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Posted: 5/15/2005 12:46:22 PM | Enjoy.
Man driving down road ...
Woman driving up same road ...
They pass each other ....
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, B I T C H!
Man rounds next curve and crashes into a HUGE PIG
in middle of road, and dies.
Thought For The Day : If only men would listen | |
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Posted: 5/17/2005 8:00:31 PM | I heard a good one this morning..
A teacher asked her young students what kind of pets they would like to have. Some said cats, some said dogs, others said hampsters or bunnys. The teacher called on one little girl and asked her what kind of pet she would like. The little girl thought for a momont, then replied: I would like a mink on my back, A jaguar in the garage, A tiger in bed, and a jackass to pay for it all..
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Posted: 5/18/2005 10:01:13 AM | God made eve for adam, adam asked Him, why did you make her so beautiful, He said, so you would be attracted to her.
Adam asked again, but why did you make her so sexy, God said, so you would want to stay with her.
Eve fell into the serpents snare, adam was mad and asked God, why did you make the woman so stupid> God said, "SO SHE WOULD LOVE YOU." | |
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Posted: 5/18/2005 11:09:53 AM | Haha..that was funny! Hey, I got another one..This kinda goes against my first joke, and its mean to women, but I still think it hilarious.
So God had created Adam, and one day they were talking and Adam was telling God how lonely he was. God thinks for a minute and says "Okay Im gonna create you a partner who rubs your feet every day when you get home from work, waits on you every second with out complaining, and is ready for sex whenever and however you want it...but its gonna cost you an arm and a leg." Adam thinks it over for a while then finaly asks "What can I get for a rib?" | |
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Posted: 6/27/2007 3:37:05 PM | A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach. As
the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women
have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her
why. She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady
is."
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but
returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things
than his dad does. She replies, "The bigger they are, the dumber
the man is."
Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to
play. Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his
mother,
"Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer
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Posted: 6/28/2007 12:33:02 PM | Recently a man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off his penis.
Seems his girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket, and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) having your girlfriend find out you're married;
2) explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis;
3) or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring… | |
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Hippee
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Joined: 5/19/2007
Msg: 20 | |
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