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 mrsjcc0312

Joined: 7/7/2007
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Posted: 8/8/2007 6:19:28 AM
OK guys, I have to ask...
Why do men automatically think that if a woman wants to have sex with him, that she wants to put his "Rooster" in her mouth?
Why do men think that if a womans interested in him, that he'll get his "Rooster" sucked?
Think about it guys, would YOU want to suck "Rooster"? Nope, didn't think so. It's disgusting and let's face it, not all men are clean down there.
I don't want no man's dried pee going in my mouth.
 veevee

Joined: 2/14/2006
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Posted: 8/8/2007 6:26:11 AM
I'm gonna bump this to see responses.
Ok, I should also comment to avoid my plot being spotted.
Clean guys don't smell like urine and they certainly don't have dried stuff on them, that guy was a funkmeister. Some dab a lil tissue on the hole and don't just shake. You don't have to do that as long as you don't want them doing it to you. Otherwise, it's sort of greedy to take and not give huh. I have turned down someone that smelled like fish once when I moved the covers during foreplay and air came up to our face... remember you can say no at any stage. Let dirty guys go find dirty girls :D
 lc44906

Joined: 7/30/2007
Msg: 3
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Posted: 8/8/2007 6:27:15 AM
Wow. Amazing. You single handedly stomp the****in the dirt in one fell swoop.

Ever heard the old cliche: Try it because you may like it?

Is it wrong for a man to presume a woman wants to perform oral on him? Yes, definitely. But is it wrong of him to ask you? No it's not.

If it's not your thing, then you should be up front and honest with him about it.

Oh and ask any female physician and she'll tell you that your mouth is far dirtier than his manhood - especially after he comes out of a hot shower all nice and clean. The mouth has far more nasty bacteria in it than what's on a freshly cleaned peepee.
 paulguy

Joined: 6/29/2007
Msg: 4
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Posted: 8/8/2007 6:28:01 AM
then dont ever ask a man to pleasure you orally.

your post makes me believe that you are very inhibited sexually, i mean seriously, men do not have "roosters", men have a penis. if you cant even say it...wow, that is sad.

ps. i do the tissue thing as opposed to the shake, i thought i was the only one. lol
 69_dude

Joined: 10/30/2006
Msg: 5
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Posted: 8/8/2007 6:35:22 AM
I have not chickens and no roosters!!!
LOL
come on
OK so you don't like oral... that is your opinion... as a man I like oral pleasure.. both giving and receiving...
so that is my porogative... thankfully I have never met a women who didn't like my rooster... my penis, some did not like but not my pet rooster!!!

OH well... guess we can't date then (cause you are in another country that is...LOL)
 masterbill

Joined: 6/23/2007
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Posted: 8/8/2007 6:35:56 AM
well sure i love my thing suck for the woman who dont like to do then dont ask us to go down on you
 Fit_Funny2222

Joined: 7/18/2007
Msg: 7
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Posted: 8/8/2007 6:44:05 AM
You aren't obligated to perform oral sex, just as he is not obligated to perform on you. If your partner gets upset about it then he is more interested in the sex than he is in you, so dump him.
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Posted: 8/8/2007 6:55:51 AM
Why is it disgusting?

Sure, if he's dirty, it's disgusting, but if you're with the right guy, he'll listen to you if you tel him he needs to be a little cleaner on his, err, rooster.

You eat a ton of dirt before you die. Licking a drop or two of "pee" won't kill you as the bacteria has already been removed. Try it, you may like it. Oh wait, you don't.
 Romeo29

Joined: 6/3/2006
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Posted: 8/8/2007 7:00:06 AM
First I don't think that way and you shouldn't assume all men are like this. If you don't like preforming oral sex that's your decision and nobody should ever do anything they are not comfortable with because it will just ruin the experience for both persons involved.
 Artemis Fowl

Joined: 7/19/2007
Msg: 10
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Posted: 8/8/2007 7:14:38 AM
Erm wheres a mans Rooster?

