| YOU KNOW YOU GETTING OLD WHEN...fill in the blank
Posted: 6/21/2007 9:28:25 PM | > your back goes out more than you do
> you remember Michael Jackson before he became a white girl
> afternoon delight means a good nap
> you think of false teeth when someone mention Uppers
> elastic band pants are starting to look good to you
> you rely on your joints to predict the weather for the day
> you make that 'ummph' noise everytime you get up from the couch
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| YOU KNOW YOU GETTING OLD WHEN...fill in the blank
Posted: 6/22/2007 3:27:32 AM | Your grandkids delight in pointing out most of what you own they've seen in a museum recently
You keep an eye on the Obituary column in the local paper so you know who is left to invite to any get- togethers you have planned in the near future.
Planning for the future includes updating your will and checking on pre-arrangement at the local funeral home!
You discover what YOUR grandparent meant when he told you ' What I could once do all night , takes me all night to do once!"
Your doctor takes great delight in reminding you 'You are not as young as you think you are'..and your body does much the same shortly afterwards.
You start regularly attending funerals of old friends who were younger than you are..(and that's scary..believe me!)
Emailers send you lists of 'Do your remember these...?.' and they turn out to be a list of things you remember as an adult..not a kid...YOU remember things way before the list!
Attractive young Ladies you use to delight in flirting with , now call you 'Sir' ..which rather shoots down any ideas you might of had...LOL!
Still when all is said and done..you don't have 'bad hair days' or 'bad days at work' any more..you don't have enough hair to worry about and you've been retired for years anyway...
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| YOU KNOW YOU GETTING OLD WHEN...fill in the blank
Posted: 6/22/2007 5:05:57 AM | >Your child is refering to the 'Olden Days' when talking about your childhood.
> An 'all nighter' means you managed to stay awake until 11pm.
> 'Sleeping in' means you get up at 7am instead of 6am. | |
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1cc™
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Joined: 6/1/2007
Msg: 8 | |
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| YOU KNOW YOU GETTING OLD WHEN...fill in the blank
Posted: 6/22/2007 7:26:51 AM | | small furry critters, when asked by their friends where they found all that lint to line their nest . . . they turn and point in the general direction of the folds in your skin. | |
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daveb
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Joined: 7/17/2006
Msg: 11 | |
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| YOU KNOW YOU GETTING OLD WHEN...fill in the blank
Posted: 6/22/2007 4:36:31 PM | When a kid you babysat when they were 3 is going club-hopping (legally)
When a sunrise is no longer something you see BEFORE you go to bed.
When you couldn't wait to party on a friday night, and now you can't wait to go to bed. | |
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| YOU KNOW YOU GETTING OLD WHEN...fill in the blank
Posted: 6/25/2007 12:53:32 PM | You know that you are old when your "hippy style jeans" are "back in style"....for the third time.
You know your old when your kids call "you" retro, never mind what they call all yer stuff. | |
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| YOU KNOW YOU GETTING OLD WHEN...fill in the blank
Posted: 6/25/2007 6:01:30 PM | >Your knees buckle but your belt won't.
>Your children begin to look middle aged.
>The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
>You look forward to dull evening.
>You pull a muscle when you bend down to tie your shoelace.
>You know all the answers but nobody asks you the questions.  | |
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| YOU KNOW YOU GETTING OLD WHEN...fill in the blank
Posted: 6/26/2007 12:39:56 PM | >you are more awake at night than you are sleeping and not having sex
>you are not sick in bed still wake up soaked wet burning hot
>you are not sick in bed under 5 blankets still wake up freezing cold
>your cheeks are glowing and no one there to cause that
on the positive
> you're making out and what you used to do in one hour takes all night   | |
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1cc™
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Joined: 6/1/2007
Msg: 18 | |
| YOU KNOW YOU GETTING OLD WHEN...fill in the blank
Posted: 6/26/2007 3:40:35 PM | | ^^^ Haha. Yes. Just today I told the kids at work to "turn down that noise - you can't even make out what they're saying"... and I have never felt so much like my mother in all my life. | |
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| YOU KNOW YOU GETTING OLD WHEN...fill in the blank
Posted: 6/28/2007 5:48:15 AM | . . . you actually have conversations with your parents that include the phrase
"Yeah! Me too."
. . . you have to push your belly out of the way to see if you're done peeing.
. . . the eyecandy you're ogling gets up to offer you a seat out of respect. | |
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| YOU KNOW YOU GETTING OLD WHEN...fill in the blank
Posted: 6/29/2007 7:15:36 AM | ^^ lol @ sentie!
>When you get together with friends and spend the evening comparing scars from all of your different surgeries.
>When you have more New parts than Old parts in your body
>When you expel more gas but it doesn't bother you anymore since you can't hear or smell them. | |
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| YOU KNOW YOU GETTING OLD WHEN...fill in the blank
Posted: 7/4/2007 9:53:33 PM | You know that you're getting older when the three day party that took one day to get over BECOMES the one day party that takes you three days(or more) to get over!!
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