great till 1 week after the warranty haha.... | |
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| Perks for Being over 50
Posted: 7/26/2009 7:13:39 PM | Oh I wrote to you tonight and i was wondering what the heck is this do you really want my opinion on old age ? 50 was a good age it is when you get over 60 that is bad. then you start to hurt when you get up in the morning. I think it is the diet. If a person watches what they eat and if they stay active they will not age so fast and will feel good. I think to stay and look young creams honey creams on the body especially the face and you will not wrinkle I am 63 and I might have one or two of them and it is because of this. So hang in there and think young and act young and you will be young oh by the way try not to get depressed either.  | |
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