| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/4/2007 6:22:04 AM | I was chatting with a POF'er the other day and the conversation moved to MSN. We were chatting, talking about anything and everything when suddenly he tells me that he's done a lot of soul searching and come to the realization that he's not as good looking as he thought he was. Then he says;
"I've had to lower my standards a lot. That's why I only message women like you"
I'm still laughing about it and it's making me wonder how often it happens. What's the dumbest thing someone has said to you during a date or a chat? | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/4/2007 6:30:02 AM | OMG!! Thats crazy!!! Imean its rude and so stooooooopid all at the same time. you dont knw if you should be offended or laugh your ass off. what did you do?
i might have said "Wow what a coincidence! Ive also been soul searching and realsized im not as smart as I thought....hence I only talk to dopes liek you". well hmmmm wait.....that IIIISSSSS funny, but kinda makes ME look bad. hmmm jeeze this is a tough one!!(kidding)
maybe you could do this one: "Wow what a coincidence! Ive been soulsearching and realized I think i want to make a career change now. I was thinking about working with Developmentally Disabled who live in group homes. SO I only chat with people like YOU to help me figure out if i really have the interest and patience to deal with Developmentally Disabled people."
merry xmas!
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/4/2007 6:30:43 AM | | OUCH. Message 2, You realize that was a burn to you and I wouldn't have printed that here,right? Sometimes others speak before they think. I bet that killed the mood ,hey. | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/4/2007 6:32:10 AM | The dumbest thing? lol
Well - sometimes I get in one of my moods, and just for fun, when women IM me here on POF, and they ask me what my name is, I tell them it's "Master"! lol
Then, they either immediately get the joke, or they spend the rest of the conversation saying things like "so Master, do you like a nice backrub?" or "Master, do you like Italian"? lol! :)
Of course there was one who said "Oh, I see. Well - ropes, restraints, or handcuffs?" lol! | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/4/2007 6:45:08 AM |
I went out with a girl for about a month she decided it was for us to goto next stage. We went to her place i got naked and she said "it looks like a penis only smaller.
I think we need a shocked smilie.
"I have never seen a guy have hair on their feet or fingers"........
Uhhhhhh.... no comment.
OMG!! Thats crazy!!! Imean its rude and so stooooooopid all at the same time. you dont knw if you should be offended or laugh your ass off. what did you do?
I was shocked at first and reread it 3 times. Then when I realized that I was actually reading it right, I laughed so hard I cried. I thanked him for the chat, told him that I'm not going to chat with him anymore, and thanked him for letting me know that I met his lowered standards. I still giggle every time I remember. Poor guy. | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/4/2007 6:52:38 AM | Ahhhhh....bitter, and bad memories...
Ok here is one, and why im spelling everything out as much as I can is because im restricted.....I can't spell to save my life....so now I have to spell more words....whatever..lol.
He is what she said :
" Im not looking for someone to be the father of my child......could you change him please? "
I fell for it, and her...it ended badly. | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/4/2007 7:01:49 AM | Dumbest thing ever said to me on a date :
"This 'Queen' was worried about if you would meet my physical standards ...*whew* i am relieved. Now to see if you past the ultimate test. Do you make over 100 grand a year & are you generous?"
After i laughed thinking it was a joke, i noticed she wasn't laughing. Thats when i told her this 'king' doesn't discuss money with any gold digging peasants & she didn't pass my test because her brain didn't match her outfit. (she was wearing bright yellow pants, sweater, shoes, purse, yellow everything! And she was far from 'bright' herself.)
She immediately got up and left. The people at the table across from me overheard the conversation, came over and gave me a pitcher of beer and said "That was just beautiful. this is on us"
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/4/2007 7:12:12 AM | Hey Daisie, that's not funny. I work with "those" people
As for what that guy said, Brandi...LMMFAO!!!! What a good sport you are! Consider the source I always say | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/4/2007 7:12:26 AM | ^^^ hillarious.
When I met my ex's mother for the first time at a Christmas party (all the family and friends present), we went to kiss each other on the cheek and both planted one on the lips instead... YUK! To get over the embarassment, I announced that she was a better kisser than her son... She was chuffed but juding by his face - he wasn't impressed. | |
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Posted: 10/4/2007 7:15:07 AM | Wasn't said directly to my but I had a date once request another waiter because he was black and she said "all black men are dirty".
I excused myself to go to the washroom and left the restaurant.
Oh and then there was the girl who had where we were going to live picked and out children's named all picked out. Before dinner was even served. Uggg.
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/4/2007 7:15:59 AM | When talking about our jobs...
Him: You're not Jewish, are you?
