| masturbating neighbor Posted: 7/7/2007 8:54:38 AM | | i recently have moved into a small studio apt. and almost every night and most mornings i am able to hear the girl next door masturbating. if i put my ear to the wall i can hear her vibrator, at first it was kind of annoying but now i find myself aroused by this. she is very loud and goes on forever, any suggestions on what to do? i mean i would be far to embarrased to say anything to her about it. anyone with similiar experiences? | |
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| masturbating neighbor Posted: 7/7/2007 9:01:12 AM | Geeze how many horse power is her vibrator and where did she buy it?!?!?!?! If you can hear masterbating through the wall - your walls must be paper thin!! I guess all ya can do is enjoy it and perhaps join in on your side of the wall!!  | |
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| masturbating neighbor Posted: 7/7/2007 9:01:29 AM | | I think you should bake a coffee cake and go introduce yourself!!!! | |
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| masturbating neighbor Posted: 7/7/2007 9:03:40 AM | | well they are thin walls, like i said it is a studio, and yes i do get myself off while she is doing it because it is so hot, but not yet to let her hear it, or maybe i should? what do you think | |
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| masturbating neighbor Posted: 7/7/2007 9:04:45 AM |
I think you should bake a coffee cake and go introduce yourself!!!!
My thoughts exactly. Take it one step further, and show with some new sex toys, haa haa.... | |
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| masturbating neighbor Posted: 7/7/2007 9:05:01 AM | | well your right about one thing i need to do something because i cant take this for much longer, i mean if she is that horny it sure would be nice to be the one to satisfy her all the time! she appears single and quite pretty | |
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| masturbating neighbor Posted: 7/7/2007 9:05:52 AM | Ask her out if you think that, nothing to lose and everything to gain...
Where does one get a nieghbour like that anyhow? | |
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| masturbating neighbor Posted: 7/7/2007 9:33:29 AM | I feel in a similer predicament, My girlfriends daughter, is rather loud too, when she is having sex with her boyfriend, it gets rather embarassing for me, I'm not sure if her mother can hear her, as she does go into a deep sleep some nights. I sure hope she as not heard her mother with her toy thats all ???
Tim | |
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| masturbating neighbor Posted: 7/7/2007 10:13:00 AM | i'm soooo sorry...... was i that loud? *oops* i dont live in Missouri!!
*sigh*ok,gr8danethor...buy a package of batteries and leave them at her door with a Note for her! and the recipet in case they are they wrong size.....  | |
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| masturbating neighbor Posted: 7/7/2007 10:15:10 AM | what's your address? any flats available next to her on the other side ? :)
I would certainly introduce myself, you don't have to mention what you can hear..
MAYBE she already KNOWs and WANTS you to approach her?
ever think of that.. maybe she makes extra loud noise, she likes you but is too shy to approach you? :)
(it happens) | |
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| masturbating neighbor Posted: 7/7/2007 10:33:03 AM |
i recently have moved into a small studio apt. and almost every night and most mornings i am able to hear the girl next door masturbating. if i put my ear to the wall i can hear her vibrator, at first it was kind of annoying but now i find myself aroused by this. she is very loud and goes on forever, any suggestions on what to do? i mean i would be far to embarrased to say anything to her about it. anyone with similiar experiences?
Sh1t, you might as well go knock on her door next time and ask her if she needs some assistance  | |
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| masturbating neighbor Posted: 7/7/2007 10:37:29 AM | | DO IT!!! go knock on the door. ask her out. you'll only continue to be tortured by listening to her if you dont. just think, you could be HELPING instead of listening! | |
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| masturbating neighbor Posted: 7/7/2007 11:05:52 AM | this reminds me of the episode on sex and the city. samatha hears her neighbords going at all hours of the night and decides to start letting them know that she hears them by being equally vocal while masturbating. sure enough they leave her a note suggesting that she drop in next time.... when she hears the bedframe knocking on the door she dresses up in some sexy lingerie and wanders down the hall... they turn out to be an ugly fat couple
hopefully you are attracted to you next door neighbor and not just imagining what she looks like by the way she moans.  | |
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| masturbating neighbor Posted: 7/7/2007 11:22:47 AM | Drill a peep hole, then you can watch too.
When I use to live in an apt. the couple upstairs would go at it in the middle of the night and wake me up during the week. It got annoying, so I took a broom and banged on the ceiling. They never made noise again. | |
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| masturbating neighbor Posted: 7/7/2007 12:36:48 PM | Meh ~ just enjoy the free audio porn and let nature take its due course.  | |
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| masturbating neighbor Posted: 7/7/2007 12:48:42 PM | | knock on her door when she just gets started, maybe she'll invite you in and give the toy a rest. | |
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| masturbating neighbor Posted: 7/7/2007 12:54:47 PM | Are you bragging or complaining? Most men would consider this a huge bonus to apartment living. | |
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| masturbating neighbor Posted: 7/7/2007 1:21:00 PM | Make sure she's really masturbating and not mixing her Carrot Cake recipe in the blender. Also, are you sure there's no co-pilot at the controls ? | |
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| masturbating neighbor Posted: 7/7/2007 1:21:11 PM | | I think the coffee cake idea is the best .... go with that one and enjoy. | |
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| masturbating neighbor Posted: 7/7/2007 2:01:12 PM |
knock on her door when she just gets started, maybe she'll invite you in and give the toy a rest. A man with a plan! Exactly what I'd do! | |
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| masturbating neighbor Posted: 7/7/2007 2:24:51 PM | | this is so funny, cuz i've often wondered if my neighbors can hear me....lol i usually have the porn going as well, so maybe they think im getting it on, haha....either way i think its hot, and over the years the few times i've heard my neighbors going at it, i usually did begin to entertain myself, haha and sometimes i would be louder than them just to make them think....fun times haha | |
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