| Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/27/2007 8:58:34 AM | It's a bit like planning the awards speech for the Bafta that you're never going to get. But we all die at some point or another, although, I've been quite lucky thus far apart from a run-in with a Spanish prostitute who turned out to be a bloke with a penchant for sharp instruments. And I don't mean trumpets! Anyway, back on track, how would you plan your 'moment'. Would it be a real tear jerker or would you or would you leave your loved ones with a bit of a conundrum? I've thought long and hard about it and I think mine would be;
'The money is hidden under the....."
What about you? | |
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| Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/27/2007 9:21:27 AM | "il gets ye!! il get all of ye!"............(flatline)..............aww he was a mistaken soul,sort of not of this earth,.................(wakens up for a last breath)........"im readily avaible to be took by a csi,prefarbly,the blond red-neck outta csi miami"................dead.....may his smell linger. | |
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| Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/27/2007 9:28:55 AM | Final words are so predictable...
think on my death bed i would do a mime...
so much more entertaining and also open to intrepetation...
too short again so 94 green bottles on a wall and if one should accidently fall then there would be 93 green bottles on the wall... | |
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| Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/27/2007 9:49:18 AM |
Final words would be, I wish the OP had done a thread search before posting this...
I did. But I searched for death bed. Sorry and all that, no milk for supper for me tonight then. | |
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| Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/27/2007 10:12:41 AM | Mine would be........
"Come closer I have something to tell you".......
"Closer"
"Closer"
Whoever : "Whats the matter Carl?"
"I........."
"Gasp"
"I................................"
Whoever : Yes? It's ok say it.
"I think you're stood on my oxygen pipe" | |
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| Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/27/2007 11:30:53 AM | why would you do an impression of a vegetarian pirate for?
too short to post therefore still only 94 green bottles on the wall and if one should accidently fall there would be 93 bottles on the wall
only 93 green bottles on the wall and if one should accidently fall there would be 92 bottles on the wall | |
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| Your last words on your death bed would be...? Posted: 8/27/2007 11:36:28 AM | hahaha, good ones all. I might say something nice andf lowery to everyone like how much I love them and will miss them,. There's lots of things one might say before closing eyes for a final time, but have to confess.
Two words popped into my mind as soon as I read this question.. I'd probably have to say
f...k me! | |
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