Me: Ummm, no.
Him: Good, you know they have people in place worldwide financially and rule the entire world from behind the scenes. I couldn't get a job in academia because I was not black or Jewish.
Me: Well now, it was nice meeting you. Good luck. | |
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Joined: 9/22/2004
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/4/2007 7:26:20 AM | messsage12:
I have worked a lot with "those" people too and I still think my post is funny!!! so its not the job, but the sense of humor that matters. my humor is a teeny tiny bit sick.....I ADMIT it. annnnnnddddd I still laugh aobut it!!!! I love them all, i truly do...... but I know a funny post when I write it!
hehehehehehe
anyway, i didnt mean to offend you. honest. but i stand by it....giggling all the way. I crack myself up!
merry xmas! | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/4/2007 7:31:23 AM | On a first date, right after giving me a all time, top 3, world class,
make your eyes roll back in your head, blow job,
she looks up licking her lipps and says
"I've never done this before"
If that was really the case i'd be scared to death after she gets good at it.
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/4/2007 7:35:24 AM | I was chatting with this dude and we got off on the topic of health issues with people our age. He told me all about his impending back surgery and I told him that I'd had a liver transplant and probably would have preferred back surgery. He then asked me if I was confined to a wheelchair. My first reaction was WTF? I told him I was pretty sure that liver function had absolutely nothing to do with the ability to walk. He said he didn't appreciate my smart-ass comment and I never heard from him again.  | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/4/2007 8:01:16 AM | | On a first date and the guy asked me why I did not go to law school. I said I was too broke and could not afford to go. He then said to me "your wishy washy arent' you" I ended the date right then. I still see him sometimes and I can only remember his name as Wishy Washy | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/4/2007 8:28:51 AM | "I know... good eh??"
From the guy who RAMMED his tongue down my throat within .02 seconds of our first (and last!!) kiss that I struggled to get away from as he was holding the back of my head to his face... till we "popped" apart (the sound of suction!) and as I was wiping the SPIT off my face... thank GOD I was wiping the spit off my face when he said that because it kept me from LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!!
OR....
"You must not be very serious about a long term relationship if you won't let me move in with you"
From the guy that I'd MET (not even a date!! a meeting!!) for two hours before he asked me on the phone the next night if he could move in with me at the end of the month... EIGHT days away!!!!! 
See... I appreciate these guys though... they make for hilarious stories!!!!  | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/4/2007 10:13:51 AM | | oh my lord its just nice to know what is going on every where...but folk this is a corker or a tale.....I met a guy for a drink who was just looking for freinds had a fab night chatting really hit it off...proper conversation....thought this was to good to be true but hey may have struck gold as he was more than easy on the eye lol....he came back from the toilet and say down looked in my eyes and say babe I know this is gonna sound a bit quick but ....will you marry me...I looked at him as i thought he was joking and laughed.....he took my hand and looked deep in my eyes babes I reaaly love you .....I knew at this point he was not playing...I looked at him and said what did you do when you went to the loo took to main werdo pills or some thing ...then laughed...he got a little cross and said I mean it I am not playing......I want to run for the hill but siad well I will give you may answer when i come back from the loo...needless to say I did come back from the loo...........but thought i,d have to tell him that or I would not get home lol what a dunb thing to say....but has given me a good laugh | |
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Joined: 8/14/2007
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/4/2007 10:34:51 AM | OMG I love these stories, they make me feel so smooth and sophisticated!! Keep them coming!
Unfortunately (or actually fortunately I guess), I have no such stories to tell, most people I've met have been very nice and sane. | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/4/2007 10:53:11 AM | I was trying to explain the Hypnerotomachia Poliphili to a date once... and without missing a beat in the conversation... she used an accusing tone of voice to say
"why do you read?"... the look on her face was something I'll never forget
I really didn't know how to respond... so I just stood up and left | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/4/2007 10:54:29 AM |
I said 'thanks' after a first kiss a few months back.
What am I 12? :)
No, you're mannerly! When someone does something nice for you, you're supposed to thank that person!
Years ago, when it had been a very long time since I had been kissed, I broke away from the first one with a new guy and exclaimed, "Omigod, I've forgotten how to kiss!" Luckily, he didn't mind reminding me how.
--Ms. Flis | |
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| Dumbest thing said to you during a chat/date.
Posted: 10/4/2007 11:18:16 AM | A few years ago, I was talking to someone via IM. It was my first conversation with him - basic, friendly chit-chat. After about an hour, he said, "Well, since it looks like I'll be sleeping all by my lonesome, I think I'm going to sign off, go to bed and jack off."
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....k. | |
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