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 sportyd

Joined: 12/12/2006
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The Towel......
Posted: 7/5/2007 7:15:30 AM
A middle-aged Jewish couple were having difficulties in the bedroom. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decided to consult their Rabbi.
The Rabbi listened to their story, stroked his beard, and made the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm."
They went home and followed the Rabbi's advice. They hired a handsome young man and he waved a towel over them as they made love.
It didn't help and the wife was still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they went back to the Rabbi. "Okay," he said to the husband, "try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."
Once again, they followed the Rabbi's advice. They went home and hired the
same strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel.
The young man got to work with great enthusiasm and the wife soon had an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting, screaming orgasm.
The husband smiled, looked at the young man and said to him triumphantly,

"See.. you young schmuck??? THAT's how you wave a towel!"
 wulff65

Joined: 6/21/2007
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The Towel......
Posted: 7/5/2007 11:04:28 AM
Well some people can wave a towel and some can't!
 J9_Leigh

Joined: 7/29/2004
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Posted: 7/5/2007 12:52:27 PM
That was great! A good laugh for today

J9
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