I can honestly say never had anything wake me up with a god awful crowing noise, well apart from ex but she doesnt count

Personally I don't like blowjobs, but love to perform oral on a lady, if it truely bothers you that much, find a guy that thinks same way I do.

Sorry I'm taken, I know its a ground shaking loss to the female species
 Cugman

Joined: 4/11/2006
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Posted: 8/8/2007 7:19:22 AM

Why do men automatically think that if a woman wants to have sex with him, that she wants to put his "Rooster" in her mouth?
Why do men think that if a womans interested in him, that he'll get his "Rooster" sucked?


Well mine likes to live in a dark moist cave - with no lights at that. He does like to come out to the shower every day also.

 mrsjcc0312

Joined: 7/7/2007
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Posted: 8/8/2007 7:25:58 AM
LOL..I only used the word Rooster because I thought they would block out, the words:**** penis,**** etc. Trust me, I have no problem using them

And THANK YOU to the men who DON'T expect oral and that DO use the tissue thing.
 princess leigh

Joined: 4/20/2006
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Posted: 8/8/2007 7:28:45 AM
ok just read your profile...this has to be a joke right??

from your op,I thought you were very insecure with sex and thought bless,she doesn't know what she is missing... then I read this on your profile




OK, here's the deal.
I am a "FOR REAL" woman and I have a "FOR REAL" husband. We like to play from time to time, and of course, I prefer men who are WELL ENDOWED (thickness, rather than length), than the man who can "pleasure me with his tongue". NO M/M action, but hubby likes to watch me.
And hubby is in this for the woman who really likes to "oraly please". Unfortunately for him, I have a severe case of TMJ, and my jaw has a tendancy to lock up. Plus, I enjoy watching him shoot his load down another womans throat.


So a man's PENIS is dirty and disgusting,but you want aswell as your husband to go down on you,other men also??

ok,can't say anymore,this is to funny

EDIT.... yes sorry op I did read it wrong... but even so,if you think it is that disqusting,why do you enjoy watching other women suck your husbands penis?
 mrsjcc0312

Joined: 7/7/2007
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Posted: 8/8/2007 7:28:57 AM
LOL...see what I mean. You can't type the actual word****or it gets blocked out...ha ha ha ha ha. So, I guess we can use the word "penis" then, cool!!..lol.

So, whats another word for**** but Rooster, silly people!!
 curlygrl

Joined: 11/8/2006
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Posted: 8/8/2007 7:29:00 AM
^^^ Go back and edit your post- it lets you put in all the "dirty" words
in all their glory.

Im going to take it that you either
dont like to do it or feel forced to do it.
I dont think guys "expect" it - its just all part
of being with them. If you dont like it, thats okay thats
your choice.
I see guys here threatening with "well you dont go down I dont
either" tactics. Pretty funny actually.
I think that if you were with someone that you loved being with
him and giving him this pleasure would be nothing to you.
So Im going to take it that your distaste for this is because you
have not been with anyone that you wanted to do this for.

I just read your profile- you have TMJ-Well this explains why you
are not into the hard swallow. Okay then.

curlygrl~

Sorry ask a guy -
 mrsjcc0312

Joined: 7/7/2007
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Posted: 8/8/2007 7:32:32 AM
No, no, no, no!! That was read totally wrong. I don't ask or expect to be gone down on. If you re-read it...it says "I prefer men who are WELL ENDOWED, than the man who can "pleasure me with his tongue". I'm not in this for ANY oral pleasure, going either way.
 Tim0066

Joined: 7/2/2007
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Posted: 8/8/2007 7:48:00 AM
That was read totally wrong. I don't ask or expect to be gone down on. If you re-read it...it says "I prefer men who are WELL ENDOWED, than the man who can "pleasure me with his tongue". I'm not in this for ANY oral pleasure, going either way.


Soooo you feel the need to express all this in your dating profile? Hmmmm and people bash men for "being just about the sex". If you're looking for a serious relationship then his penis size shouldnt matter to you, its the same as me saying I only want a woman who is tight...

