U-nMe
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| EEWWW!! THE WEIRDEST YET!!!! in 25 years...
Posted: 6/29/2007 9:29:43 AM | Please tell me is this the weirdest date or what???
I just got back fom a coffee date at McDonalds with a guy who lives about an hour away and said he was in town visiting a friend.... we had chatted briefly on POF - I had the notion he was a little weired b/c of some of the questions he had asked me previously - namely my star sign (Capricorn),he had lot of negativity as his last 2 LTR's were Capricorns .,...SO he proceeds to "interview" me..in depth questions you dont ask on the first meeting..he said I was pretty and what nationality mix did I have??? I was a little put off by some of the weired statements he was making and figured ok , it takes all sorts...
I asked him about the friend he had visited in my neighborhood, ..she was female, and he had met her on POF. Now thats weired..he is meeting me and he just left a woman he was with last night??! I asked if he slept with her.."YES!" he stated "but its not what you think, she has cancer and only has 5-15 years to live and she wants her breasts lactated so Im helping her by sucking her breasts !!!!" EWWWWWWWWWW
Well, needless to say I nearly jumped out of my chair!
Holy chit this has to to be the weirdest for me.. in my past Ive unknowingly met perverts but this takes the prize -EWWW
Can anyone top this or am I being unreasonable - maybe he really was helping her out? | |
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tdh46
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Joined: 1/7/2007
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Posted: 6/29/2007 9:38:14 AM | 
I'm not even sure if I can take this seriously. If this is a tale, good for you was hilarious. lol
If this is something that is true I feel bad for you. I think we've all had some stupid questions, I myself have encountered the nationality question (like it matters), but I must say yours takes the cake. I think you win. | |
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U-nMe
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Joined: 4/11/2007
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Posted: 6/29/2007 9:40:57 AM | I swear on anything that is holy - this is the Gods honest truth !!! I cannot believe that he would even say it! - in fact, Im too embarassed to tell any of my friends cuz - I'd be the laughing stock for years!
So you also think this is sick right? | |
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Posted: 6/29/2007 9:48:40 AM | u-nme I'm sorry, but I'm falling out of my chair here laughing...I believe EVERY WORD....I've met some good ones...and yes have been told by a couple of guys they are into women "lactating"...they ONLY pick younger women that have had a baby recently.... guess they never got over their mommies.... Only took ONE conversation and I was gone.....grin Gosh glad he could help her out...5 to 15 years HUMMM wonder what kind of doctor would give that time line....grin
Guess the wildest lately was: I talked to a local guy on im once..next day phone MET him the next day (Sun) for lunch at the Golden Corral, but when I got there he was out front waiting...said the place was packed (wasn't) so we went across the street to the waffle house. He proceeded to tell me he had a NON PROFIT business of HELPING others and his bookkeeper messed up his books...(gosh NON PROFIT means no taxes) SOOO the IRS is looking for him for $40,000. OK we did NOT click. On Tuesday morning he called and said the IRS clerk had just left and did I have $20,000 he could have to pay them...I said NOOOOOOO....he said "oh ok....well my hotwater heater quit can you BUY me another one? " I hung up the phone and have NOT talked to him since....Takes ALL kinds..... | |
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Posted: 6/29/2007 9:55:07 AM | | i'm with the person that said they hoped u were just joking,and it is a good one!!if not,whether your date was tellingthe truth or not,he is one sick puppy!! | |
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Posted: 6/29/2007 9:59:50 AM | she has cancer and only has 5-15 years to live and she wants her breasts lactated so Im helping her by sucking her breasts
that is the craziest excuse to get out of a situation like that i have ever heard. who would actually believe that
"um ya sorry miss, you looked like you needed lactating so i thought i would help you" | |
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Posted: 6/29/2007 10:00:23 AM | hahahahahahaha.......HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Sorry....but I so did NOT expect that.......hahahahaha.........I mean I too thought I had heard it all.... but wow......this is gotta be the weirdest one yet......I can't stop laughing....help her lactate??!!?? HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry OP for not providing you with more insightful wisdom....there's none to be given in this situation that I can think of....but I do want to thank you for sharing your story with us as it seriously gave me the best laugh I've had for a very long time....I mean what the heck what THAT all about? And what a good reminder to be careful out there.....and don't worry about telling your friends....there is no way this could ever be a reflection on you....and if they laugh, which I'm sure they will... it will be with you and not at you......and just think....you will from now on have the best ever *weird* first date story out there.....who can top that one??!!??
