| Canadian *REJECTION* (No Yukon for me)
Posted: 6/18/2007 6:51:41 AM | I was penpals to an older lady who lives in Canada (far, far from me). I live in the southern U.S. and have never been to Canada. As a joke, I told her I was going to the Yukon to mine for gold, and she should meet me there. I asked, "where's a good place to meet in the Yukon Territory?"
NO RESPONSE--She cut off ALL communication. I sent another message explaining it was a joke, but still nothing.
Like a bunny rabbit, the mere mention of 'meet' made her run for the hills!
And I didn't even know where the Yukon is, I had to look it up on a map. | |
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| Canadian *REJECTION* (No Yukon for me)
Posted: 6/18/2007 7:02:46 AM | Maybe you should have told here you were already at the Yukon and had hit it Rich, then ask her to help you spend the money.
Wonder what way she would have ran then????....lol | |
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| Canadian *REJECTION* (No Yukon for me)
Posted: 6/18/2007 11:35:17 AM | | Yukon meet me by the sign that says: "Welcome To The Yukon"; now 'mine' you, don't be late! If I need further directions on how to get there, Alaska (I'll ask yuh). | |
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| Canadian *REJECTION* (No Yukon for me)
Posted: 6/18/2007 4:44:44 PM | Wild Artist, you trying to say the woman's a gold digger?  That's funny!! Of course it has to be true, she is from the Yukon and all! (Us Canucks can be sooooo terrible for that...don't find them anywhere else!) I'm sure she would love to be with a rich guy who has no interest in where she is from and displays no tact....
OP, maybe she saw into your ignorance and decided she wanted to communicate with somebody who took simple geography in junior high school..FYI, I can identify pretty all of the states and tell you what their capital city is...I guess you have to be interested in that kind of thing...you know, that there is a world beyond your backyard
I don't think it was the word 'meet' that sent her heading for the hills.
Now, mush, mush doggies! Time to get back to the igloo to fry up some whale blubber for supper! Trade ya'll a kilogram of blubber and some prime Alberta beef for a pound of your grits | |
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| Canadian *REJECTION* (No Yukon for me)
Posted: 6/18/2007 5:36:18 PM | | Dude. We Canadians don't like the little comments about our land. It makes us mad when people poke fun at Canada. Its not like we are running around making fun of the USA now are we eh? | |
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| Canadian *REJECTION* (No Yukon for me)
Posted: 6/18/2007 6:44:30 PM | What do you mean we don't make fun of americans. Where you in a coma.
To Op. Common knowledge about Canada. The further north you go. The colder it gets. Now Im not going any further then Calgary. Get's cold enough. Yukon. That is bloody cold. Who wants to live somewhere, where you are most likely to end up peeing out ice cubes.
If your really disgusting. This is gross, but have to share it with you anyway. Put a stick up your butt. Pull it out, fudgecicle. Ewww. That was bad. | |
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| Canadian *REJECTION* (No Yukon for me)
Posted: 6/19/2007 7:58:15 PM | They also don't care about who's troops they are bombing, but thats another story entirely.
Frankly if someone from the US asked me to meet them in the Yukon, I'd ask them to meet in alaska instead, if you're going to pick one of the coldest places in canada to do it, even as a joke, then I'll at least one you up on the joke and make you freeze your buns off in the process.
now MUSH | |
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| Canadian *REJECTION* (No Yukon for me)
Posted: 6/21/2007 10:10:54 AM | | Well I don't like making fun of someone just cause they are from a different place...Its sterotype and it hurts when someone gets laughter out of some of the shit they say about us Canadians. | |
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| Canadian *REJECTION* (No Yukon for me)
Posted: 6/21/2007 11:30:30 AM |
Well I don't like making fun of someone just cause they are from a different place...Its sterotype and it hurts when someone gets laughter out of some of the shit they say about us Canadians
somebody call the WAAAaaahmbulance for this guy cuz I love canadian jokes and I wish there were more of them. So long as their funny bring them on...stereotypes welcome!
And what 'shit' do they say about canadians? I never hear any, everybody seems to like us - its almost disgusting. The only shit I see online is always aimed at the US. They deserve it of course but still...
--Don (a canadian) | |
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| Canadian *REJECTION* (No Yukon for me)
Posted: 6/21/2007 3:29:28 PM | I like some canadian beer! Molsons is good. I have been to canada as a kid. my 1st stepmom was from Newfoundland, and had relatives in Quebec. I visited both as a kid. I remember the people being very nice! But dang it man, I hate it when I get a canadian quarter, and some idiot wont take it! But I am in Georgia, so I guess its too far away!  | |
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| Canadian *REJECTION* (No Yukon for me)
Posted: 6/21/2007 4:19:46 PM | Don't they ever teach you as too WHEN and WHEN NOT to open your mouth in schools???....
