| Dating Advice From Famous People Posted: 9/5/2007 9:08:10 AM | "Let's face it: a date is a job-interview, that lasts all night. The only difference between a date and a job interview is: not many job-interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end of it." -- Jerry Seinfeld
"Dating is so insecure. My last relationship, I was always there for her and she dumped me. I told her about it. I said, "Remember when your grandma died? I was there. Remember when you flunked out of school? I was there. Remember when you lost your job? I was there!" She said, "I know -- you're bad luck." -- Tom Arnold
"My toughest fight was with my first wife." - Muhammad Ali
"When a man goes on a date, he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows." -- Frederick Ryder
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." -- Lynn Lavner
"Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." -- Robin Williams
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." -- Billy Crystal | |
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| Dating Advice From Famous People Posted: 9/5/2007 9:15:53 AM | What a cynical lot.... but how true the sentiments are
cant live with em, cant live without.......thats why we all on here... | |
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| Dating Advice From Famous People Posted: 9/5/2007 9:44:47 AM | A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. Zsa Zsa Gabor
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. Zsa Zsa Gabor
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates
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| Dating Advice From Famous People Posted: 9/21/2007 1:12:14 AM | | As if any of these twits has ever had a happy, lasting, relationship long enough to qualify as an authority on this subject. | |
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| Dating Advice From Famous People Posted: 9/21/2007 2:38:21 AM | | Really though who wants advice from famous people, most of them have more screwed up lives than the rest of us. | |
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| Dating Advice From Famous People Posted: 9/21/2007 11:17:40 AM |
As if any of these twits has ever had a happy, lasting, relationship long enough to qualify as an authority on this subject.
Really though who wants advice from famous people, most of them have more screwed up lives than the rest of us.
I'm thinkin this thread was started for humor, lighten up a little, it's FRIDAY!  | |
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| Dating Advice From Famous People Posted: 3/2/2008 11:04:19 AM | I fiqure, lets see Why get advice from someone famous, they cannot keep a relationship going, dont ask them
they have no morals regards to relationship. easy come easy go, money talks | |
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| Dating Advice From Famous People Posted: 3/2/2008 5:38:08 PM | The quotes in posts 1 and3 are not cynical, they are ... philosophical!
They are good not because the people who made them were/are famous, but because they are good! | |
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