...and YES women are most certainly different sizes. Some are large and some are small... women should really get over that size thing because you could be the one who is just plain loose. Seeing how you say you prefer a man who is wide, maybe its not the men you date that are the problem. You could try excersizes to tighten yourself back up and stop using those toys that are the size of a porn star, you're ruining the sex you have with men by over using entirely too large of toys.

As far as being clean, it applies to women and most airheads dont even think twice about it. The chances of a woman smelling are much more likely then a man. If you don't like it, dont do it... OR go get a hand towel and wet it with warm water and come back and wash him down first... most men won't give a damn at the insinuation that he's not clean because he's too excited you're about to go down on him... like he's gonna get mad and stomp away? Puhlease! You've obviously never had sex much in the first place if you'll think that lol

Somewhere in here is a really good blonde joke... I just have to think up a good punchline.
 mrsjcc0312

Joined: 7/7/2007
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Posted: 8/8/2007 8:13:39 AM
WOW, it was just a question, I didn't expect to get such hostile responses.
I am happily married and Love my husband very much. If you actually read my profile then you would see that I am very forward and up front about what I am looking for on this site. Yes, hubby's on this site as well.

I tried to post just the question of " If a woman shows sexual interest in a man, why does he always assume that he'sa gonna get a bj out of it?". But, it was too short and got flagged immediately. So I had to fill in the blanks. The rest of it was directed towards the guys who think thats all their gonna get, is his****sucked. And my point to that, was, sex is more that just getting ur****sucked...right?
 moi dix mois

Joined: 6/15/2007
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Posted: 8/8/2007 8:18:50 AM
Going down on a man is not disgusting at all, I saw a bunch of documentary's about this stuff and there's more bacteria in the mouth than there is on the penis. If you don't like the smell then you tell him to wash it first, it's only natural anyway seen as that's the place that retains the most heat and most likely place that will smell. Also if I was with a woman who didn't go down on me then I don't think I would want to be with her, sex is an important issue and I don't like women who have no sense of adventure and refuse to try different things.
 TheoBane

Joined: 7/28/2007
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Posted: 8/8/2007 8:42:51 AM
I always hav a shower before having sex, to clean my tool and make sure im nice and clean. I expect the women to do the same thing, so to have clean sex and also safe sex
 kungfuguitarist

Joined: 7/31/2007
Msg: 21
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Posted: 8/8/2007 9:20:16 AM
OP:
It's clear that you're a selfish and prudish lover. I pity any guy that enters a relationship with you.
 Chiwrtr72

Joined: 6/15/2006
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Posted: 8/8/2007 9:25:58 AM

Why do men automatically think that if a woman wants to have sex with him, that she wants to put his "Rooster" in her mouth?


Probably for the same reason that if a guy knows that you are married, he will assume that you won't want to have sex with him. Oral sex, like monogamy, is a societal norm.

I expect oral sex because I give it as well. Would I force the issue? No, because I'd want her to be comfortable.... Plus I'd respect it if she had a medical condintion... like, TMJ to use an example. However, I would have an issue with a woman who thought my penis was "disgusting"

Perhaps you should be less hostile and more upfront about your medical condition, you'd have less communication issues.
 Jooly

Joined: 6/15/2007
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Posted: 8/8/2007 9:58:37 AM
Try googling "Jacob Zuma" and shower, if you haven't seen it on the news before.
 TheoBane

Joined: 7/28/2007
Msg: 24
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Posted: 8/8/2007 10:05:39 AM
lol im not that stupid and i have a shower before hand not afterwards, and it does not prevent aids or HIV but a lot of STDs can be stoped by having a clean body while having sex
 Boomshktharoom

Joined: 7/23/2007
Msg: 25
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Posted: 8/8/2007 10:24:29 AM
Jooly,

Are you just trying to have fun with this guy?

Leave him alone. Your killing me here.
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