All I can say is that up to now all that I can see is that you as a country are picking on other countries with no recognizable army so it’s nothing to brag about…
Also your countries latest victim being Iraq...Do I have to remind you that the world is still waiting to see the weapons of mass destruction, which your leaders led the rest of us to believe that is what they were suppose to have.
All that happened is that you bombed schools and killed innocent people in your wake…Why?...Was it because the kids were in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator……..Oh I see they had weapons of Math Instruction……..Silly us we should have known your leaders would cover their a$$ and make us believe what you do is right. | |
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| Canadian *REJECTION* (No Yukon for me)
Posted: 6/21/2007 4:42:43 PM |
Posted By: Wottacatch on 6/21/2007 7  46 PM All I can say is that up to now all that I can see is that you as a country are picking on other countries with no recognizable army so it’s nothing to brag about… All that happened is that you bombed schools and killed innocent people in your wake…Why?...Was it because the kids were in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator……..Oh I see they had weapons of Math Instruction……..Silly us we should have known your leaders would cover their a$$ and make us believe what you do is right.
Lets see Bush has a 32% rating. War protest are a daily thing here in the US. I am not in the military nor do I agree with the war. So dont say you as a country or I make u believe what i do is right. This is a Bush thing and most Americans dont like him, me included. He does what he wants I cant control him or his actions so if you want to blame someone blame him and not the USA. BTW I like Canadians as they come to my area alot on vacation, that being said for all Canadians that hate USA or want to slander us just remember the US has vowed to protect your ass should the need ever arise. | |
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| Canadian *REJECTION* (No Yukon for me)
Posted: 6/21/2007 5:19:30 PM | | For your information....I'm a Brit living in Canada ....So don't forget who's always protecting your country's ass.....Even when the need doesn't arise... | |
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| Canadian *REJECTION* (No Yukon for me)
Posted: 6/21/2007 5:42:48 PM | | Well I see Canada has an annoying immigration problem like the USA. I just dont think the disgruntled Britts will ever get over the fact that they couldn't over-take the US. Protect us , no I think not, entertain us yes. Where would the world be without the Royal Family and the tabloids. | |
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| Canadian *REJECTION* (No Yukon for me)
Posted: 6/21/2007 6:15:31 PM | Again you are assuming .....I only said I live in Canada....And what do you mean over-take?....You think you're in a race...What the hell are you smoking ..Before you start trying to pick a war on words with a Brit try reading your fellow countrymans comments in message eight ..Thats the one that comes after seven and before nine. Then you'll might understand where I'm coming from.
I'm writing slow so you can keep in touch. | |
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| Canadian *REJECTION* (No Yukon for me)
Posted: 6/21/2007 6:50:04 PM |
I only said I live in Canada
A Britt living in Canada would be a British imigrant
And what do you mean over-take?....
I was refering to history-American Revolution- The British lost and the 13 colonys formed the United States.
Post 8 is correct- geography has no bearing in a war- just ask Hiroshima.
The point from the first post is -if you don't like Bush then thats fine but don't think you are going to tread on my country as a whole without backlash. I may not always be totally proud of America but I am and will always be American and that I am proud of.
If this is to continue it needs to move to the political section. | |
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| Canadian *REJECTION* (No Yukon for me)
Posted: 6/21/2007 7:05:14 PM | kids, kids, this is about jokes, between canada and the us not a battle of who's country sucks the most.
now
What's the difference between sex in a canoe and american beer?
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None, they are both considered ****ing close to water. | |
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| Canadian *REJECTION* (No Yukon for me)
Posted: 6/21/2007 7:42:57 PM | So when I live in Naples Florida in the winter does that mean I'm an American imigrant?.....Here's me thinking they just want my money.
Oh...you mean the war of independence when the British lost to the British because of high taxes.....And then formed the United States and the IRS...
Post 8 Doesn't say anything about a war....But you think its correct....So I rest my case. | |
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| Canadian *REJECTION* (No Yukon for me)
Posted: 6/21/2007 7:50:46 PM | {quote]What's the difference between sex in a canoe and american beer?
that's not bad..but I gotta pipe in here........
What's the difference between a kanuk (sp)and a canoe ?
a canoe tips!
what is wrong with you canadians? you come to south florida every year for 20 years and still "pretend" you just never heard of tipping your wait staff?
ok don't y'all get your long johns in a bunch over this it is humor! K? | |
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