| 10 Worst Pick up lines
Posted: 9/27/2007 9:59:04 AM | OK I just saw these and cracked up. I hope this has not been posted before.
1. “What’s your sign?”
2. “Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?”
3. “You must be a broom because you’re sweeping me off my feet.”
4. “Do you have a license? Because you’re driving me crazy.”
5. “I gotta thirst and baby, you look like my Gatorade.”
6. “Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.”
7. “Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”
8. “Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.”
9. “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”
10. “Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?” | |
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| 10 Worst Pick up lines
Posted: 9/27/2007 12:15:21 PM | Tooooo Funnny
Here are a few more Hope ya don't mind....
-You must be a hell of a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room.
-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
-If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
-Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
-I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?
-I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
-You have to tell me your name, because last night in my dreams, I could only call you 'baby'.
-You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway.
-Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
-I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
-Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
-Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
-That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
-Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
-You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb!
-Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
what would be funny is to find out from the guys which ones they used and crashed and burned.... I suspect all of the above LOL | |
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| 10 Worst Pick up lines
Posted: 9/27/2007 7:20:29 PM | -Is that a mirror in your pocket, cause I can see myself in your pants
-Are U tired, cause you've been running through my mind all day
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| 10 Worst Pick up lines
Posted: 9/28/2007 6:15:17 AM | Redneck pick-up lines...
Did you just fart? 'Cause you blew me away.
Hey Sis, git in the truck! | |
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Posted: 9/29/2007 1:42:48 AM | "Do you like math? Because I want to add the two of us. Subtract our clothes. Divide your legs, and multiply!"
"Hey, I'll buy you breakfast if you'll show me your hotel room."
"How would you like a high speed pass?" (only works on pilots) | |
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Posted: 9/29/2007 11:51:37 AM | They're just classics aren't they.
If you were my homework, I'd do you on my desk
How much does a polar bear weigh?
Heres 20 quid, come back when I'm less ugly
If carlsberg made boyfriends etc. etc. You gotta luvem though, cos you're probably going to be stuck with them for the rest of your life. | |
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Posted: 9/29/2007 7:18:32 PM | | do you work for UPS, cause i could of sworn you were checking out my package | |
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Joined: 6/15/2007
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| 10 Worst Pick up lines
Posted: 10/1/2007 10:21:15 AM | | "Is that a ladder in your tights, or the Stairway to Heaven?" | |
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Posted: 10/3/2007 7:13:32 PM |  Guy once told me he could dive in and swim in my eye's there so clear
So i shut my eyes
Then said what colour are my eye's???
He went quite - -probably thinking i was a nutty loon
and said BLUE obviously to dive and swim in
I opened my eye's and said
where do you swim Blackpool?
My eye's are hazel
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Posted: 10/3/2007 7:19:00 PM | LOL @ 7
I have a huge crush on this guy who is studying Divinity... I may just have to use it! | |
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airbeb
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Joined: 9/20/2007
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| 10 Worst Pick up lines
Posted: 10/3/2007 11:11:27 PM | #11 AHAHAHA. This is the best one out of all of them. Thread over.
I'm definitely pulling this one out next time. | |
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Posted: 10/5/2007 3:09:52 AM | A girl actually said this to me once,
"Nice shoes, wanna f*?"  | |
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Posted: 10/14/2007 2:18:53 PM | "wow your eyes are like spanners!"
everytime i look into them, my nuts tighten!
Mick. | |
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Posted: 10/25/2007 10:13:45 AM | ** good pickup lines folks **
here's some more
You must be an alien cause you are out of this world
hey wanna go halfers on a kid?
my god those got to be triple d's
do you like children? want some more?
can I borrow your clothes,, I am doing laundry and don't have enough for a full load | |
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Posted: 10/27/2007 5:18:43 AM | Has anybody ever told you, you would look great in white because I have some white sheets at home you would look great in!
armand | |
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Posted: 11/1/2007 2:25:54 PM | actually - can i buy you a drink or do you just want the money? - is a great pick-up line.
any guy reading this should try that one | |
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Posted: 11/1/2007 3:46:07 PM | My name is_______, you can tell me yours when you catch your breath...
I had a guy once ask me if I wanted to come over and see his pet snake.. | |
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| 10 Worst Pick up lines
Posted: 11/1/2007 4:56:09 PM | | A dorky guy walks up to you and says, "Do you like meeeee?" | |
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