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 snorkeler

Joined: 6/12/2005
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Guts versus Balls (medically speaking)
Posted: 8/1/2007 10:15:33 PM
We've all heard about people having guts and balls.
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...

*GUTS*
Coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, when met by your wife with a broom, you ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

*BALLS*
Coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, you slap your wife on the butt and say:
"You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

However, medically speaking there is no difference ,both result in death.
 sweetiegirlz

Joined: 4/30/2007
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Guts versus Balls (medically speaking)
Posted: 8/2/2007 11:39:06 PM
OMG so funny. I think the balls one is worse tho.
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