Better luck next time.....
Love and peace...
Oldsoul...
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Posted: 6/29/2007 10:10:28 AM | Apparently, as fetishes go, this is not un-heard of. Highly weird, yes. But I recently read of a couple in
Dan Savage's column, who have an ABR (adult breastfeeding relationship). You can try looking up his
column, or even googlinging the term, if you are curious & genuinely seeking information. Personally, I
would just write him off, as one of those many "frogs" you end up kissing, on the road to finding your
prince charming. | |
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Posted: 6/29/2007 10:28:33 AM | I just had my weirdest. We didn't meet in person since he lives an hour away but some of his emails to me were pretty funny and so I agreed to call him.
He was really easy to talk to. I quite liked him and then... He drops a bomb about his "dark side" as he put it. I ask what it is, thinking to myself that it can't be that big a deal - we all have quirks, right?
"I fantasize about having sex with a 14 year old."
Uh... And you're telling me this because...?
I told him that noone needs to know all the gory details about one's fantasies and he said that his S/O has to be "one" with him and know all.
Obviously I told him that wouldn't work for me. I have a teenage daughter and the thought of some 49 year old fantasizing about her... Well no. I guess at 18, my daughter is too old.
Nasty, nasty people on this planet. And stupid too.
Thank God with this one I didn't waste more than a couple of hours. | |
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Posted: 6/29/2007 10:31:01 AM | | it was a poorly strung together story. i'm betting he said that because for whatever reason you weren't what he thought you'd be when you two met up...so i'm betting it was an "out" ..a poor one at that. | |
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Posted: 6/29/2007 10:54:02 AM | What a person won't do, to cut out of a possible relationship.....sheesh......
As for the guy that fantasized about sex with a 14 year old........me thinks the men in blue might have some shiny wristware waiting for him. Lets just pray it is JUST a fanatasy.
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Posted: 6/29/2007 11:01:41 AM | | Don't you guys who have weird first dates ever wonder that the person is saying weird things in order to short circuit the date and get out of there? In any event whether it's true or not, I'd end the date if my date started talking about having sex with minors. | |
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Posted: 6/29/2007 11:02:03 AM |
As for the guy that fantasized about sex with a 14 year old........me thinks the men in blue might have some shiny wristware waiting for him. Lets just pray it is JUST a fanatasy.
He claimed it was. But why would someone tell another woman ... meh.
I'm not even going to try to figure that out. That fishie gets thrown back.
Pity. | |
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Posted: 6/29/2007 11:42:41 AM | I thought all men were more than happy to attend to the breastage...I've been in that situation. There was this girl and she only had like 60-70 years left. I couldn't leave her in distress (or dat dress for that matter...).
Then I somehow stumbled upon another one that only had like 55-60 left. I began to think hmm...maybe there is some sort of national crisis going on here?
I'll be damned if I didn't find a third that only had about 40-45 years to go.
I'm going to keep conducting more "scientific research", but I think I'll be stopping about the time I have 1-2 years to go and the ladies that suffer from this "affliction" have about 20 years to go.
That one has to go into (if it isn't there already) the B.S. ooops I got caught hall of fame. "Yes, I am sleeping with her but it is not what you think". Uh...sure...and I got some ocean front property in Arizona too...
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Posted: 6/29/2007 12:09:00 PM |
"but its not what you think, she has cancer and only has 5-15 years to live and she wants her breasts lactated so Im helping her by sucking her breasts !!!!"
*shaking head* that has got to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my entire life. I think he's had one too many  .
Thanks for giving us a good laugh! Sorry you had to go through that. | |
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