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 Pseudo Masochist

Joined: 7/28/2007
Msg: 1
Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/27/2007 8:58:34 AM
It's a bit like planning the awards speech for the Bafta that you're never going to get. But we all die at some point or another, although, I've been quite lucky thus far apart from a run-in with a Spanish prostitute who turned out to be a bloke with a penchant for sharp instruments. And I don't mean trumpets! Anyway, back on track, how would you plan your 'moment'. Would it be a real tear jerker or would you or would you leave your loved ones with a bit of a conundrum?

I've thought long and hard about it and I think mine would be;

'The money is hidden under the....."

What about you?
 ~storm~300x

Joined: 7/16/2007
Msg: 2
Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/27/2007 9:02:19 AM
"Where is the democracy in this!"
 eddie-1979

Joined: 6/13/2007
Msg: 3
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/27/2007 9:16:34 AM
"Well...... that was fun. Can I have another go?" :-)
 pantsonfire

Joined: 7/19/2006
Msg: 4
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/27/2007 9:20:14 AM
Final words would be, I wish the OP had done a thread search before posting this...


http://forums.plentyoffish.com/datingPosts5943379.aspx


 follow this...

Joined: 6/23/2007
Msg: 5
Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/27/2007 9:21:27 AM
"il gets ye!! il get all of ye!"............(flatline)..............aww he was a mistaken soul,sort of not of this earth,.................(wakens up for a last breath)........"im readily avaible to be took by a csi,prefarbly,the blond red-neck outta csi miami"................dead.....may his smell linger.
 limping bizkit

Joined: 5/23/2007
Msg: 6
Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/27/2007 9:23:11 AM
i did a search and look where i have ended
 heaven or hell

Joined: 11/28/2006
Msg: 7
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/27/2007 9:28:55 AM
Final words are so predictable...

think on my death bed i would do a mime...

so much more entertaining and also open to intrepetation...

too short again so 94 green bottles on a wall and if one should accidently fall then there would be 93 green bottles on the wall...
 QI2

Joined: 8/14/2007
Msg: 8
Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/27/2007 9:33:01 AM
George Sanders' suicide note said, "I'm going now because I'm bored!" Can't think of a better departure line meself.
 Pseudo Masochist

Joined: 7/28/2007
Msg: 9
Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/27/2007 9:49:18 AM

Final words would be, I wish the OP had done a thread search before posting this...


I did. But I searched for death bed. Sorry and all that, no milk for supper for me tonight then.
 sprite57

Joined: 1/25/2007
Msg: 10
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/27/2007 10:06:13 AM
Has anyone got a paracetamol?
 follow this...

Joined: 6/23/2007
Msg: 11
Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/27/2007 10:12:09 AM
"i was a POF victim",............lol
 +Lexion+

Joined: 6/7/2007
Msg: 12
Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/27/2007 10:12:41 AM
Mine would be........

"Come closer I have something to tell you".......



"Closer"




"Closer"

Whoever : "Whats the matter Carl?"

"I........."

"Gasp"


"I................................"

Whoever : Yes? It's ok say it.


"I think you're stood on my oxygen pipe"
 Sir Laff a lot

Joined: 6/9/2007
Msg: 13
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/27/2007 10:45:02 AM
"Tell your sister I never told you about us.........."
 tinkabell2007

Joined: 8/5/2007
Msg: 14
Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/27/2007 10:53:24 AM
Last words on my death bed.....Anyone for Necrophilia? give me ten mins and I will be ready for ya!
 cheekitiger

Joined: 7/24/2007
Msg: 15
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/27/2007 11:10:19 AM
"Any chance, Nurse. before I'm too stiff"
 madchick

Joined: 5/23/2007
Msg: 16
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/27/2007 11:18:41 AM
"Is there a good POF party going on down below or I'm hanging on til there is?"

 Fierce Fish

Joined: 4/19/2007
Msg: 17
Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/27/2007 11:28:47 AM
Mine would be..

"Meat is murder...arrrrrr... "
 heaven or hell

Joined: 11/28/2006
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Posted: 8/27/2007 11:30:53 AM
why would you do an impression of a vegetarian pirate for?

too short to post therefore still only 94 green bottles on the wall and if one should accidently fall there would be 93 bottles on the wall

only 93 green bottles on the wall and if one should accidently fall there would be 92 bottles on the wall
 bayrab

Joined: 5/16/2007
Msg: 19
Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/27/2007 11:36:28 AM
hahaha, good ones all. I might say something nice andf lowery to everyone like how much I love them and will miss them,. There's lots of things one might say before closing eyes for a final time, but have to confess.

Two words popped into my mind as soon as I read this question.. I'd probably have to say

f...k me!
 Gilzean

Joined: 7/22/2007
Msg: 20
Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/27/2007 11:48:13 AM
"Either this wall paper goes or I do"!

Yeah, yeah ok Oscar Wilde got there before me but if its a good enough end for him then its good enough for me.
 peachyperfect

Joined: 4/19/2007
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/27/2007 11:49:42 AM
I sincerely hope they are....

'oo my god..oo my god..oo my god..yes yes yes yeeeeeeeessssss!'

pmsl

lou
xx
 ~Missy~H

Joined: 5/2/2007
Msg: 22
Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/27/2007 11:55:06 AM
"I'm flying without wings, pump up the morphine".
 Rsmacker

Joined: 4/14/2007
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/27/2007 12:26:22 PM
"Pull my fingerrrrrrrrrrr......."
 Fierce Fish

Joined: 4/19/2007
Msg: 24
Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/27/2007 12:40:26 PM
why would you do an impression of a vegetarian pirate for?


Eh?

Perhaps..

"Baby dont preach...uughhh..."

Perhaps...

"Each to their own... uuuugghhhh...."
 bogglebum2007

Joined: 4/20/2007
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Your last words on your death bed would be...?
Posted: 8/27/2007 12:46:40 PM

Your last words on your death bed would be...?


uuughhhh
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