| Durex looking for condom testers
Posted: 7/5/2007 5:40:41 PM | An Australian manufacturer has called for applications for what it claims could be the world's best job - condom tester.
Durex marketing manager Sam White said any Australian over the age of 18 could apply for one of 200 positions as a condom tester.
The position is not paid, but successful applicants will receive a free $60 selection of Durex products and will be required to provide the company with honest feedback about the products' performance.
One of the lucky 200 testers will win a $1,000 bonus.
Applicants must explain why they would make an expert condom tester, Mr White said.
"With this job on your CV, it really will be a chance to brag to your mates about the special skills you possess, not to mention that your new role will work wonders with the opposite sex," he said.
"Who wouldn't want to have a chance with an actual authorised professional?"
Would be fun to put in a profile " Durex authorised testing facility" | |
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| Durex looking for condom testers
Posted: 7/5/2007 8:05:37 PM | Do you have to use the condom in 200 positions?......And seeing they give you $60 worth of free durex products is it just rolls of sticky tape | |
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| Durex looking for condom testers
Posted: 7/6/2007 2:28:29 AM | | That would depend if you're still playing russian roulette or you've had the trigger mechanism snipped......No test required......lol | |
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| Durex looking for condom testers
Posted: 7/6/2007 2:32:42 AM | Wot's that? Condom testers or condom tasters?
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So you'd test them in the obvious way or as baloons or water storage media?
So many fun uses for such a simple product... 
Off-topic content removed. Thanks to those who remained on topic ~ YaYa | |
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| Durex looking for condom testers
Posted: 7/6/2007 4:19:00 AM |
successful applicants will receive a free $60 selection of Durex products
So they don't supply another test subject for you? How are you supposed to test a condom all by yourself?  | |
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| Durex looking for condom testers
Posted: 7/11/2007 4:57:56 AM | The guys at work were going on about it the other day, "I'd love to do that" yada yada yada..........got a laugh though I said yes I can imagine............"Sir if you could just bend over"  | |
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| Durex looking for condom testers
Posted: 7/12/2007 2:06:37 AM | | I have a picture of a place not unlike the Ponds Institute, with nerdy scientists standing around taking notes while a couple go hell-for-leather on a raised platform. After its over they retrieve said condom and do heaps of tests on it like CSI. Ok, I watch too much TV. | |
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| Durex looking for condom testers
Posted: 7/12/2007 2:19:33 AM | I have a picture of a place not unlike the Ponds Institute, with nerdy scientists standing around taking notes while a couple go hell-for-leather on a raised platform
^^^^Are you saying durex has branched out into the cattle industry........Rocky is the beef capitol of australia | |
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| Durex looking for condom testers
Posted: 7/12/2007 2:25:29 AM | Rocky is also the only town up the arse of four bulls (fibreglass of course).
Now where was I, oh yes, condom testing. | |
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| Durex looking for condom testers
Posted: 7/12/2007 2:39:04 AM | | Cinders....If you need an assitant with those studies feel free to call...Purely for scientific purposes of course!!!!!.... | |
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| Durex looking for condom testers
Posted: 7/20/2007 5:34:32 AM | | ^^^I know. This is problematic for me as well. But if you can see the serial numbers when you roll it back, you may as well marry the guy. | |
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Posted: 7/20/2007 5:48:30 AM | I carry one durex where ever I go. You never know when the ute will over heat and you need something that holds 20 liters of water.. | |
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| Durex looking for condom testers
Posted: 3/15/2008 11:46:23 PM | I just came accross the forum and had to add my humor to this one
Could not resist this .......
Ok here goes
As we in New South Wales know about OH&S (Occupational Health and Safety) I am asking the question if there will be ??
1 Induction done by DUREX into the correct procedure as to this work procedure
Is it to be done be a male or female if female my application is in the mail
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2 Do a TAFE course and if as above course is run be a female like EL MCFerson well off to my local TAFE to apply for the course
My twisted sense of hmor strikes again some get it some don't
That is life
But hay I like the actual post and look forward to seeing the story on Current Affair some time soon  | |
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