| Name change for a few good laughs Posted: 5/12/2005 6:15:40 PM | This only takes a minute. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. >> > > Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name. >> > > Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box when you post. > Copy and forward to friends and family and co-workers. ..... And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzard sniffer.
Ready............here we go..............
>> > > Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first >> >name: >> > > a = snickle >> > > b = doombah >> > > c = goober >> > > d = cheesey >> > > e = crusty >> > > f = greasy >> > > g = dumbo >> > > h = farcus >> > > i = dorky >> > > j = doofus >> > > k = funky >> > > l = boobie >> > > m = sleezy >> > > n = sloopy >> > > o = fluffy >> > > p = stinky >> > > q = slimy >> > > r = dorfus >> > > s = snooty >> > > t = tootsie >> > > u = dipsy >> > > v = sneezy >> > > w = liver >> > > x = skippy >> > > y = dinky >> > > z = zippy >> > > >> > > Use the second letter of your middle name to determine the first half > of >> > > your new last name: >> > > a = dippin >> > > b = feather >> > > c = giggle >> > > d = burger >> > > e = chicken >> > > f = barffy >> > > g = lizard >> > > h = waffle >> > > i = farkle >> > > j = monkey >> > > k = flippin >> > > l = fricken >> > > m = bubble >> > > n = rhino >> > > o = potty >> > > p = hamster >> > > q = buckle >> > > r = gizzard >> > > s = lickin >> > > t = snickle >> > > u = chuckle >> > > v = pickle >> > > w = hubble >> > > x = dingle >> > > y = gorilla >> > > z = girdle >> > > >> > > Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half >> > > of >> > > your >> > > new last name: >> > > a = butt >> > > b = boob >> > > c = face >> > > d = nose >> > > e = hump >> > > f = breath >> > > g = pants >> > > h = shorts >> > > i = lips >> > > j = honker >> > > k = head >> > > l = tush >> > > m = chunks >> > > n = dunkin >> > > o = brains >> > > p = biscuits >> > > q = toes >> > > r = doodle >> > > s = fanny >> > > t = sniffer >> > > u = sprinkles >> > > v = frack >> > > w = squirt >> > > x = humperdinck >> > > y = hiney >> > > z = juice >> > > >> > > Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny.
if you dont have a middle name dont worry just go with the first 2
Have fun all! sincerely Crusty Chicken Tush!!!!!  | |
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