| what is it with men not using toilet paper when they go pee
Posted: 9/24/2007 8:21:18 PM | i'm just not sure i understand why... and what about not washing your hands... I don't understand... can someone explain it to me why men hygiene is so different ... myabe i am just too clean and don;t see things the same way. I am looking for some opinion from both sides.
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| what is it with men not using toilet paper when they go pee
Posted: 9/24/2007 8:40:28 PM | Toilet paper near a urinal, who conducted the flawed research!
I wash, brush and blow dry after every session and then go handle the company coffee pot which 1,000's have touched before me....
My apologies to the coffee lovers... | |
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| what is it with men not using toilet paper when they go pee
Posted: 9/24/2007 9:55:02 PM | I just got home from work and I know I am tired, but.....your joking about the toilet paper after pee, right...or I hope so.....I believe tis because they shake the lovin p*ss outta it and dont need to...
But you have to wash after...especially if they are going out to shake someones hand... | |
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| what is it with men not using toilet paper when they go pee
Posted: 9/25/2007 6:43:14 AM | OMG - well I volunteer to do research on putting toilet paper at urinals and to document who uses it!!!  I'll just set up a chair and watch carefully!! As for the hand washing - I will let someone else watch that segment of the trip to the loo!!! | |
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| what is it with men not using toilet paper when they go pee
Posted: 9/25/2007 7:21:23 AM | This is an existentialist question that men and women have been asking themselves ever since the invention of the toilet paper roll.
This is from the women in me I personally think that it is once again men that are trying to show their superiority over our female counterparts.
This is my conspiracy theory. I think you work as a lobbyist for the toilette paper industry and try to get people to use more toilette paper.
Given the fact that only developed countries are using toilet paper maybe we should also include 3rd world countries in your rant about not using paper to wipe their ass.
I actually know why it is that way. Back in July of 1928 Crane invented the first urinal with a toilet paper dispenser, given the fact that men never change the roll, the invention was abandon because the dispenser remain empty until this day. You can see it at the believe it or not museum in Niagara.
Seriously if it bother you that much ask the guy you are with to wipe his d**k when his is done.
Not that I want to make fun of you but hon. you did open the door. | |
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| what is it with men not using toilet paper when they go pee
Posted: 9/25/2007 8:22:12 AM | | Too funny, now typically I do not really reply to these forums nor do I usually read them, I guess this just really re-affirmed why I do not read these forums because that is the most assinine question I have ever read in these forums. So let me get this right, you [op] want us men to wipe our willies right there at the urinal, or would you have us cup our junk, go into the stall and do the deed there? Some men can hardly bring themselves to use urinals for fear of men sneaking a peek. I think if this is your [op] quest, to get us to dab off the dew after we go pee, then good luck on that one. I see Russia converting to US currency happening sooner! Thanks for the laugh though OP | |
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| what is it with men not using toilet paper when they go pee
Posted: 9/25/2007 8:41:43 AM | Are you for real? Do you have spycams set in the men's washrooms? And in how many? What is your representative sample? Do you realize that the demand caused by excessive use of toilet paper could cause an ecological disaster?
Now for an answer: How about, because pee doesn't come out our ass?
Thanks for the interactive entertainment. | |
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| what is it with men not using toilet paper when they go pee
Posted: 9/25/2007 9:01:53 AM | Now some of you lads are getting downright hostile! lol
You may think this is a stupid post, but I learned from it! I never knew men could have issues using a urinal in front of other men. Guess that is cuz ya gotta stick your junk out! lol. We gals politely sit and tinlke, no real body parts showing.
I understand the "shake, rattle an roll" done by men, but please? Will all due respect? Could ya "wash" them hands after handling the Big Boy????  | |
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| what is it with men not using toilet paper when they go pee
Posted: 9/25/2007 10:00:00 AM | Why no toilet paper at urinals?
A) The little holes are too small for the paper to go down.
B) Anyone that drips that much after urinating needs a good Urologist, not toilet paper.
C) Rolls would be more likely used to throw at your buddy's head than for their intended purpose.
D) Nobody ever suggested to anyone I know that it should be wrung out and towel-dried after use.
My wife is a nurse. She tells me urine is absolutely sterile. Even if some gets on you, it won't do a thing to you. But washing your hands after is nice anyway. | |
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| what is it with men not using toilet paper when they go pee
Posted: 9/25/2007 1:18:13 PM |
I am still waiting for some guy to post that the empty toilet paper rolls would be used as a measuring device and end up getting stuck...ifin yer knows what I means
LOL.... I slit them length ways so they can expand and be removed in the moment of ecstasy. OOOOps! I meant "emergency"
Really.... I have a wet/dry vac next to my urinal.... I don't shake, rattle or roll my friend. I simply hit the "on" button and let the vac do all the work.
Caution: for those who may use a wet/dry vac..... lubricate the hose - it feels better. | |
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| what is it with men not using toilet paper when they go pee
Posted: 9/25/2007 2:15:03 PM | Hey thats why theres a large round sink in the mens room !
We whip it in the sink and wash our hands & the big guy at the same time !
And we then rip off half a role of paper toweling and dry everything off !.
No need for Butt paper when it's not our butts we are using !
Besides you ever heard of a urnal that can handle Butt paper with out clogging up !
Mind you they should color them urnal white pucks black as it's a botch playing hockey in the mens room with them white pucks .
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| what is it with men not using toilet paper when they go pee
Posted: 9/25/2007 9:07:17 PM | WOW!!! This thread just made my night! I had to ask my buddy beside me what he does, his reply was grab some TP b4 you hit the urinal wipe it and throw the TP in the trash! Rocket science and good hygiene, any ladies looking for a new man who wipes and washes??? I didn't have the heart to ask him why he just didn't pee in the urinal while he was grabbing the TP, TOO FUNNY
To the OP good luck, I suggest you make your inquiries with the man directly and take it from there, hopefully he will wipe and wash and if not NEXT   | |
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| what is it with men not using toilet paper when they go pee
Posted: 9/25/2007 9:51:55 PM | ok just home from work again and since i needed a chuckle I came to see the replies...
I work in a school and part of my area is the showers and the bathrooms...now I see them all everyday and I am standing there tonite wondering just where in the he** I could get someone to install those tp holders without having a soggin mess to clean up everyday...
I say rip the urnials out and you men can start hoverin.
I am sorry I am still laughing at the original post. | |
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| what is it with men not using toilet paper when they go pee
Posted: 9/26/2007 6:28:13 AM | 
Now how the hell does wiping a damn penis with toilet paper make him "cleaner".
Lady, i think you're too ****ing paranoid and met some nasty dudes who don't wash their hands or**** for that matter when you gave him head.
They don't need to "wipe", would you like having bits of paper stick to your penis ?
Common sense ( If they have any ) and when it's gonna deal with sex, men have it down packed but too bad "fishy smelling" women don't.
When you're gonna have sex or whatever,I sure hope to god either sex will maintain and keep their goodies spring time fresh out of respect for one another.
BUT TO PISS ?
I'd worry more about "If he washed his hands, especially after a dump" | |
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